Dita Von Tease

About Me

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £120
• 1 Hour - £200
• 2 Hours - £400
• 3 Hours - £600
• 4 Hours - £800
• 1½ Hours - £300

Outcall Rates

• 1 Hour - £280
• 2 Hours - £480
• 3 Hours - £680
• 4 Hours - £880
• 1½ Hours - £380

FAQs

• Question: Are your pictures real?
  Answer: Yes, 1000%. All photos were taken within the last two years with my most recent pics taken in February 2024. Please read my reviews and field reports - they speak for themselves if you want to have your mind put at rest.
  
  
• Question: Can I extend my booking during our session?
  Answer: Of course. I love longer sessions and if I'm not busy I'm happy to extend shorter bookings into longer ones. Please see my rates chart for details of costs.
  
  
• Question: Can I have a discount or "mates rates" ?
  Answer: Yes of course you can if you are over 80 and bring one of your parents to the appointment with you
  
  
• Question: Can I see you in 10 minutes?
  Answer: I do offer same day appointments, however I prefer more notice so I can be fresh and relaxed, and you get to experience me at my best ;)
  
  
• Question: Do you do 15 minute quickies?
  Answer: No, I am not a vending machine or a conveyor belt!!!
  
  
• Question: Do you party?
  Answer: Sorry I don't do drugs nor tolerate any drug usage during bookings. Similarly if you turn up intoxicated, smelling of alcohol or are clearly stoned then I will cancel our appointment.
  
  
• Question: How do I book you?
  Answer: Send me a text to introduce yourself along the following lines: "Hi Dita, my name is Dan, I'm 38, British, work as a plumber and I'm from Portsmouth. Are you free at 2pm today for an hour for a tie and tease appointment? I have a profile on AW with feedback and I've dropped you an email on the site under the user name PullMyPlum69. Please can you let me know before 11am? It's fine to text me anytime up until then. Look forward to hearing from you, Dan" Let me know the time and duration you'd like to see me (and the postcode for outcalls). You can either send me a text, call me or contact me on here. If I’m unable to pick up your call please leave me a message and let me know if it’s ok to call you back or whether it’s safer to text etc …. Please don't send me a booking request without contacting me first to check my availability. **PLEASE ALSO MENTION IF YOU HAVE AN AW PROFILE WITH POSITIVE FEEDBACK** Texts with messages like "Hi love, you ok?" "You free babe?' or just "Hi" will be ignored. This is not Tinder. I don't offer a chat service. MY PHONE NUMBER IS PURELY FOR MAKING APPOINTMENTS. It takes a lot of time to field questions therefore I spent a lot of time creating my profile and a Q and A for you to read. If we are going to share an intimate encounter then I would at least hope that you would take the time to read my profile properly.
  
  
• Question: How do you prefer me to contact you?
  Answer: PLEASE CALL FOR SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS. You should always try ringing me in the first instance, as I'm usually able to answer unless I'm driving or in company - if I can't pick up for any reason please leave me a voicemail or send me a text and I will get back to you as soon as possible. If you are thinking about an appointment a few days ahead and have a list of questions to ask me then an email is probably the best. PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL FOR SAME DAY APPOINTMENTS as I may not see your email on the same day that you send it. Please do not start texting me incessantly with endless questions if I say I cannot talk now. Ultimately I want to speak to you and meet you but you have to understand that it just may not be possible to communicate in the moment that you contact me. I will always let you know when I'll be free and we can pick it up at that time.
  
  
• Question: I don't want full sex, so how much do you charge for just a massage?
  Answer: You pay for my time not what we do in that time. The only fees are my specified rates and that time is yours to spend however you wish. There are no hidden extras.
  
  
• Question: I want to view your private gallery but I don’t want it showing on my bank statements.
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• Question: I'm married, will you answer calls or messages from a withheld number?
  Answer: No sorry. I appreciate you need discretion but so do I. I will never, ever call you unless it has been pre-agreed and even then I would normally send you an an ambiguously discreet text or whatsapp first to make sure it's ok to speak. I have no desire whatsoever to cause you any problems if you are in a relationship with somebody else and I pride myself on being extremely discreet in all our dealings.
  
  
• Question: I’d like to book you for a work function but I’m nervous about booking someone who will show me up!
  Answer: I am articulate, educated, multi-lingual, well travelled and highly intelligent. I’m very confident in the corporate world and fit in seamlessly in any social setting. I’m a great conversationalist but I also know when not to talk and pride myself in being the perfect companion whether you are the CEO of a blue chip company or a builder from Bognor. I’m also very down to earth, empathetic and friendly with a great sense of humour and a genuine people person.
  
