RAVISHING SUE RENDER

About Me

Flogged by conflict between progressive ideologies and contemporary ideals...I have nothing to express, except to assert that I do not own the secret; rather, I am merely a worthless individual deserving of severe reprimand. Thus, from zero  we shalt commence. Thank you darlings I love this site so much. *No little lady in sight!— Only - A Statuesque woman whose standing tall at 5 foot 8 (without her boots on!)- who strides with a confidence that puts her head and shoulders above the rest, quite literally!...

● Playfulness is ingrained in the DNA of all Men, which is why they make wonderful house pets for women (depending on their level of training- of course!

● So! are you prepared to make some real, unfiltered memories that are full of naughtiness? As for me, I am completely prepared & enthusiastic! Plus, you should be aware that I'm a multi talented woman with enhanced versatility- Indeed! It will be just like having your very own real-life  'Willy Wonka' ( but without the willy, I'm afraid Gentlemen) Ok so I understand that this might seem incredibly boring & inconvenient for you, given the current  trend among O' so many gentlemen  who seemingly nowadays desire women with willies, thus, I extend my sincerest apologies for my lack of masculine traits; - but, it is what it is... however-, I sincerely hope that my humble feminine physique will suffice for 'at least' - a couple of gentlemen out there (Fingers crossed)

 

- Protocols for Booking ꧁*NOTE All meetings are contingent upon screening; I do not engage with anyone without this process. My phone number is deliberately NOT advertised; so you must first contact me via email. Subsequently, you should be ready for a preliminary phone conversation to explore your needs. If you are unable to do that, then I regret to inform you that I will not be able to accommodate. Additionally, please be advised that I am NOT operating a 24hr Knocking shop  type of establishment, thus, it is a requirement to give a minimum of at least 2 hours' notice. Please Note that - I do not idly laze around all day in jazzy Underpants waiting for YOU to get in touch. I am not inclined to entertain those who presume I am perpetually readily accessible for their sudden whimsy delights of fancy. Please Bear in mind that I am a discerning Courtesan who always remains vigilant about 'who' she entertains and will not lower her high standards of professionalism to hob-nob with 'the inadequate'. If you're seeking a whore who is willing to provide floor quality services at a cheaper reduced rate (then bleedin' Goodluck to Ya!) However! I regret to inform you that if you had any expectations of finding Poor floor quality here- then you'd be sorely mistaken- because, right here Gentlemen you get a Top Bird who delivers tip top of the crop services Thanks for your time & have a nice day!

 

At last ! 'YOU have finally arrived at the perfect querencia. A domain of veiled verities, a hallowed location where dark secrets are unearthed and guarded. As the architect of your fate, I create the narrative to suspend the nape of your disbelief from hooks...'

My aim is to 'acknowledge and utilise perverse vulnerability, striking tension, where the sacred and the profane coexist....it also serves as a reminder that life isn’t all about rainbows and butterflies; but, sometimes rain clouds...

Intro A serious diverse proposition for the discerning… Are you perhaps seeking a diversion to enhance and expand a proclivity of unprecedented heights in the alternative realm? if so, You've come to the right place if you're seeking- Decadence - The Forbidden- and the downright Scandalous (of course, what else would you expect from 'me?') After all, I'm not your quotidian company... ꧁The Courtesan For now almost two decades my life has revolved around the adult entertainment Industry where I've gained experience like a stamp collector with their hobby - all except, instead of rare stamps, I own a library of the most intriguing anecdotes that would make even the most worldly wise folks out there blush...Although I would be lying if I said that there aren't occasions when I ask "why what and where...," I can honestly say that I never tire of what I do here. Additionally, being exposed to the public domain does have its pros and cons...( & not always for the best reasons!) Furthermore, dealing with fellas daily can get excessively tedious at times, which is very much like trying to bargain with a load of monkeys; nevertheless! That's an integral aspect of the overall picture and is to be expected. Apart from that You could say that I'm a bit of a chameleon & ''Jack of all trades,'' although I wouldn't claim to be the master of any one thing. My philosophy is simple; 'why be a master of one thing in particular when you can be a charming delightful disaster in so many others? The Myth will always be subject to change as I am the type of Individual who from time to time will disappear off the radar, but then will suddenly ride back into town with a 'whole new persona' which is entirely attributable to my incredibly vivid imagination (OR for what others might call in 'The art of daydreaming!')

