PLEASE READ MY PROFILE IN FULL BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT ME
Note that I don't see that many people and I'm very picky so to approach me they way I described bellow is they key. My love language is charming message, you reading my profile and following "how to book" tab. Extra marks will be awarded for manners and warmth. And please, call me Lea. I'm not a fan of pet names from people I don't even know. If you call me babe/hun we are destined to never meet. x
Hello You!
Let me introduce myself,
My name is Lea. The quirky, geeky girl you wish was your actual girlfriend. Originally from Czech Republic but I’ve lived in London for 11 years and still counting.
I'm 100% natural. No botox, lip fillers or fake boobs. What you see on photos is what you get as I don’t use any filters or retouch. I have a cute bush and hairy armpits that tend to drive men crazy.
I am incredibly joyful person and it’s usually the small things that make me the happiest. The taste of coffee first thing in the morning, warm feeling of a sunshine on my skin, new book or dancing like crazy to a favourite song.
It’s almost impossible for me to go on a date with a client and not to mention Buffy The Vampire Slayer at least once in any context. If you’re a fan too I’ll be more than happy to discuss who’s better: Angel or Spike? (See? Here’s the geekiness coming out.) When it comes to my sense of humour I'm very much a female version of Chandler Bing with a slight addition of Phoebe.
I am a very active person and I take movement as a cheaper version of a therapy. I’ve been doing yoga regularly for 6 years, started lifting one year ago and this year I took on running. Also when the weather is nicer there is a big probability of me being in the middle of nowhere hiking. Some of my goals for 2025 are running a half marathon, hyrox and multiple day hike. At some point I would also like to start pole dancing and muay thai but weirdly I found there is not enough time in the day and I do need to sleep sometimes.
I’ve been in the industry for over 4 years. I’ve always been independent and I do everything myself for both online and real time work. Emails, marketing, creating content, editing, posting. It can be a lot sometimes but I love every second of it.
I’ve always wanted my life to be an adventure and this job is exactly it. I adore meeting all the different people from all over the world and creating a special and long lasting connections. I do feel like in this industry I can truly be myself and I want you to be yourself too.
My clientele is very wide and I see people between the ages of 20-70+. I can proudly say - I can amuse you all.
I love to treat our meeting as a proper date. Good conversation, yummy wine, (I drink them all - red, pink, white) staring into each others eyes and building a tension and excitement before we fuck each others brains out. Like you, I appreciate high-quality encounters that enrich the senses and leave us both fulfilled. Fortunately for you, I'm as generous as you are.
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✅ Polite introductions and succinct correspondence
✅ Prompt payment - Present payment on arrival, please don't make me ask for it.
✅ Presents / gifts - Whilst not expected, these help to make a lasting impression.
✅ Respectful conduct and enthusiastic consent - I am a human being, don't forget that.
❌ "Carrot dangling" or expression of interest with no clear intention to book - Genuine booking requests only please
❌ Excessive chat outside of paid time - My job is to provide my time and companionship. My free time ≠ your free time
❌ Unsolicited aggression or violence verbal/physical - This may result in me terminating our booking
OVERNIGHT
14 hours and I require at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep, dinner and breakfast.
SAME DAY BOOKINGS
The green light that says "available today" exists for a reason. If it's not on I don't do same day booking. Booking in advance is always recommended so I can be at my best for you. For same day bookings still allow at least 2 hour notice.
INCALLS
If you decide to visit me at my small but cosy studio in South London (I'm very close to the tube station on the Northern line), you will probably be impressed by all my books which are slowly taking over the whole place and also by my vinyl collection which is also slowly but surely growing.
DOMINATION SESSION (outcall only)
I also offer one hour domination session including foot fetish, pegging, humiliation, spanking etc for £300 per hour. This is for real subs so don't try to get regular session with penetration or oral cheaper as that's not going to happen.
PAYMENT
Payment should be presented upon arrival in cash. If we are in public, please do it discreetly in a greeting card, book or a gift bag.
TREATS
Gifts are not expected but very much appreciated. You can't go wrong with vegan chocolate or flowers. If you'd like to get me something special contact me and I'll send you a link to my wishlist. x
EXTRAS
Instax of me sucking your cock (example in private gallery)
£50
Bookings that begin at and after 10pm
£100
SPECIAL OFFERS
Couples
I love meeting open minded and playful couples. So all of us can get to know each other first and be comfortable my minimum is 90 minutes and outcall only
extra £100 to my hourly rate
6 hour affair
- So much we could do! Let's go have a meal together, watch a show, go to a gig or take a short trip. Nothing like a proper quality time together before a sexy time.
£1100
24 hours
Spend the whole day and night with me! Should we explore a new city? Go for a hike? Spa day?
£2300
I don't tour so please stop asking. Bookings outside of London are 4 hours minimum and FMTY 24 hour minimum
HOW TO BOOK
Please send me an email or whatsapp message that states:
° Little about yourself
° Time and place of the booking
° Length of the booking
° Your likes and expectations
° Your preference of screening (AW profile with positive feedback / ID / linkedin profile
Expect to hear back from me in the next 24 hours. Messages like "Hi u available." show lack of respect and manners and will be ignored. If you want to receive a response from me you will send a proper polite enquiry. I also do not answer calls and repeated callers will be blocked.
To secure my time and to protect myself from last minute cancellations and no shows I require 20% of non-refundable deposit paid through card payment via throne. Booking is not confirmed until deposit is received. If you cancel with more than 24 hour notice I'm happy to move the deposit for another day within 2 weeks.
For bookings that start from and after 10pm it's £100 extra and they need to be booked in advance.
Please go through my enjoy list so we don't have to go back and forward with the stuff I offer and don't offer.
I kindly ask you to respect my time as much as I respect yours. If you start making a booking and then you simply ghost me without saying anything, you're loosing the chance to meet me in the future. You are allowed to change your mind, just don't leave me in the dark. Let's deal with things like adults.
I do have available time for overnights. Do get in touch x
For further ahead bookings please contact me to discuss and 20% of non refundable deposit is mandatory.
For bookings that start after 10pm it's £100 extra and need to be booked in advance.
London
01/02 - OFF
02/02 - OFF
03/02 - 9am - 10pm
04/02 - 9am - 10pm
05/02 - 9am - 10pm
06/02 - 9am - 10pm
07/02 - 9am - 10pm
08/02 - OFF
09/02 - OFF
10/02 - 9am - 10pm
11/02 - 9am - 10pm
12/02 - 9am - 10pm
13/02 - 9am - 10pm
14/02 - 9am - 10pm
15/02 - 9am - 10pm
16/02 - 9am - 10pm
17/02 - OFF
18/02 - OFF
19/02 - OFF
20/02 - 9am - 10pm
Away/unavailable
03/06 - 09/06