Ladies/Gents,
I get a lot of repeat callers and get them because I'm good at what I do. Why am I so good? I'm good because when it comes to the real world I've done it and have the sort of experience to draw upon most folks can only dream about. Give me a call, tell me what you need and I'll take it from there.
I provide phone chat for men, ladies and couples. I also provide limited escorting for ladies and couples.
For phone chat I'm here for you whether you just want to unburden into a non-judgemental pair of ears, be taken on gentle erotic adventure of dip your toe into the world of fetish and the more extreme side to human sexuality, Give in to your fantasy and call me. The bottom line is that I don't judge and I'm happy to spend time with you regardless of what you wish to talk about. And if you're calling me simply because you wish to cum, well we'll make that happen as well.
I am happy to be as nasty as you like but I will not discuss illegal age related subjects even as fantasy. Otherwise everything is on offer, maximum perversion guaranteed!
When we chat we understand that as adults that what we say is fantasy we can talk about what we want to in perfect safety. That means almost nothing is off-limits. There's very little I haven't seen and done, there's even less that I'm willing to explore with you.
Please remember most of all that phone chat here is safe and non judgemental. We never meet and what we chat about in private stays there.
... and yes, I am worth every penny, and more besides.
So what to chat about ...
are you one of those pathetic little men that give the rest of us bad name and want to listen to someone fucking your wife or loved one(s), maybe use you as a piece of fuckmeat ... and the rest. You want to be the meat in that sandwich? You know what to do.
Or if you just wish to unload discussing your fantasy I'm all ears and very non judgemental and love a good immersive chat - about anything and anyone. I have a broad, very broad mind and subject to the disclaimer above nothing shocks or disgusts me. Specialist in other men's wives, sisters, workmates ... Every fantasy known, and if you're spoiled for choice ask and I'll tell you of my adventures.
Roleplay specialist: Cuckolding, bi, sharing, gang/group, BDSM, mild or merciless, you choose.
And after so many calls it'd cool if some of you folks could put in the feedback!I I'll repeat that, I get several calls a session, lots of repeat callers ... So please leave feedback.
And last but not least, yes I'm good at what I do but I can't read minds! If you have a particular fantasy or topic that's turning you on and you want to talk about, then TELL ME!
Want a silent call? No problem, just cough at the beginning of the call and I'll take it from there. I'll have to ask you a few yes/no questions to make sure you get what you called for and from there I'll tailor the chat to your needs. Silence means "no", a "mmm" means yes.
And remember I chat with ladies, men and couples, yes couples and that can be great fun for everyone.
Don't forget the feedback please.
I can be emailed here but even when online it's rare for me to read my emails right away. The best thing to do is just call when you see my little green light on. It's very rare for me to say no.
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I provide outcall Escort services for LADIES and COUPLES only, daytime, midweek only. Please see my availability for details. Email me to book.
I have an average build and average endowment, not circumcised. Not a heavy cummer. Please note I am now bearded and have long hair.
I am prepared to travel for up to an hour by car from Biggin Hill, Kent. Travelling for more than half an hour requires an additional payment of £20. All payments to be made on arrival in cash.
Whilst I am very kink friendly, you're making the booking and I am very happy to act the way you most prefer. As per the phone chat I provide the sky's the limit.
I also do non-sexual meetings for say luncheon, shopping trips and the like are £40 for my company and you meet any out of pocket expenses. I have a great deal of life experience and can talk on a wide range of subjects. I am also an active listener. When booking for a non sexual meeting please state whether formal or informal dress is preferred.
I've recently been asked if I would provide CAM servicies. After giving it a lot of thought I'm sorry to say that the answer's no.