  
• Question: I’d like to book you for an outcall but I’m a professional businessman and I don’t want someone who looks like an escort turning up at my hotel or home and drawing attention
  Answer: If you want a beautifully classy, tattoo & piercing-free companion to turn up, then I’m your woman. I will turn up looking the epitome of elegance dressed in a very understated and modest way. I will not turn up with my cleavage hanging out, in a mini dress wearing thigh high leather boots. We can save that for behind closed doors (if that’s the look you want). I will turn up looking like I could be your wife. Only better.
  
  
• Question: What turns you off a man?
  Answer: Two things - incessant texting and poor hygiene! Text Etiquette: A text is fine for initial contact, but once we've agreed an appointment unless you need to let me know that you are going to be late/early or having to cancel please don't then start texting me a barrage of questions that you could have asked me over the phone. Even worse, don't start a text ping pong with me 20 mins before you're due to arrive as I will be busy getting ready and it will just annoy me! I also don’t need a constant stream of non booking related texts. You’d be amazed how many messages I get from clients on a daily basis detailing how their recent dentist appointment went, or a comment about the current weather. Please. Just Don’t!!! Hygiene etiquette: Dearest Soap Dodgers, I understand you may have come straight from work which is why I offer shower facilities, body wash, toothbrushes, toothpaste and mouthwash. Unless you had a shower directly before setting off to meet me please avail yourself of these amenities! There is nothing worse than a man who says he has had a shower when I can clearly smell him from across the bedroom! Use what's on offer - it will make for a far more pleasant encounter. Oh and the same goes for those that ask to use the toilet first with no sign of showering or a gentleman's wash afterwards - JUST NO!!! To all my wonderfully fragrant and fresh clients that this does not apply to, please ignore the above :)
  
  
• Question: What's your favourite position? Tell me what turns you on? What are you wearing?
  Answer: I'm flattered that my profile aroused such curiosities, but my dirty talk is strictly reserved for when we meet in person. Please keep your communications polite and booking related or you may be ignored.
  
  
• Question: Where are you based?
  Answer: I tour throughout the uk.
  
  
• Question: Why are you so formal - are you like this in person?
  Answer: Filtering out the genuine clients from the insincere fantasists is a surprisingly laborious and time consuming task that requires a formal and business like approach otherwise I'd spend more time giving free texting and phone chat services than professional escort services. Rest assured that in person my approach is far more laid back and I'm as easy going and fun loving as they come.
  
  
• Question: Why are your rates so expensive? I can get another girl for a lot less than you’re charging.
  Answer: As with anything in life, you get what you pay for and quality isn’t cheap. If you’re looking for a Ford Escort then may I suggest you don’t look in a Bentley dealership sir!
  
  
• Question: Why aren't you answering my texts?
  Answer: Have you written a polite text? Because I will ignore rude texts like "Hey!" "You available" "'U free now?" "Postcode" "R U free for a BJ?" When you text me I'd like a name, when you'd prefer a booking & how long you would like. Manners cost nothing. I will only entertain respectful gentlemen.
  
  
• Question: Why do you charge extra for outcalls?
  Answer: My outcall rates are calculated based on £80 added on to my incall rates to offset fuel, parking costs and loss of time. For example, If I have an outcall involving a 25 minute each way drive - that’s 50 minutes of lost time which equates to the loss of a 1 hour booking which I could have accepted had I not been travelling. These rates only apply to bookings within a 10 mile radius of where I’m working and are dependant on whether I’m in a rural area or city centre with expensive parking. For distances that are further afield please enquire. Please note, all outcalls will require a 50% deposit to secure the booking. Payment can be made to a discreet, ambiguous and professional business account that will not raise suspicion if spotted on your bank statement.
  
  
• Question: Why haven't you specified your likes or dislikes?
  Answer: I don't provide a shopping list of services as every encounter is different and what I offer is very natural and real, not cold and transactional with me just performing a perfunctory tick list of sexual acts. When we meet you can rest assured I'll be very open to what you want to do providing I feel comfortable with you. I never accept an appointment without speaking to you on the phone first and this is the time to discuss what you’d like from our encounter to ensure you leave completely satisfied. If this doesn’t reassure you please take the time to read my outstanding feedback and field reports. I love what I do and take pride and passion in ensuring that anyone who comes to see me leaves thoroughly satisfied. I want you to leave me feeling like you’re walking on air and elated, not dissatisfied and deflated!
  
  
• Question: Will you respond to queries in your "not available" period?
  Answer: I answer all of my emails each day. Text messages will be answered as and when I am able to but you will usually receive a reply within 15 - 30 minutes unless I'm driving or in an appointment. In which case I will respond as soon as I am able to. If you are married or have a partner and it’s only safe to text you back within certain hours, please mention this when messaging me.