Knock on the door and come and view this property. Be met at the door buy a sexily dressed agent with a knowing smile. Let her lead you through the house whilst you take in the sights, maybe a provocative glimpse of stocking...
There are many original feature to uncover in this hidden gem. Let me help you to uncover them one by one.... Whether you want a detailed look or just a quick inspection give me a ring to arrange your visit.
As with all desirable properties this one is well located, discreet and with plenty of parking..
Please do not ask for a discount. this estate agent's fees are more than reasonable. Just ring to make an appointment.
Let's see if we can sell this house...
Question: Are you an actual estate agent? Answer: You will find out when you get to my incall location, all will be apparent
Question: Do you answer witheld numbers/if I ring repeatedly within the hour without leaving a message Answer: Occasionally I may answer a witheld, but only to confirm availabilty and ask you to ring again with a number showing. This has never happened.
If you ring repeatedly, over and over with no message you look unhinged so no. I will not answer the phone so stop ringing.
Question: Do you do anal, WS....... etc. Answer: Please check my list of enjoys and if it is not there I don't do it, not even for extra money. So no, I don't offer those services.
Question: Do you do bareback sex? Answer: Never
Question: How far will you travel on an outcall? Answer: I dont offer outcalls anymore, sorry
Question: I want to know how the "viewing" will go Answer: I have just posted a blog 2/8 to give you a flavour.
Alternatively ring my phone chat line and we can explore the viewing options.
I will not enter into endless texts and conversations about "details".
Interview
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 5'7"
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 16
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 38"
Question: What is your bra cup-size? Answer: J
Question: Do you smoke? Answer: No
Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Answer: Neither
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: No
Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned? Answer: Trimmed
Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts? Answer: Very Large
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced? Answer: Natural
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Blonde