AVAILABLE THIS WEEKEND 14/15th SEPTEMBER ~ Incall/outcall/bespoke bookings, mild to wild, get in touch
Full time, yes that's right... just because my green light isn't displayed doesn't mean I'm not available ~ Versatile bi male escort & pro male dominant for kinky submissives, 'straight' bi-curious &/or bi guys, cross dressers convincing or otherwise, sissies, Male/Female & MM couples ~ 100% trustworthy discreet & reliable with 12+ years escort experience, SSC, incalls/outcalls/bespoke bookings UK wide ~ Luxury playroom ~ Don't be shy, get in touch, I would love to meet you, use the AW message system to make contact, if you can't do that &/or won't sign up to the site then you'll need to go to the couples profile ~ DL14 incall/North East outcall/Custom Bookings nationwide ~ Accompanied sauna visits (Newcastle) ~ Don't be shy ~ Call to book, use the number displayed on the fun50couple profile ~ Late night bookings after 8PM need to be pre-booked before 7PM if possible ~ Northern outcalls to homes & hotels across the North East, Cumbria & Yorkshire ~ Overnights ~ Accompanied sauna visits (Newcastle) ~ Fees are variable, click on the separate 'RATES' tab, thanks guysAre you a mature guy staying in The North alone THIS WEEK or anytime soon? 😈Thinking naughty thoughts?😈 Such as exploring bi-curiosity? Or experiencing electrostimulation at the hands of a master? OR, are you a couple Male/Female thinking about getting another guy in for a sexy three-way...MMF, MFM, some-one experienced & totally reliable who knows what buttons to PRESS so everyone has a good time? ~ Communication really is the key to GREAT SEX so discuss together & get in touch! >>> And LOOK!!! My new playroom's now OPEN, with professional equipment including bondage bed & suspension frame, sling, fucking bench, SeriousKit milker (the GENUINE ARTICLE not a blingy copy), a ton of toys & CD/sissy stuff & much more >>> I'm a Professional Escort & BDSM master with over 10 years experience >>> SSC >>> Hot bi boyfriend experience... or kinky BDSM mild to extreme >>> Wide range of services delivered with confidence & panache, click the tabs to find out more...
About me
Hi guys! Some of you'll know me as fun50geeze, the male half of fun50couple, one of the best known mature M/F duos in the UK for over twelve years & still going strong. My partner in crime, fun50minx, felt drawn more & more to the world of femdom as time passed. She took time out 4-5 years ago to further her knowledge of the subject including being mentored by two of London's top dominatrices; long story short, she now works most of the time as a pro domme aka the Tees Valley Mistress (with a profile on here by the same name)
As for me, I've diverged a bit too. Hence the reason I've re-written the former fun50geeze profile & created the page you see here; it's been on my mind for a while. The vast majority of our 'couple' clients over the years have been straight 'curious' men, or fully bisexual men. We've been together as a couple for 17+ years, and let me tell you guys, if you're in a relationship where you can truly share your most secret thoughts, and live a 100% authentic life, consider yourself lucky. I'm naturally bisexual, since schooldays, birth probably; the juries still out as to whether it's a hereditary thing, what's more, 99% of our clients over the years have been guys wrestling with their sexuality & kinky fetishes. Most of them are living a lie as far as their 'significant others' are concerned, although in all probability their 'extra curricular activities' prolong or even save their marital relationship. One has to ask if many of these people should have been together in the first place. Communication is the key to great sex and a strong relationship. Without effective communication you have nothing trust me.
So over the years, I've grown, as has Minx. She's become more dominant, and has a good number of regular clients. I've become more of a Switch. Twenty years ago I wouldn't have had a clue what a Switch was. Being accepted as a bisexual male opens the door to deeper and deeper exploration (no pun intended) of ones own sexuality, and the sexuality of others around you. Both Myself and Minx continue on our journey, as do many of our customers. Some come & visit for nothing more than a tick on a bucket list, while others follow in our footsteps, stretching, constantly seeking new horizons, and pushing up against higher & higher limits. These are people who most definitely won't be going to their graves 'wondering'. In short, they've got on the 'train of life'. Sadly, most guys stay sat on the fence at the station. You wouldn't believe the number of men we've met over the years who 'decide they're going to do something about their secret desires' just after they've been diagnosed with a terminal illness, or some other calamitous event in their lives. Anyway, back to being a Switch.
Firstly, what is a Switch? Stefani Threadgill a sex therapist and sexologist explains: “Terminology serves to give us a language in which we can identify and name our experience and to communicate them to our partner. (Being a switch) is commonly relegated to BDSM; however, most of us have a comfort level of dominance and submission. This can change over time with the same partner and with other partners.” A switch is a label that you can use or ignore, nothing more.
