desi-derata

About Me

I just couldn't stay away...


Hello, I'm Apsara. You may have known me as Maya pre-pandemic. A few things have changed since I was last escorting. I moved up to the North East for my studies, fell in love with the area, and stayed. I've slimmed down (photos on external forums will be very outdated!) and gained more than a few tattoos. However, I'm still the friendly and eager to please escort you used to know!

If booking by text or email, please lead with telling me when you’d like to book and how long for; I get a lot of messages and it makes things a lot easier for me :) if you're booking an outcall please indicate that you've read and understood my screening protocol.

I’m not always able to accept calls, please message me if you can’t get in touch that way. I’ve tried to streamline all the important information on this profile; please give it a read so we can skip the boring question-asking bit of organising a session and get straight to the fun stuff. If you clearly haven't read this profile, I won't reply to your message - sorry!


Upcoming schedule


17th December Bristol incalls 17.30-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
18-19th December Bristol incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
20th December Bristol incalls 10.00-11.00 (prebookings only)
21st December unavailable
22nd December Aldgate incalls 12.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
23rd-24th December Aldgate incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
25th December unavailable
26-30th December London and surroundings outcall availability (currently taking prebookings)
31st December-2nd January unavailable
3rd-6th January Newcastle and longer distance outcalls (currently taking prebookings)
7th January Newcastle City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
8-9th January Newcastle City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
10-12th January Newcastle and longer distance outcalls (currently taking prebookings)
13-14th January unavailable
15th January Manchester City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
16-17th January Manchester City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)

Newcastle incalls


7th January City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
8-9th January City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)


Upcoming tours



Bristol
17th December City Centre incalls 17.30-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
18-19th December City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
20th December City Centre incalls 10.00-11.00 (prebookings only)

London
22nd December Aldgate incalls 12.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
23rd-24th December Aldgate incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
26-30th December London and surroundings outcall availability (currently taking prebookings)

Manchester
15th January City Centre incalls 16.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)
16-17th January City Centre incalls 10.00-22.00 (currently taking prebookings)


Incalls and tours


Incalls are usually in upmarket City Centre hotels. I tend to get booked up pretty quickly on the day, so booking in advance is recommended. You'll be asked to confirm at a specific time either the night before or the morning of the session to keep your time and get the address - I don't send postcodes out before this!


Outcalls


As my tour days tend to get quite busy, I only do outcalls within a five-mile radius during them.

Outside those days, I’m happy to visit you across the UK! Minimum booking times will apply according to distance, please get in touch with your location to see where you fit into those - I'm based in Newcastle and as a rule of thumb the booking should be longer than the round trip. If booking outside of Durham, Newcastle or Sunderland, I will ask you to purchase my train tickets for me to confirm the booking, the fee will be subtracted from the overall balance.

I offer a variety of screening methods for outcalls, these include:
• Being an established client
• Having 5+ positive AdultWork feedback over the last couple of years
• Proof of stay for hotel visits (both a forwarded email reservation and a room number and surname upon check-in)
• Proof of address for home visits (usually the name and address section of a paper bill sent via email)

I have plenty of positive feedback going back a decade and have no interest in your personal information beyond the scope of my safety. I will not pass this on to anyone else, and all correspondence with sensitive details will be deleted immediately.

Social dates and overnights


I offer social dates at a 50% rate. You can mix and match this with the normal rate depending on how long you want us to be hanging out, and how much you want to be spent intimately. We can chat over dinner, grab cocktails, hit the pub for a match… or we could even cook together at yours!

Overnights are 12 hour blocks (19.00-07.00, 20.00-08.00, etc) that should involve a bit of time for dinner and sleep - I'll trust your judgment for how this plays out on the night :) these are outcall only.

GFE


I’m incredibly tactile, GFE is very much my forte. I’m passionate and giving, I want to see how you respond to me, and what makes you tick.