I'll make sure your experience is so memorable, you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably be bored, but that's not our problem ꧁

" You've made your bed now lie in it " George Herbert- 1640

Enjoys

• "A" Levels
• "A" Levels (at discretion)
• Anal Play
• BDSM
• BDSM (giving)
• BDSM (receiving)
• CIM
• CIM (at discretion)
• Cross Dressing
• Deep Throat
• Depilation
• Disabled Clients
• Domination
• Domination (giving)
• Domination (receiving)
• Double Penetration
• Enema
• Face Sitting
• Facials
• Fetish
• Fingering/Finger Play
• Food Sex/Sploshing
• Foot Worship
• French Kissing
• French Kissing (discretion)
• Hand Relief
• Humiliation
• Humiliation (giving)
• Humiliation (receiving)
• Massage
• Moresomes
• Naturism/Nudism
• Oral
• Oral without (at discretion)
• Parties
• Penetration (Protected)
• Prostate Massage
• Pussy Pumping
• Receiving Oral
• Rimming
• Rimming (giving)
• Rimming (receiving)
• Role Play & Fantasy
• Smoking (Fetish)
• Snowballing
• Spanking
• Spanking (giving)
• Spanking (receiving)
• Strap On
• Sub games
• Swallow
• Swallow (at discretion)
• Tantric
• Tie & Tease
• Uniforms
• Watersports

Enjoys With

• Male

Incall Rates

• 1 Hour - £250
• 2 Hours - £450
• 3 Hours - £550
• 1½ Hours - £350

Outcall Rates

• 1 Hour - £300
• 2 Hours - £450
• 3 Hours - £550
• 1½ Hours - £350

FAQs

• Question: OVERNIGHTS?
  Answer: I do NOT offer overnights -NO- (Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping beauty snore?
  
  
• Question: ABOUT BI SEXUALITY
  Answer: As far as I can tell, I'm no longer bisexual. I am (Without doubt) not bisexual. I've had some, shall we say, "lively" adventures with a few lovely ladies in my life, but when it comes to 'preference' then I have to admit that I do prefer the male form-I consider myself to have a heterosexual orientation, albeit with a touch of bisexuality in the realm of my imaginative fantasies.
  
  
• Question: ABOUT CONTENT
  Answer: I use my phone for all content so I apologise in advance for the subpar quality of some of it- All my film clips carry a peculiar spirit, so don’t be looking for 'the usual' when it comes to sultry content.
  
  
• Question: About Escorting
  Answer: Honestly, I love this lifestyle—it fits my nomadic character—I'll always be a bohemian—I don't make much money from it—just enough to own a piss pot.... Well now, if ya got yerself a trusty piss pot, what more could you ask for aye? Perhaps a couple of Tea bags for a brew, a flickering candle, and a trusty pen to spin a few stories from dawn till dusk!
  
  
• Question: ABOUT FEE
  Answer: *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't.
  
  
• Question: ABOUT FEE & SERVICES
  Answer: *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't. *INCALLS ONLY-(Meaning YOU visit ME)
  
  
• Question: ABOUT FEE- SERVICES
  Answer: *Don't try to debate rates. Some things are negotiable. Others aren't. Currently, I ONLY offer Incalls- Meaning YOU have to visit Me (I no longer travel to Outcalls)
  
  
• Question: ABOUT FEES
  Answer: You won't get service with this level of professionalism that boasts as much careful thought and effort. I am resolute in my dedication to ensure that my services are only reserved for those who place value on those qualities. I couldn't care less about what "others" do and /OR what "others" charge, regardless of age; that is entirely their business [not mine] However, HERE you either pay what it is- OR LEAVE. Thank you.
  
  
• Question: ABOUT FILM CLIPS
  Answer: JUST TO WARN YOU THAT -NONE OF MY FILM CLIPS CONTAIN SEXUAL CONTENT- I admit the clips are NOT particularly good in terms of the quality AKA clarity- which I can only apologise for! (I use my phone for Photos & film clips, so taking this aspect into account my content is NOT top spec in terms of technical performance. My grading for the film clips is: QUALITY- 50% STAGE PRESENCE- 100% EFFORT- 100% I don't rehearse the clips- I always use the first or second take I find it difficult to repeat tasks generally so I just ad-lib (I don't pre-script)
  
  
• Question: ABOUT MOVIES/GALLERY- CONTENT
  Answer: My 'friends' these are areas I need to work on- My apologies for the lack of this type of content
  
  
• Question: ABOUT MY FILM CLIPS ON SITE
  Answer: My film Clips DO NOT contain any Sexual content with other people. There is also Limited nudity. There's a boundary I won't cross when it comes to ''being seen in the act'' with men or women for that matter- out in the open. I don't usually work with others, but tend to use lifeless PROPS instead (like plastic skeletons for example) Just to let you know that I produce My clips using my Phone- so I'm afraid the quality is NOT top notch. All my film clips carry a 'peculiar spirit', so don’t be lookin’ for the 'usual' when it comes to sultry content.
  