Some of you'll know that I pen a popular online magazine, known as NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS. Its a commentary about current affairs especially those pertinent to the adult industry, life as an escort couple, and most of all it's about Men's Sexuality. Men have a lot of hang ups, especially surrounding sexuality, what with peer pressure and the whole 'macho thing'. Its a subject I've gotten increasingly interested in over the years, mainly through my observations of straight 'alpha male' types, bi-curious & bisexual men, submissives and cross dressers. As a couple we've seen numbers of men now running well into four figures, so I think I'm entitled to pass judgment. What I've witnessed ties in well with what Andre Shatiki has to say; she's a well known sex worker, educator and intimacy coach...“Like many topics of sexual exploration, the concept of switching can be more difficult to grasp for men than for women...this is because we socialize men in a way that exalts strength, power and authority as favorable traits. In a society that still celebrates and rewards masculinity, men often hesitate to be vulnerable for fear that their masculinity will fall into question'. We've seen all of this in men as a couple. I've been allowed to live my authentic life, and consequently I've grown. Our relationship has blossomed and remains strong. So yes, I'm a Switch with submissive tendencies but that doesn't mean I'm sub to many men. What it does mean is that 'I get' submissive men, and I can relate to them. Occasionally I'm sub to dominant men, but there has to be chemistry. There are many times I question my sexuality, after all, most of us are at different points on the 'Klein Scale' at different times in our lives. You don't know what I mean? Then Google it. No-one is reckoned to be 100% straight or 100% gay. I laugh out loud at the number of alpha males I've encountered over the years who vehemently deny that statement! But its true. I'm around the 3.4 to 3.6 value on the grid, in other words TRULY BI. Interestingly, on the BemSex test, I'm just over into the Androgenous quarter, while Minx my partner falls into the 'Undifferentiated' quadrant; firm evidence I believe on why we get on so well, though thick & thin, and why we're so good together as an escort couple. So guys, you're still with me right! Drum roll!
Most guys who approach me as a male escort want massage (which I'm not interested in) with happy ending or, they want 15 minutes of 'exploration'. Few of them go though with FULL-ON BFE's; I'm bisexual. I like men. I like women. I like M/F couples. I don't see solo females, only males and Male/Female couples, usually those who seek the company of a reliable male escort to join them for MFM or MMF. If you'd like a threeway with myself and Minx then click on our fun50couple profile under North East>Couples. Most of my solo meetings this past 3 years have been full on Dom/sub encounters, and those numbers are growing. For that reason, I've deleted my fun50geeze profile, and changed it to this, trading now as the Tees Valley Master to mirror my partner Tees Valley Mistress aka Mistress Orchid.
As a bisexual Switch, I can fully empathize with so many bi submissives, and cross dressers for that matter. If extreme anal play, humiliation and/or degradation, feminization, sissification, chastity & key-holding, confinement, &/or electrostimulation is 'your thing' you've come to the right page. I genuinely love these kind of meetings.
On the other hand, if you're looking for an easy going bi BFE (Boy Friend Experience) you too are on the right page.... just click on the 'Bi & Gay Men' TAB to find out more. If you want the full PSE, then I can easily, & do often in fact, PERFORM to the MAX, agile, passionate, experienced, uber-kinky mmmm.
Incalls I do at Bishop Auckland; there's a comfy bed & with BIG wall mirrors and a ton of toys. I outcall to homes and hotels across the North East & North Yorkshire, and I work till 11PMish most nights. If you want a late night incall though, with a start time up to 11PM, please try and arrange it before 7PM as I prefer not to work on a full stomach, so I adjust meal times accordingly. I travel too, anywhere mainland UK on a Bespoke Booking Basis. What that means is I can book a hotel for us both at a place local to you if you can't accommodate, and/or don't travel to the North East. A bespoke booking includes my travel to & from your area, it includes me booking a 4 or 5 star hotel, and anything from a 2 hour to a full overnight booking, mmmmm, you decide. I need a day's notice for a custom booking of that nature, and a deposit to cover upfront charges.
NEW for August 2023: top of the range industrial strength SeriousKit milking machine, there are only around 30 of these operating in the UK public domain (many many more in Continental Europe especially Germany, also the US); enhanced rate applies +£20 to cover the 5 litres of lube required & the Chemgene cleansing after.
