AnalEnglishSquirter

About Me

• My Info
• See a show in person!
• Naked Clean/Ironing

Hi I'm Laura, I'm 35 and 100% English, Blue eyed and pale skinned and a genuine Swinger and Escort. If you want a squirting experience. Im your girl.

Please note if you have 0 feedback i prefer telephone bookings (whatsapp and text also fine). I will of course accept an AW booking after the initial contact
Meeting times are between 11.30 am and 8pm (incalls) outcalls until 9.30pm .. add an hour to these finishing times if its a weekend or school holiday. Please note : i wont take any bookings within half hour of finishing times due to time constraints

I also now offer intimate shaving (on you) during bookings, this is the only extra i charge as its not a sexual services, if you want this its £20.00 Extra

I charge no extras at all for sexual services and everything i offer is included. This includes anal, owo, strapon and much more. Im also triple vaccinated and STD free (last test Sep 2023) and yes. You can cum as many times as you can in your time & all condoms, lube ect are obviously provided with multiple sizes available and Latex free also available (skyn condoms). x

Watersport is Giving only & CIM/OWO is at discretion - You get 5 mins not included in your time if you want a shower and you must be clean for OWO/CIM (you are welcome to shower before and and after). If you precum heavily owo will not be available. xx

I have a new larger fucking machine now too, with attachments for all my toys to use on myself or even you!. dildos range from 5 inch to 12 inch!
MMF Meets are now available - Please see my profile NaughtySwingers. This profile includes DP, DVP ect.

If i dont answer my phone just send a text or message and ill reply when i can. Please try contact me through call / SMS / whatsapp where possible as for some reason my email notifications can be slow. Xx

Location is at bd12 bradford. No withheld numbers will go through to my phone.

Im now offering OUTCALLS within a 50 mile distance of bd12 bradford, i will require more notice for outcalls as much notice as you can give and its 30 minutes minimum booking (bookings further than 25 miles will be additional cost due to fuel) xx


I dont enjoy dfk hence i dont really offer it on meeting. I also can't deep throat. Any messages regarding bareback are instant block . I dont offer this and never will i dont care how much money you have, any videos containing bareback penetration on my profile are of my partner x

Strapon (pegging) / Use of my fucking machine on you is no extra charges also, i have dildos from 5 to 12 inch and different thickness levels. I dont offer fisting. x

I DON'T meet multiple random men at the same time. I wont do mmf unless its with my partner and i DONT do car meets/lorry meets ect. I also dont do blindfold or bondage/tieing on me X

In person (in same room in my home) "Webcam style shows" are available. 15 minutes to 1 hour available and rate is £3.00 per minute ... See me live and in person.... These shows include hand relief but no other services xx

I have lots of toys. Including butt plugs. Sex machine. Dildos. Vibrators ect... Xx

In person (in same room in my home) "Webcam style shows" are available also. . 15 minutes to 1.5 hours available and rate is £3.00 per minute ... See me live and in person.... Filming this show is extra 2.00 per minute . Cost is 45 for 15 mins or 70 for 30 mins xx

I also offer naked cleaning on an outcall basis with no sexual services (sexual services can be added in for additional cost).
This is £120 per hour or £60 for 30 minutes. You must provide the cleaning products / Vacuum ect.

Naked ironing also available for same.cost.

Enjoys

• "A" Levels
• "A" Levels (at discretion)
• 15 Mins "quickie"
• Anal Play
• CIM (at discretion)
• Cross Dressing
• Depilation
• Dinner Dates
• Disabled Clients
• Domination (giving)
• Double Penetration
• Exhibitionism
• Face Sitting
• Female Ejaculation
• Fetish
• FFM 3Somes
• Fingering/Finger Play
• Food Sex/Sploshing
• Foot Worship
• Hand Relief
• Humiliation
• Humiliation (giving)
• Massage
• MMF 3Somes
• Modeling
• Moresomes
• Naturism/Nudism
• Oral
• Oral without (at discretion)
• Oral without Protection
• Penetration (Protected)
• Prostate Massage
• Receiving Oral
• Rimming (receiving)
• Silent Caller (Phone Chat)
• Spanking
• Spanking (giving)
• Spanking (receiving)
• Strap On
• Striptease
• Swinging
• Sybian & Machine Sex
• Tantric
• Tie & Tease
• Toys
• Uniforms
• Voyeurism
• Watersports

Enjoys With

• Male
• Female
• Couple MF
• Couple MM

Incall Rates

• ½ Hour - £80
• 1 Hour - £150
• 2 Hours - £270
• 3 Hours - £400
• 15 mins - £60
• 1½ Hours - £210
• ¾ Hour - £120