Things I like
• Being fingered
• Cum in mouth/swallow
• Cum on body
• Deep throat
• Edging
• Eye contact
• Facials (last booking/outcall only)
• FFM threesomes (or more!)
• Having my neck/upper back kissed
• Kissing
• Mutual masturbation
• Oral on me
• Oral on you (with or without condoms)
• Penetrative sex (protected, always)
• Rimming on you (if you shower in-booking :))
• Tenderness/stroking
• Titwanks

I refuse to fake orgasms; mutual masturbation, oral sex, a consistent and gentle finger on the clit, or me using my toy on myself while I go down on you should get me off :)

Kink


My sexuality has been evolving over the last few years, I’ve started to grow frustrated with how rigid and austere elements of BDSM culture are. I adore the adrenaline rush of spanking and impact play but dislike the rigidity of submissive and dominant roles outside of roleplays. I want to be playful without having to fit into a brat mould. I want to laugh, kiss, and play with your hair while you hurt me... and appreciate that these are all lovely and non-mutually exclusive things.

My kink bookings tend to feel more like an extension of a GFE booking, rather than its own discrete thing. This doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy roleplaying, if you have something in mind let’s talk about it - there are some taboos I don’t engage in, but there’s no harm in asking :)

Things I like
• Being called names
• Caning (Charged at an additional £10 per six strikes; I've lost too many canes to overstuffed suitcases so you'll have to bring your own!)
• Impact play on me (whips, crops, paddles, whatever you have to hand…)
• Roleplay (I travel light, so outfit requests need to be made in advance)
• Spanking on me
• Taking orders
• Violet wands (I don’t have one of my own; I’d be delighted to use yours!)
• Watersports on me (below the neck only)
• Watersports on you


“Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself;
You are of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here."
Max Ehrmann, Desiderata

Years ago, I read an interview with Kim Cattrall in the Guardian that led with a quote; ‘I don’t want to be in a situation for even an hour where I’m not enjoying myself’ and it stuck with me. I want that for all of us. I know your life probably contains its (un)fair amount of stress and exhaustion; what I want to offer you is an oasis of fun, empathy, and enduring good memories. I aspire to be warm-hearted and kind to others, and I don’t see the unconventional way we’ll be meeting as any reason to diverge from that.

Outside of escorting I love good films, food, and drink. You can talk non-league football (let's compare FPL teams!), lifting/macros, and breweries with me, or Wong Kar-wai’s back catalogue and the breakdown of British civil liberties. My educational background is in the social sciences. Expect a southern accent, I’m told it’s far less grating than other Durham alumni.

I’m more of a girl-next-door than full glam, my approach to make-up and my personal style is more about accentuating what I already have rather than completely changing it; approachable and unenhanced: big brown eyes, naturally plump lips and a playful smile. My figure is lush and feminine, illustrated with (tasteful, I hope!) religious and cultural tattoos. I have dark shiny hair, thick thighs, and a grabbable butt. I love Honey Birdette and Agent Provocateur (let’s forget that Mike Ashley owns it…) lingerie, and you can expect me in pretty florals or a cute summer dress for outcalls.

Enjoys

  • 15 Mins "quickie"
  • BDSM (receiving)
  • CIM (at discretion)
  • Deep Throat
  • Dinner Dates
  • Disabled Clients
  • Domination (receiving)
  • Face Sitting
  • Facials
  • Fetish
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Fingering/Finger Play
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Hand Relief
  • Humiliation (receiving)
  • Massage
  • Oral
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Receiving Oral
  • Rimming
  • Rimming (giving)
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Spanking (receiving)
  • Sub games
  • Swallow (at discretion)
  • Toys
  • Watersports

Enjoys With

  • Male
  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM

Incall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £90
  • 1 Hour - £160
  • 2 Hours - £300
  • 3 Hours - £440
  • 4 Hours - £580
  • 15 mins - £60
  • 1½ Hours - £220
  • ¾ Hour - £120

Outcall Rates

  • 1 Hour - £200
  • 2 Hours - £340
  • 3 Hours - £480
  • 4 Hours - £620
  • Overnight - £750
  • 1½ Hours - £270

FAQs

  • Question: Do you accept bank transfers?
    Answer: I’m afraid I don’t. I’m cash only. There is a conveniently located cashpoint right next to my incall.

  • Question: Do you have extras?
    Answer: Just caning, per my services tab. I may ask you to book me an Uber home if we’re meeting for an outcall very late at night, but this will be communicated before the booking.

  • Question: Are you actually bisexual?
    Answer: Yes! I’d love to see you with your partner or another escort. Duos can be organised on incall days with one of my friends for £160 per half hour or £300 per hour.