New for 2024: Now in: Oxballs pig hole & SeriousKit drone trodes & harness, stay tuned for more updates
People laughed at us (fun50minx & I) when we shared ideas with others 10 years ago about building a BDSM playroom. But we achieved our goal and it turned out to be a resounding success. Seasoned kinksters who visited & avowed themselves of our services told us 'its one of the finest facilities of its size & kind' they'd seen in the North. It too was a part of our journey. We sold it intending to move to new premises in August 2022 but decided to walk away from the deal due to the recession, and the vendor turning out to be 'less than transparent' shall we say. We're intending to resume our search for new premises in Spring 2024 once the repossessions start, stay tuned)
After I sold the Darlington Dungeon & Film Suite in August 2022 I built an interim BDSM playroom in DL14 which opened in March 2023. It's compact but professionally equipped with a pro bondage bed, pendulum, sling, fucking bench' floor/mood lighting, full length mirrors & a TON of toys & 'implements' lol! Stay tuned for news about our next commercial property... subject to our country remaining FREE, which is a very big 'If' at the moment (2024). I'll likely make a final decision in 2025.
Places I outcall locally to include: Darlington, Bishop Auckland, Consett, Hexham, Morpeth, Newcastle Airport, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, Gateshead, Shields, Washington, Hartlepool, Middlesbrough, Stockton-On-Tees, Whitby, Thirsk, Wetherby, Harrogate, Ripon, Leeming, Scotch Corner, Northallerton, Barnard Castle, Penrith, Kirkby Stephen, Alston & all places in-between. Don't forget, I will visit anywhere mainland UK on a bespoke booking basis, please call for a quote.
For in depth info incl what you can expect when you meet me, click whichever tabs are relevant to you (Bicurious, Bi & Gay Men, Subs & CD's, M/F Couples) to find out more. Then, when you're ready to book, please read through the Small Print before making contact....
The Small Print
For regular every day bookings 1 to 1, either call me if my number's showing, or send me a sensible message, & I'll get right back to you, normally within the hour if it's between 7AM and 9PM when I receive it. Message me in the middle of the night & you'll be waiting till morning for a reply. I need my sleep. Please note: I NEVER meet anyone new without a brief phone chat first; no call, its no meet I'm afraid! Nor do I indulge in text tennis, or talk about exact location, or discuss sexual services over the phone. I use Telegram for messaging, never Whats App. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN VIDEO CALLS. If you're not an AdultWork member you can choose to contact me via private email (displayed on this profile). Be sure to look for a reply, check spam folders, I always respond to potential new clients unless they're asking daft questions about points already covered in depth on this page. If you insist on texting and 'can't' or won't phone, then don't waste my time, or yours. I'm a professional escort who depends on sexwork for my living; the bottom line is if you don't feel you can talk over the phone, you're unlikely to turn up on the day. This site is about FUN, and you turning fantasy into REALITY.
Are you a *straight* guy struggling with thoughts about 'same sex desire'?
Don't worry, you're not alone! It DOESN'T MEAN you're at the first stop on the road to Gay Town; it simply means you're an open minded 'sex positive' guy... and REFRESHINGLY DIFFERENT to the macho 'alpha' male, you know...the kinda guy who scoffs at anything other than 100% straight & thinks he's God's Gift to women. In reality there's no such thing as 100% straight or 100% gay and you NEVER KNOW when you might be taken off guard and experience things you never even considered.. up until that moment. So, what is SEX POSITIVITY? Its generally defined as an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all consensual sexual activities as fundamentally healthy and pleasurable, encouraging sexual pleasure and experimentation'. All of us are somewhere on the 'Klein Scale'. It's a grid which measures an individual's sexuality at any particular time in their lives. Bi people are around 3.5 on the 0-7 scale. Google it, and see where YOU fall. Don't overthink the answers... just tick the boxes with your gut feelings. You can email me with the result if you want! I'm always interested in talking to guys about sexuality, not least because I pen a well known blog/e-zine called NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS(Since 2016) It talks about such things, as well as reporting on matters affecting punters and the Adult Industry. Most guys (& some of their wives too) love to read the SCREWS section, which is basically an anonymized 'fly on the wall account' of some of the raunchier meets (or not) I've been lucky to experience, most with my partner fun50minx.
It's worth noting that survey after survey shows there are four times more men who identify (at least in private) as bisexual (or with heteroflexible tendencies) as those who identify as gay. Peer pressures though, mean sadly, only around 17% are 'out' of the closet. Women on the other hand, it's 70+%; it's more socially accepted for them and seen almost as a 'badge of honour', whereas men are still SHAMED. It remains to be seen where we're going in the next few years... will we become more 'liberal' or will things go backward and underground? I fear the latter. Whichever way it goes, 'alternative' POV's will endure, even if only in private. You just have to research history, especially Roman times, to see some 'modern' perspectives are still far removed from what was considered mainstream in the past.
WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU BOOK ME
So, what can you expect as a nervous first timer or a guy with limited experience 'with another man'? Well, if you're REALLY REALLY nervous and unsure, you might be best to book me within the 'couple', ie book a visit to me and my partner fun50minx. Find us on AdultWork under Local Escorts>Couples>North East>County Durham and we're usually in the #1 position 'fun50couple'. We're also featured nationally and have four websites of our own. Some men feel more comfortable 'exploring' in the company of, and with encouragement FROM a sexy mature MILF/GILF. Truth is, when most men are 'let loose' behind closed doors, they go wild, and Minx ends up a spectator. But if it's a true MMF you want, book us as a couple. Same with voyeurs... none of them admit to being interested in 'cock' so why wanna watch? We say it's because 'there's a little seed' in the head.
[A word about 'that little seed'. If it keeps popping up in your head, you're best addressing it, sooner rather than later, because trust me, it will NEVER GO AWAY until you do. If you subsequently find bisexuality's not for you, & the experience doesn't match the fantasy, well that's okay! At least you won't get to later life, or even worse your grave...WONDERING. Unfortunately most people do just that, they dream & never get to experience things they truly desire. Life's short]
If on the other hand, you're totally happy to go ahead & book me as a male escort 121 to explore your bi-curiosity, that's even better. Why? Because when it's just two guys, things can be way more PRIVATE and INTENSE. There are no distractions. I'm experienced & considerate enough to GO AT A SPEED YOU'RE CONFORTABLE WITH. Rest assured, everything is SSC which stands for Safe, Sane & Consensual. Some guys wonder whether they should go for a pure Gay Escort. In my experience as a lifelong bi guy, there are some profound differences between the Bi Community & the Gay Community. I'm a fully versatile bi escort, and can offer ALL the services of a Gay Male Escort, with far less risk than those often associated with that sector. Penetrative sex (if any) is always 'protected' and I am regularly tested both privately and with the NHS for HIV and STI's with proof of negative status on my phone, so you're in safe hands.
But what to REALLY EXPECT I hear you ask?
Subject to your choices/desires: Kissing, including DFK, Necking, Nipple play, Naked/nude intimacy, Naturism (subject to weather), Hand relief both ways, Oral both ways, Frotting, Docking, Anal play, Full intercourse & Lovemaking, CIM/Swallow at discretion, FULL ON PSE or just DIPPING A TOE in the water, your choice, with no pressure, unless you want me to 'take the lead'*...
So sexy man, what are you waiting for? I'm available 7 days a week from 9AM until 7PM, later/outside hours by arrangement and ideally pre-booked. Incalls are at a nice home on a private estate. Outcalls to homes and hotels anywhere across Northern England down to around the M62. Elsewhere, I do custom bookings. How do they work? If you live far away and can't accommodate, then I make all the arrangements so you don't have to... including a 4 or 5 star hotel close to you at a discreet location, so we can use if for an incall, or an overnight even; the price I quote includes all of that as well as my travel to and from. It's the ultimate discreet bespoke sexual liaison, and especially good for those who can't travel very far, or high profile men or M/F couples in sensitive jobs etc who worry about 'being seen'. Fear not. Email me with your wants/needs/desire/location & I'll crunch some numbers. I would love to meet you, yes YOU!
Don't worry, you're not alone! It DOESN'T MEAN you're at the first stop on the road to Gay Town; it simply means you're an open minded 'sex positive' guy... and REFRESHINGLY DIFFERENT to the macho 'alpha' male, you know...the kinda guy who scoffs at anything other than 100% straight & thinks he's God's Gift to women. In reality there's no such thing as 100% straight or 100% gay and you NEVER KNOW when you might be taken off guard and experience things you never even considered.. up until that moment. So, what is SEX POSITIVITY? Its generally defined as an attitude towards human sexuality that regards all consensual sexual activities as fundamentally healthy and pleasurable, encouraging sexual pleasure and experimentation'. All of us are somewhere on the 'Klein Scale'. It's a grid which measures an individual's sexuality at any particular time in their lives. Bi people are around 3.5 on the 0-7 scale. Google it, and see where YOU fall. Don't overthink the answers... just tick the boxes with your gut feelings. You can email me with the result if you want! I'm always interested in talking to guys about sexuality, not least because I pen a well known blog/e-zine called NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS(Since 2016) It talks about such things, as well as reporting on matters affecting punters and the Adult Industry. Most guys (& some of their wives too) love to read the SCREWS section, which is basically an anonymized 'fly on the wall account' of some of the raunchier meets (or not) I've been lucky to experience, most with my partner fun50minx.