  
• Question: About SEX-WORK
  Answer: I do this shit because I enjoy doing it- as also it is inherent to my character. Additionally, it aligns well with my nomadic bohemian & ever-evolving identity, as well as my inclination towards transience. I don't make much money from doing this—just enough to own a piss pot.... Well now! if you've got yerself a trusty piss pot, what more could you possibly want for aye? Perhaps a couple of Tea bags for a brew, a flickering candle, and a trusty pen to spin a few stories from dawn till dusk!
  
  
• Question: About the Film Clips
  Answer: These Are VERY AMATEUR- They are NOT crystal clear- I have to work within my means I'm afraid and Only have use of my phone for content which is obviously not going to produce clear cut visual quality- My apologies for that! I would like to make it known that none of my short video clips include any kind of sexual content. I don't see any reason why I should have to be explicit just because I'm a sex worker on a sex site.
  
  
• Question: ABOUT TIPS
  Answer: Asking for a Tip is a bit arrogant... so I don't flaunt the idea.
  
  
• Question: AGE
  Answer: Whether I look fifty or fifty-something or not- is irrelevant; what matters is that I feel around 200.
  
  
• Question: AM I BI SEXUAL?
  Answer: I am not bisexual- NO. After half a century of existence, one should have the ability to accurately discern their sexual orientation, don't you agree? To clarify, I have worked as a sex worker for many years and have explored bisexuality. On my previous profile, which was active from 2010 to 2021, I identified myself as bisexual. During this period, I met with hundreds of encounters with numerous couples and women alone seeking intimate services. Additionally, I engaged in threesome experiences with other sex workers when meeting clients. This is the extent of my past experiences. Throughout my extensive experience providing bisexual services, I must admit that I have encountered only a small number of ladies who truly identified as bisexual. The sex workers who claimed bisexuality more often than not were LYING- so as to draw in more clients/ get more work and so forth. With the Couples I met, in many cases it seemed the women were in a phase of exploring their sexuality but yet again I found on observation that MOST were NOT actually bisexual but as I said just in an 'exploration' cycle in their lives... I have no problems when it comes to sexually engaging with women. I am comfortable indulging in activities such as oral sex- French kissing etc etc, and have fully embraced interactive experiences with each and every one of them. This poses no problems for me. Frankly speaking, in the domain of fiction, it is undeniably true that they occupy a really enjoyable Place within the realm of my Imagination However! in the arena of objective truth, I must confess that women do not sexually stimulate me and, if anything, have consistently shown to be unsatisfactory/disappointing- in terms of sexual performance. Thus, I no longer provide bisexual services and that's not just because I'm sexually straight- BUT also due to the inherent challenges they present. For instance, when dealing with couples, even if they claim to be ''open-minded'', there is often one of the couple ( the husband or the wife etc) ONE-who will display territorial jealousy/sensitivity in this situation- While this is not always the case, there is a complex mindset involved, and it can be difficult to navigate these situations without causing conflict between the couple.
  
  
• Question: AM I PARTISAN?
  Answer: *Absolutely- Yes. Indeed, I have the unequivocal right to reject whoever I chose for whatever reason. My criteria for exclusion are none of your business, Suffice it to say the only thing YOU need to know is that 'safety' is of utmost importance in this context.
  
  
• Question: ANY TATTOOS?
  Answer: Absolutely NOT. In my opinion, tattoos are suited for those who follow the trends rather than those who set them.
  
  
• Question: BACKGROUND/EDUCATION etc
  Answer: I exited from the halls of education excessively young resulting in a succession of varied employment. Lacking qualifications resulted in employment in only being able to get manual ( menial) sort of jobs like cleaning and factory work and so forth. It was not until my mid/late twenties that I applied for a position in the airline industry, securing the role as a cabin crew member and it was there that I was satirically nominated as 'The Best galley girl in Gatwick!' (for my obsessive talent for making endless cups of tea !
  