Outcall Rates

• ½ Hour - £90
• 1 Hour - £160
• 2 Hours - £290
• 3 Hours - £410
• 15 mins - £80
• 1½ Hours - £220
• ¾ Hour - £130

FAQs

• Question: Are you 100% White English / British?
  Answer: Yes, i was born in Yorkshire and im still there, My parents was both white British also! My accent is obviously a Yorkshire accent xx
  
  
• Question: Do i do Meets / Escorting
  Answer: Yes, please read my profile, I also offer meets as part of an M/F couple. x
  
  
• Question: Do i sell used panties, bras ect.
  Answer: Yes please get in touch if you want these. xx
  
  
• Question: Do you meet Black guys or guys from other races?
  Answer: The only thing that matters to me is your a gentleman and polite. Your personality matters more than anything else so colour doesn't matter to me xx
  
  
• Question: Do you offer BAREBACK?
  Answer: No, it is repeatably mentioned in my profile, Any enquiries regarding this will result in an instant block and no further bookings or enquiries will be taken from that person. x
  
  
• Question: Do you offer car meets / Lorry meets / outdoor meets.
  Answer: Sorry its a no for this, only incalls and outcalls. xx
  
  
• Question: Do you squirt?
  Answer: As my profile states, i do squirt xx
  
  
• Question: How many times can i cum during a booking.
  Answer: As many times as you can physically do. x
  
  
• Question: Is rimming/watersports both ways?
  Answer: No. Rimming is on me only and watersports is me giving only (so on you)! xx
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Long
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'2"
  
  
• Question: What is your dress size?
  Answer: 12
  
  
• Question: What size is your chest?
  Answer: 34"
  
  
• Question: What is your bra cup-size?
  Answer: D
  
  
• Question: Do you smoke?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
  Answer: Both
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: Pink
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: Between 11 and 8pm Most days xx
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
  Answer: Bradford, Leeds, Huddersfield, Halifax, Keighley, Castleford, Pontefract, Manchester
  
  
• Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
  Answer: 45 mins
  
  
• Question: Nearest rail station?
  Answer: Low Moor Station, Bradford
  
  
• Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
  Answer: Dont have one!
  
  
• Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
  Answer: People catching me having sex outdoors! being shouted at!
  
  
• Question: What sort of men turn you on?
  Answer: All kinds of men, i don't have a type as such, i like someone who is kind and respectful and that isnt afraid to tell me what he wants.
  
  
• Question: What sort of women turn you on?
  Answer: Peachy bums, lovely booms and all shapes and sizes, i love a woman who can make me squirt and i love a woman who tastes amazing.
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Bum
  
  
• Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
  Answer: getting caught in public whilst doing anal on top of a hill, wont ever forget it.
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
  Answer: Missionary - standard but good, makes me squirt
  
  
• Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
  Answer: Anal doggy style!
  
  
• Question: What is your biggest turn on?
  Answer: Anal sex whilst my clit is being stimulated
  
  
• Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
  Answer: my clitoris
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 9½st
  
  
• Question: What is your leg measurement?
  Answer: 28"
  
  
• Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
  Answer: Visible
  
  
• Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
  Answer: Shaved Completely
  
  
• Question: What is your worst feature?
  Answer: Feet
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: Anything with lamb
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: Gin
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite film?
  Answer: Fifty Shades
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
  Answer: Walking Dead
  
  
• Question: What are your favourite flowers?
  Answer: Roses
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite gift?
  Answer: Perfume or Outfits
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite perfume?
  Answer: Flowerbomb
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
  Answer: Anywhere hot!
  
  
• Question: What is your shoe size?
  Answer: 4.5
  
  
• Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
  Answer: a big swinging orgy with lots of people, i really loved my first time
  
  
• Question: What three words best describe your personality?
  Answer: Fun, Happy, Horny
  
  
• Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
  Answer: my clit, along with g spot stim makes me squirt all over.
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
  Answer: To have a girl 69 me whilst i receive anal
  
  
• Question: How often do you masturbate?
  Answer: almost every day
  
  
• Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
  Answer: anal sex whilst having my clit rubbed.
  
  
• Question: When is your libido at its highest?
  Answer: All day!
  
  
• Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
  Answer: Underwater in a submersible somewhere in a coral reef.... unusual but i think it would be amazing with that around you.
  
  
• Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
  Answer: Medium
  
  
• Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
  Answer: Natural
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: English
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is your Secondary Language?
  Answer: None
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Blue
  
  
• Question: What is your waist measurement?
  Answer: 30"
  
  
• Question: What is your hips measurement?
  Answer: 32"
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Average
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
  Answer: NA
  
  
• Question: If other, please specify:
  Answer: Just a bisexual girl
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your hair?
  Answer: Red Brown