It's worth noting that survey after survey shows there are four times more men who identify (at least in private) as bisexual (or with heteroflexible tendencies) as those who identify as gay. Peer pressures though, mean sadly, only around 17% are 'out' of the closet. Women on the other hand, it's 70+%; it's more socially accepted for them and seen almost as a 'badge of honour', whereas men are still SHAMED. It remains to be seen where we're going in the next few years... will we become more 'liberal' or will things go backward and underground? I fear the latter. Whichever way it goes, 'alternative' POV's will endure, even if only in private. You just have to research history, especially Roman times, to see some 'modern' perspectives are still far removed from what was considered mainstream in the past.
WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN YOU BOOK ME
So, what can you expect as a nervous first timer or a guy with limited experience 'with another man'? Well, if you're REALLY REALLY nervous and unsure, you might be best to book me within the 'couple', ie book a visit to me and my partner fun50minx. Find us on AdultWork under Local Escorts>Couples>North East>County Durham and we're usually in the #1 position 'fun50couple'. We're also featured nationally and have four websites of our own. Some men feel more comfortable 'exploring' in the company of, and with encouragement FROM a sexy mature MILF/GILF. Truth is, when most men are 'let loose' behind closed doors, they go wild, and Minx ends up a spectator. But if it's a true MMF you want, book us as a couple. Same with voyeurs... none of them admit to being interested in 'cock' so why wanna watch? We say it's because 'there's a little seed' in the head.
[A word about 'that little seed'. If it keeps popping up in your head, you're best addressing it, sooner rather than later, because trust me, it will NEVER GO AWAY until you do. If you subsequently find bisexuality's not for you, & the experience doesn't match the fantasy, well that's okay! At least you won't get to later life, or even worse your grave...WONDERING. Unfortunately most people do just that, they dream & never get to experience things they truly desire. Life's short]
If on the other hand, you're totally happy to go ahead & book me as a male escort 121 to explore your bi-curiosity, that's even better. Why? Because when it's just two guys, things can be way more PRIVATE and INTENSE. There are no distractions. I'm experienced & considerate enough to GO AT A SPEED YOU'RE CONFORTABLE WITH. Rest assured, everything is SSC which stands for Safe, Sane & Consensual. Some guys wonder whether they should go for a pure Gay Escort. In my experience as a lifelong bi guy, there are some profound differences between the Bi Community & the Gay Community. I'm a fully versatile bi escort, and can offer ALL the services of a Gay Male Escort, with far less risk than those often associated with that sector. Penetrative sex (if any) is always 'protected' and I am regularly tested both privately and with the NHS for HIV and STI's with proof of negative status on my phone, so you're in safe hands.
But what to REALLY EXPECT I hear you ask?
Subject to your choices/desires: Kissing, including DFK, Necking, Nipple play, Naked/nude intimacy, Naturism (subject to weather), Hand relief both ways, Oral both ways, Frotting, Docking, Anal play, Full intercourse & Lovemaking, CIM/Swallow at discretion, FULL ON PSE or just DIPPING A TOE in the water, your choice, with no pressure, unless you want me to 'take the lead'*...
So sexy man, what are you waiting for? I'm available 7 days a week from 9AM until 7PM, later/outside hours by arrangement and ideally pre-booked. Incalls are at a nice home on a private estate. Outcalls to homes and hotels anywhere across Northern England down to around the M62. Elsewhere, I do custom bookings. How do they work? If you live far away and can't accommodate, then I make all the arrangements so you don't have to... including a 4 or 5 star hotel close to you at a discreet location, so we can use if for an incall, or an overnight even; the price I quote includes all of that as well as my travel to and from. It's the ultimate discreet bespoke sexual liaison, and especially good for those who can't travel very far, or high profile men or M/F couples in sensitive jobs etc who worry about 'being seen'. Fear not. Email me with your wants/needs/desire/location & I'll crunch some numbers. I would love to meet you, yes YOU!
*Update 23/07/2023: It must be something to do with me upgrading & re-writing this page, cuz since doing so I've had some incredibly HOT & passionate meets, so if your finger's hovering over the 'message' button but still not sure, do something now your future self will thank you for and get in touch!
WHAT TO EXPECT if you're a Bi or Gay guy coming to visit me.
It depends on your initial inquiry... for the sake of this tab, let's assume you're looking for a Boy Friend Experience. If you want kink, or feminisation, cross dressing etc, click on the next tab.
