NCUK British Massage

About Me

Enjoys

• Massage
• Naturism/Nudism
• Voyeurism

Enjoys With

• Male
• Female
• Couple MF
• Couple MM

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £48
• 1 Hour - £96
• ¾ Hour - £68

Outcall Rates

• ½ Hour - £60
• 1 Hour - £120
• ¾ Hour - £85

FAQs

• Question: Can I see a full facial picture of the cleaner?
  Answer: Due to the nature of the business I do like to add a bit of mystery into the mix therefore I do not show any facial pictures of the cleaner. I hope you understand that discretion on both sides makes everything that little bit more enjoyable.
  
  
• Question: Am I allowed to touch The Naked Cleaner UK?
  Answer: No physical contact is allowed. You must respect this. I want to feel comfortable in your home and be able to provide a quality cleaning service. I do enjoy having a chat with my clients. I am offering a cleaning a service with a naked twist
  
  
• Question: Are 2 men allowed to be present?
  Answer: No only single gentleman and real couples allowed
  
  
• Question: As a couple can we have sex while we watch you clean?
  Answer: Yes that's fine
  
  
• Question: Can I take photos and videos of the cleaner?
  Answer: Under no circumstances should you take photos or videos of me. I pride myself in discretion and respect – I expect you to do the same and make me feel comfortable whilst in your home.
  
  
• Question: Can I wank while you clean?
  Answer: Yes that's fine but no physical contact and No bodily fluids to come in contact with me please
  
  
• Question: Do I need to supply the cleaning materials?
  Answer: Yes – you must supply all cleaning materials. We think that it is a personal choice what cleaning materials you use to clean your home. We will arrive with oodles of enthusiasm and readiness to clean plus a pair of Marigolds!
  
  
• Question: What if I get aroused?
  Answer: I understand that arousal is a natural response. I don’t want you to feel awkward about it. I am happy for you to masturbate. I will not be offended however I do ask that you do not take this opportunity to touch me. This is not allowed.
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Virgo Aug 24 - Sept 22
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Medium
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'5"
  
  
• Question: What is your dress size?
  Answer: 10
  
  
• Question: What size is your chest?
  Answer: 36"
  
  
• Question: What is your bra cup-size?
  Answer: C
  
  
• Question: Do you smoke?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
  Answer: Piercings
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: Blue
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: varies, can change last minute
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: NA
  
  
• Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
  Answer: Devon and surrounding areas
  
  
• Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
  Answer: 2hrs
  
  
• Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
  Answer: Gerald Butler
  
  
• Question: What sort of men turn you on?
  Answer: Bit rough round the edges! Bit of facial hair
  
  
• Question: What sort of women turn you on?
  Answer: Good boobs
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Bum
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
  Answer: doggy
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 10st
  
  
• Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
  Answer: Very Discrete
  
  
• Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
  Answer: Shaved Completely
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: anything spicy
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: boring I know but any fruit juice
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite film?
  Answer: Too many to choose from
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
  Answer: Greys Anatomy
  
  
• Question: What are your favourite flowers?
  Answer: Orchids
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite gift?
  Answer: A nice unexpected surprise
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite perfume?
  Answer: Vera Wang
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
  Answer: Anywhere with Sun :-)
  
  
• Question: What is your shoe size?
  Answer: 5.5
  
  
• Question: What three words best describe your personality?
  Answer: honest, approachable, gentle
  
  
• Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
  Answer: Medium
  
  
• Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
  Answer: Natural
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: English
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is your Secondary Language?
  Answer: None but would love to learn
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Blue
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Average
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
  Answer: Other
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your hair?
  Answer: Blonde