  • Question: Are your rates negotiable?
    Answer: No, sorry, mutual respect is fundamental here. Haggling will result in an immediate block.

  • Question: Are your services time-restricted?
    Answer: 15-minute bookings are one-pop quickies where I generally don't provide rimming as you wouldn't be able to shower adequately within that time. For bookings of half an hour or longer, all listed services are available.

  • Question: Can I bring you wine/chocolate etc?
    Answer: Outside of eating out I tend to avoid ultra-processed food, which sadly includes a lot of sweets and chocolates - I love cacao nibs, 100% dark chocolate, fancy tea and exotic fruit though! I'm a bit more lax about alcohol. I would be happy to share a bottle of something during our booking - I particularly like Scotch & Japanese whisky, good quality tequila and mezcal, floral/fruity craft beers (or the occasional Stella...), and orange wine.

  • Question: Can I trust you to be discreet?
    Answer: I try to be especially considerate of this. I don't return missed calls, and texts are replied to within a mindful timeframe or during business hours. I don't wear lipstick or perfume during bookings, and you'll be provided with unscented shower gel if needed. If we meet in a social setting, I will wear something that covers my tattoos if requested - the innocent face comes in clutch in these scenarios!

  • Question: Do you offer dinner/social dates?
    Answer: Yes! See the outcalls section of my bookings tab :)

  • Question: Do you offer dinner/social dates/overnights?
    Answer: Yes! See my bookings tab :)

  • Question: Do you offer domination services?
    Answer: Not explicitly; I’m a very gentle person! I’m happy to take guidance on sensations that you enjoy (including pain) but I don’t have the personality/inclination towards actually exerting control over you.

  • Question: Do you sell photos/videos?
    Answer: My AdultWork private gallery should be good to go very soon, but asides from that I don't.

  • Question: Is there any reason you won't see me?
    Answer: I’m happy to see adults of any race, gender, size, or disability status. The only thing that will disqualify you is being rude or entitled.

  • Question: What are things you don’t do?
    Answer: I don’t do giving/receiving anal penetration, being spat on, face slapping, extended breathplay, bareback, party bookings, or car meets.

  • Question: Why haven't you responded to my message?
    Answer: I get a lot of messages and responding to every blunt one-word message, "hey/hi", or query about something already covered in my profile is sending me a bit Jack Nicholson in The Shining. I'm not expecting full essays, but good prior communication facilitates a good booking :) think about it like booking a doctor's appointment or a haircut.

  • Question: Would you be willing to any of these for extra?
    Answer: I have no interest in seeing clients who want me to compromise my comfort or safety - sorry! I love my job and - yes - the financial side plays a part in my motivation for doing it, but this isn’t a dispassionate, calculating pursuit of cash. I want to enjoy being fucked, and I want you to enjoy me enjoying being fucked.

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Cancer June 22 - July 22

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Long

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'2"

  • Question: What is your dress size?
    Answer: 10

  • Question: What is your bra cup-size?
    Answer: D

  • Question: Do you smoke?
    Answer: No

  • Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Answer: Both

  • Question: What is your favourite colour?
    Answer: Coral

  • Question: What times are you always available?
    Answer: 10am - midnight

  • Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
    Answer: Yes

  • Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
    Answer: Across the UK

  • Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
    Answer: 2½+

  • Question: Nearest rail station?
    Answer: Durham

  • Question: What is your best feature?
    Answer: Eyes

  • Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
    Answer: Visible

  • Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
    Answer: Trimmed

  • Question: What is your favourite food?
    Answer: 100% cocoa dark chocolate

  • Question: What is your favourite drink?
    Answer: Suntory whisky or Vault City sours

  • Question: What is your favourite film?
    Answer: Vertigo

  • Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
    Answer: Æon Flux

  • Question: What are your favourite flowers?
    Answer: Jasmine

  • Question: What is your favourite gift?
    Answer: Craft beer/spirits

  • Question: What is your favourite perfume?
    Answer: Gucci Guilty

  • Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
    Answer: Peak District

  • Question: What is your shoe size?
    Answer: 6

  • Question: What three words best describe your personality?
    Answer: Sanguine, quirky, compassionate

  • Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
    Answer: Natural

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Indian

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Brown

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Curvy

  • Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
    Answer: Cisgender

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Black

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