Most bi guys I see are married, which is the reason I work daytimes mostly. That niche represents around 80% of my business (in part when I work within the couple). Guys who tell me they are 'bi' range from men who've done little more than fondling another after a few drinks, mutual masturbation maybe, while others tell me 'they're past the 'curious' stage, wouldn't say they're fully bi but 'wanna go further'. Then there are men who are well and truly bi and occasionally versatile (meaning they're top or bottom). Even more rare are guys like me, bisexual since childhood. So, we discuss for a few moments when you arrive, establish 'limits' and take it from there. If 'Boyfriend Experience (BFE) is too tame for you, rest assured, I'm more than capable (and relish the opportunity) of delivering the full PSE with > Agility > Imagination > Passion > Sexperience > High Limits > I've got you covered > mmmmmmmmmmm
These days, there are quite a few 'bi' men who've only been with transexuals, never another 'man'. (need to be careful with my terminology here!). Rest assured, I've enough escorting experience to deliver upon your expectations in full, and then some, guaranteed. So pick up the phone.
Most gay guys I see are either alone after a break up, or they're married to a female & living a lie. Others are in a MM relationship that's become sexless for whatever reason. So if its 'touch' & 'skin on skin' that you crave, delivered with a degree of EMPATHY, then you've come to the right page. You see, unlike most bi guys, I've experienced being in love with a man, so I DO KNOW what you might be missing. Although I can't replace anyone, I can at least 'give' with feeling, and PASSION. (I'm not referring to topping, I'm versatile anyway, I'm meaning I can GIVE YOU 'me' 100% both ways) If that's what you're hoping for (yes I know, it's rare!) please don't hesitate to get in touch. I offer Incalls, Outcalls across Northern England in a band from M62 in the south to Scottish Borders in the north, as well as Custom Bookings anywhere in England or Scotland...most of those end up as 'overnights'... ask for a quote. My primary interest in escorting isn't and never has been the money. It's sex, and making people happy & delivering upon their expectations, and its also an interest in male sexuality, mine, yours & others. So I would love to meet you, yes YOU!
It depends on your initial inquiry... for the sake of this tab, let's assume you're looking for a Boy Friend Experience. If you want kink, or feminisation, cross dressing etc, click on the next tab.
Most bi guys I see are married, which is the reason I work daytimes mostly. That niche represents around 80% of my business (in part when I work within the couple). Guys who tell me they are 'bi' range from men who've done little more than fondling another after a few drinks, mutual masturbation maybe, while others tell me 'they're past the 'curious' stage, wouldn't say they're fully bi but 'wanna go further'. Then there are men who are well and truly bi and occasionally versatile (meaning they're top or bottom). Even more rare are guys like me, bisexual since childhood. So, we discuss for a few moments when you arrive, establish 'limits' and take it from there. If 'Boyfriend Experience (BFE) is too tame for you, rest assured, I'm more than capable (and relish the opportunity) of delivering the full PSE with > Agility > Imagination > Passion > Sexperience > High Limits > I've got you covered > mmmmmmmmmmm
These days, there are quite a few 'bi' men who've only been with transexuals, never another 'man'. (need to be careful with my terminology here!). Rest assured, I've enough escorting experience to deliver upon your expectations in full, and then some, guaranteed. So pick up the phone.
Most gay guys I see are either alone after a break up, or they're married to a female & living a lie. Others are in a MM relationship that's become sexless for whatever reason. So if its 'touch' & 'skin on skin' that you crave, delivered with a degree of EMPATHY, then you've come to the right page. You see, unlike most bi guys, I've experienced being in love with a man, so I DO KNOW what you might be missing. Although I can't replace anyone, I can at least 'give' with feeling, and PASSION. (I'm not referring to topping, I'm versatile anyway, I'm meaning I can GIVE YOU 'me' 100% both ways) If that's what you're hoping for (yes I know, it's rare!) please don't hesitate to get in touch. I offer Incalls, Outcalls across Northern England in a band from M62 in the south to Scottish Borders in the north, as well as Custom Bookings anywhere in England or Scotland...most of those end up as 'overnights'... ask for a quote. My primary interest in escorting isn't and never has been the money. It's sex, and making people happy & delivering upon their expectations, and its also an interest in male sexuality, mine, yours & others. So I would love to meet you, yes YOU!
Submissives
A high proportion of my solo meets as Northern Master (check it out) are with hard core submissives. The kind of guys who like extreme anal play, electrostimulation, f**ced bi, pleasuring/worshipping me/my body etc, restraint, chastity, gas masks, gimp hoods, [ahem] 'room odourisers' & not your weak run of the mill stuff either, sometimes all those things combined. I have a few guys who are forever pushing limits... are you like that? Send me a detailed email, don't hold back, & we'll see what we can do together. Fast comprehensive reply guaranteed.
