Question: Can I be your sugar daddy? Answer: I am yet to receive an offer of an ‘arrangement’ that actually benefits me, rather than yourself. No I will not be your part time girlfriend and stay with you every weekend for £500 a month. Do I look like a twat
Question: Do you party? Answer: NO!!! Do not even dare to ask! I will also know if you have been taking something you shouldn’t have, so turn up and be prepared to be disappointed! I have been in this industry a long time and will know in precisely 3 seconds that you are under the influence of something nefarious
Question: Hi can you unblock me? Answer: Please don’t email me on here asking me to unblock you. I am an independent and have control over who I see. Anyone who creates new numbers to see me will be found out and reported to the police for harassing a prostitute.
Question: Hidden charges? Answer: I don’t charge anything extra. Once the fee is paid at the beginning of the booking that is it :) likes are included in my fee
Question: How can I book? Answer: I may answer a call, but best to text most of the time :)
Question: Is that you in the pictures? Answer: No I am a Nigerian Prince. Wire me your life savings urgently
Interview
Question: What is your starsign? Answer: Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Medium
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 5'6"
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 6
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 32"
Question: What is your favourite colour? Answer: Pink
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: Yes
Question: What is your best feature? Answer: Bum
Question: How much do you weigh? Answer: 9½st
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 6
Question: What is your Primary Language? Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Green
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Athletic
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Blonde