Relaxmemassage

About Me

Enjoys

• Foot Worship
• Hand Relief
• Massage
• Tantric

Enjoys With

• Male

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £55
• 1 Hour - £90
• 2 Hours - £170
• 1½ Hours - £130
• ¾ Hour - £75

FAQs

• Question: Can I make a same Day appointment?
  Answer: Yes but if your after same day/within a few hours please text, I log on in the morning then again in the evening, I get very busy so don't have time to be on here every 2 minutes xx
  
  
• Question: Can I pay with £50 notes?
  Answer: Sorry but no, there has been fake £50 notes circulating recently so I’ll not be taking them anymore, sorry guys xx
  
  
• Question: Can I pleasure you?
  Answer: will be in pleasure because I love what I do, but I don’t need you to pleasure me. I am in the session to spoil you, feel you, hear you, indulge you, and to take you places.
  
  
• Question: Do you offer a full service?
  Answer: NO I DONT x
  
  
• Question: Do you offer tantric massage?
  Answer: Not in the typical sense, no. What I offer is tantric in style, but not scripted in the usual format of a tantra massage.
  
  
• Question: I can not get through to you?
  Answer: If you have previously made a booking with me and not shown up or canceled that booking then I've blocked you sorry x
  
  
• Question: I don’t like what I see when I get to your house, what do I do?
  Answer: Well this is an easy one, just say something like “I’m really sorry but I’m just not attracted to you because you really ugly” lol maybe not the ugly part lol no need to be rude, and it’s all fine, I’m cool with that, I’ll be polite and you can leave, I don’t expect every man to be attracted to me, I’m not a supermodel (like I’ve said before) i do suffer with autoimmune disease so I am on and off steroids so I can put on a stone then stop the meds and loose a stone quite quickly, it’s not a big deal if you don’t want to stay, I’d hate for you to stay and have to endure an hour being absolutely grossed out by me touching you, just don’t stay then write shit about how ugly and fat I am on uk punting, if you choose to stay then I don’t think you have any right to throw personal insults at me, that makes no sense and quite frankly your opinion is no longer valid x
  
  
• Question: I’d like you to change the pressure?
  Answer: This is fine, 50% of my clients want a firm massage, the other half want soft, I’m trained in loads of different types so I’ll do one pressure and if you want it harder or softer (tickled even) please just say and I’ll change what I’m doing, again I’m not a mind reader, I need to know what you like x
  
  
• Question: I’ve read on another site you’re fat and have stretch marks?
  Answer: Ok I’ve read this too lol, I have had surgery so my stomach is completely flat and there is absolutely no fat on it you can not even pinch it, I’m a size 12 (I think that’s pretty average at my age lol) and 34GG bra with a big bum, I wish I looked like I did when I was 18 put unfortunately I don’t, but it’s ok if you don’t find me attractive, I don’t give a flying f*** lol but guys you can’t run to punterlink and kick off everytime you don’t find someone attractive, it’s just not cool, if you don’t find someone attractive then just crack on with your day and just get over it lol x
  
  
• Question: Letting your friends know
  Answer: As much as i appreciate the positive feedback to your friends please DO NOT give out my address and DO NOT just turn up at my door, I had a guy turn up last night (thankfully I was outside gardening) asking if i massage because his mate has seen me, WTF??? My son had left to go home literally 30 mins before as had my parents as it was a Sunday and I cooked dinner for my family, I will not put up with unannounced clients, absolutely unacceptable
  
  
• Question: What happens during the massage?
  Answer: You will be completely naked and uncovered, I do the massage wearing only my knickers, I start by massage your back and back of legs using gentle strokes from head to toe, then the same on the front and finish with lungam massage which is massage of your balls and penis x
  
  
• Question: What services do you provide
  Answer: I am a qualified masseuse and I finish the massage with lingam massage (massage of your balls and penis) oral with a condom at an extra cost of £15, I DO NOT OFFER anything more sorry xx
  
  
• Question: Where does the massage take place?
  Answer: I work from home in my therapy room and use a massage table x
  
  
• Question: Why didn’t you talk during the massage?
  Answer: Ok I can’t win with this one, I remember years ago chatting during a massage then got a bad review on uk punting for talking when he wanted to relax, so now I don’t talk and get bad reviews for not talking, please feel free to start a conversation if you want to, I’m more then happy to chat through the massage but I’m not a mind reader x
  
  
• Question: You will not answer my calls?
  Answer: The only reason for me not answering a call is because you are calling from a withheld number, I DO NOT EXCEPT calls from withheld numbers under any circumstances, I understand you like your privacy but I also want to stay safe, you can be reassured any contact is deleted at the end of a booking when you leave xx
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Aries March 21 - April 20
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: Red
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Boobs
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: Chocolate
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: Champagne
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: English