I don't have a full dungeon anymore (stay tuned for new premises in 2025/26) but I do have a professionally equipped playroom. It has a heavy duty bondage bed with sling and pendulum, I have a fucking bench too, with restraints and a hoop for stirrups, enough sex toys to open a shop, and not one but FOUR electrostim power boxes including a mains operated 2B. So there's plenty to keep you entertained. August 2023, & I've now got the SeriousKit milker set up & working; this will form the basis of a complete line-up of their suction equipment including an electrosuit I'll acquire over time. One other thing...if you want double dom/domme I/we can do that too. (with Mistress Orchid aka Tees Valley Mistress)
Cross Dressers
I love meetings with CD's. I totally 'get' many of the reasons guys dress. It can seriously raise the horn level when it's done right, especially if there are big mirrors (I have). You can bring your own clothes, or I can supply. I also have a selection of wigs, heels, makeup etc. They're all kept squeaky clean and laundered. You can also store 'stuff' with me if you like, so you don't have to hide it at home.
There are many options for CD's. Some want to meet me/us as a couple for a threeway. Minx is an expert at feminisation, and takes around 35 minutes to transform even the most masculine guys into something way more desirable. Other CD's want to be with me alone, to be a slutty gurl and to be used by me. That is something I really enjoy; it can get me seriously turned on, usually to the point of passionate intercourse. Other cross dressers want lesbian lovin' with me dressed too. I can be quite alluring with my 5 inch Oxford heels, lace knickers, tight denim or pvc skirt and lacey top. Fave wig is a brunette bob, and my nipples are VERY sensitive.... what about yours darling? The world's a tough place just now... cast inhibitions aside and lets have fun, behind closed doors. 100% discretion GUARANTEED and I will NEVER solicit you, or even recognise you if we happen to pass by in public. Occasionally I hold parties on a Saturday morning or a weekday afternoon. If that appeals, register your interest & I'll organise as & when.
Finally, don't worry if you're 'unconvincing'. The brain's the biggest sex organ... get the mind in the right place and the rest will follow, okay?
Are you a sex positive couple?
There are many reasons Male/Female couples contact me.
For some, vanilla sex just doesn't cut it anymore. She may want two cocks, double penetration DVP or DP perhaps? Personally, I think once you're beyond 1on1 husband/wife sex there's no going back. It becomes a case of 'sex with love' sometimes and other times it's 'sex for fun with a little unpredictability....'
You may wonder about Dogging? Or Swingers Clubs? Or looking for some-one on 'Fab'? [UGHHHHH!]
But what if you're in a sensitive job, or you're a high profile person in private or public sector....you definitely DON'T WANT your kinky secrets aired to all and sundry do you? And also, with all the PLANNING & EXCITEMENT you won't want to be let down at the last minute either...sadly all too common when you go for 'amateurs'.
I write a national e-zine called NEWS VIEWS & SCREWS. It's about sexuality and current affairs affecting the adult industry & punters. A few years ago I commented on a Labour politician nicknamed 'Vazeline'. What was remarkable about his story, is he'd chosen to 'go with' two Romanian gay escorts. I questioned his judgment. Of all people, why would you go with unknown foreigners leaving yourself wide open to blackmail; you may remember it all blew up and as usual 'the wife stood by him'. Amazingly, he continued in his job, even chairing the Parliamentary Cross Party Committee set up to review the sex trade! Wow.
More recently we've seen what's happened with Schofield & Edwards. They may have done nothing illegal, but the gutter press and the 'holier than thous' bay for blood. Lives are destroyed, so if you're a couple wanting to SEXplore and you're worried about confidentiality, I'm probably a good option. I have track record going back TEN+ years, I'm 100% reliable, I'm genuinely bisexual and very experienced, fun too, with a brain. That brain not only knows what buttons to PRESS for sexual highs, but it's also capable of intelligent conversation in the warm down and/or between rounds. Do you think we might be able to have a good time?
Couples I've seen include those where the man has opened up to his other half about 'bisexual feelings' & they've been strong enough to embrace it together, and explore. Some women get very turned on by the sight of their man indulging with another before joining in themselves!
Other times, the man's been useless in bed or had a very small cock, and his wife wants more. Some have been cuckold scenarios. One or two couples have just wanted a good old fuckfest with no holes barred....100 per cent. There are also quite a few out there who married very young, only to get to later life 'wondering'. And in some cases 'straying'. One couple I saw, the wife craved sex outside marriage; they'd tied the knot when she was just 16! She'd started camming online; the husband found out & there was a major row by all accounts, but they talked it through, and invited me to join them. She was hot & sexy... she'd NEVER been with another man. I so felt for her!
Does any of the above 'chime'? If so, pick up the phone, but talk to me as a couple! I don't take kindly to guys thinking their clever & 'arranging things' behind the wife's back. I travel all over the UK... overnights are pretty good when it comes to couples. Interested? Get in touch, I'd love to meet you! Age 35-70+ only, no young ones I'm afraid.
Because I offer a wide range of services & experiences after nearly 12 years in the business, my rates are variable. Why? Because different meetings require different levels of preparation/tear down afterwards. For example a full on BDSM session booked for an hour, can easily consume 3-4 hours of my time. How so? If you're a sub and you send me reams of scripted notes, then I need to study them in depth. I'll usually create a written 'running order' I can refer to so that the meeting encompasses everything or near everything the client wants. Any of these meetings involve considerable lengths of time setting up/tearing down/deep cleansing afterwards PLUS there's a fair quantity of consumables to pay for. So you don't need to worry about me over-promising & under-delivering, which is routine for so many of the amateur 'male escorts' on here. If anything you'll experience the exact opposite with me the Tees Valley Master IE under-promising and over-delivering; it's the reason I'm still here after 12 years, thanks to a good number of repeat clients & solid regulars ha! So, cutting to the chase, what are my rates? I've divided them into five categories, A, B, C, D & E.
Category A: FROM £90 For a bicurious newbie or a bisexual/gay guy looking to play, with no penetration, it's £90 for a 30 minute incall booking. I don't do 30 minute outcalls.
Category B: FROM £140 A full on bi meeting/BFE incall with toys, anal play, penetration is £140 for an hour, £210 for an hour and a half, £250 for two hours, £330 for three hours. Anything longer, rate is negotiable. Outcalls within a 40 mile radius of DL14 you need to add £40 to those figures. So, for example, £180 would be the cost of an outcall to Darlington or Durham or Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. Penrith is two miles over the 40 mile radius, so you'd need to add £1 a mile extra rounded up to the nearest fiver, so it would be £185. I'm prepared to travel for outcalls as far south as the M62, or north as far as the Border at the rates just quoted. Beyond those limits it's a Bespoke Booking you need. In other words, call me for a quote. Most bespoke bookings I arrange to stay at a hotel local to you, and include a three hour incall or overnight. As I say, please call. Recent overnights/bespoke bookings have taken me to Cambridge, Bishops Stortford, & Warwick.
Category C: FROM £160 Anything BDSM, D/s, sissy play, cross dressing, its £160 for an hour's incall, £240 for an hour and a half, £270 for two hours, £360 for 3 hours. Anything longer is negotiable. Outcalls up to 40 mile radius are £190 for an hour, £260 for an hour and a half, £310 for two hours, £400 for three hours. I'd expect to use the fully equipped playroom for an incall. For outcalls I'll be bringing a big selection of toys/clothes/sex essentials as required/to order.
Category D: FROM £160 Meetings with couples, either M/F or MM, or in the glorious event of a 'moresome'...charged the same as Category C para above.
Category E: FROM £400 Overnights: Come in four different situations.
1) Overnight B&B incall rate at DL14: Twelve to 14 hours duration, includes three hours meeting, nice comfy bed in your own room, full Durham breakfast in the morning £400. May or may not (at discretion) include brief morning play sesh too.
2) Overnight incall, sex on demand for the duration. Few can handle it, but who knows? It's £500 including a breakfast.
3) Overnight outcall it's £450 within 40 mile radius, £1/mile extra rounded up to nearest fiver for excess miles over 40 radii.
4) If you can't accommodate but still want to meet by means of an incall, it's a Bespoke Booking you need. I do all the arranging so you don't have to; it involves booking a discreet upmarket hotel near to you, sleeping together, finish after breakfast the following morning. It's the ultimate discreet gay/bi liaison with no paper trail. I do bespoke bookings to anywhere in the UK. Abroad, it's FMTY, where you pay fares, you provide accommodation and I'm on site 24/7 for £400 a day.
All bookings other than Category A require a £50 deposit against an hour's booking. Anything longer than that it's £150. Deposits can be paid by Bank Transfer or USDT. Bespoke bookings require the deposit PLUS the hotel charge up front. I send you an electronic copy of the hotel reservation booking as soon as I've made it. Bookings are made in my name, not yours, and in most cases, there's no need for you to book in yourself.
Any other extras? Only the milking machine. It's an extra £20 on top of a Category C booking. The charge is necessary because the machine consumes around 5 litres of specialist lube in a typical session & needs sterilising (all the lines & vessels) afterwards with Chemgene, which is a medical grade disinfectant proven to kill all STI's incl HIV.