  
• Question: Background/NATIONALITY
  Answer: *I am English- a Londoner/Originally from East End-Born/earlier years in Custom House/Canning Town then grew up in west ham where my parents were landlords of a Pub. These days live in North London-Holloway/Caledonian Road
  
  
• Question: BAREBACK
  Answer: This is NOT a service that is offered by my company.
  
  
• Question: BB
  Answer: This is NOT a service provided by my Company
  
  
• Question: BB?
  Answer: This is NOT a service provided by my Company
  
  
• Question: BEFORE CONSIDERING A MEET; I REQUEST A BRIEF CHAT BY PHONE FIRST
  Answer: It appears folks are misreading my reasons for wanting to speak over the phone first. Some seem to think it’s all about discussing cocks and fannies but that isn't the case! It’s partly my way of screening to ensure we’re both riding in the same direction, plus a chance to find out what kind of meeting you’re hoping for. It also gives me the opportunity to figure out if I am able to offer what you want and so forth. If you aren't able to speak over the phone before a meet then I'm afraid I won't consider a meeting.
  
  
• Question: BI SEXUALITY
  Answer: I am NOT Bi Sexual- Even though I've slept with women and experimented with bisexuality in the past, I've finally accepted that I prefer kissing a hairy, rough chin rather than a woman's smooth, soft mouth. Now, I'll admit that I've been fortunate enough to meet a couple of women with charming hairy chins- but there is nothing like the full-on all-out rough sandpaper effect that comes with men! (I began kissing girls at a very early age, all in good fun, of course. But let me assure you, we were definitely not shy about exploring our attractions! However, I must admit that my fertile imagination did get me into a bit of trouble once or twice! I remember the time when my friends' parents asked me to leave their house because I was attempting to examine my friend's privates with her mother's kitchen utensils- Quite the memorable experience!
  
  
• Question: BI SEXUALITY?
  Answer: *I was formerly bisexual, but later in life, I found women to be sexually unsatisfactory and not up to my standards.
  
  
• Question: CLIPS ON SITE
  Answer: DO NOT contain any sexual content with other people. I draw the line in being seen having sex with men (or/ women for that matter) in the Public domain.
  
  
• Question: COMMUNICATION
  Answer: *No vulgarities in communications or acronym nonsense Please. Thank you.
  
  
• Question: DIRECT CALL SERVICE
  Answer: PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT OFFER 'SILENT' CALLS. IT IS NOT LISTED ON MY 'LIKES' LIST SO PLEASE DO NOT ASK/ OR PUT IN A REQUEST FOR IT.
  
  
• Question: DIRECT CHAT
  Answer: I do offer Direct Chat- BUT I DON'T PARTAKE IN SILENT CALLS (Sorry!
  
  
• Question: DIRECT CHAT SERVICE
  Answer: From time to time I do offer a Direct Chat service However- Please Note- I do NOT offer SILENT calls.
  
  
• Question: DIRECT CHAT- SILENT CALLS
  Answer: I doth not proffer silent calls, so I ask thee not to inquire or make a request for it.
  
  
• Question: Do I offer Overnights?
  Answer: NO- (Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping Beauty Snore?
  
  
• Question: Do YOU offer OVERNIGHTS?
  Answer: NO. I do NOT offer overnights. (Not unless you want to pay to watch sleeping beauty snore) Men, quite often seemingly have 'grandiose' expectations when it comes to overnight meets -and I have to say that the very last one I participated in did, in fact, leave me with an ''unforgettable bitterness'' This was with a gentleman aged 90 (Oh Yes You heard right folks -90!), who had taken a massive dose of Viagra..(and of whom still continued to gulp them down at intervals during this meet!). He then proceeded to go ''at it'' for what was to be- a mind-boggling 9 hours on the trot (and without even a tea break!) -Despite my repeated admonitions to "knock it off" this continued...and so- the next morning,I felt completely battered up, and as if my crotch had been put through some sort of grinding machine , with my nether regions feeling like there was about 15 million ulcerated boils pulsating - I could barely make my way out of the hotel as my thighs were rubbing together, so I had to walk in this rather ''unique'' fashion (Bandy-Bow legged) through the reception of this hotel. Oh my god it was fucking dreadful and for the following few days thereafter I couldn't even sit down at ease but had to use this inflatable rubber cushion... (Of course during this meet- I felt like throwing this bloke across the room- but it's not exactly ''appropriate'' to do that to a 90-year-old, is it? I mean I could have broken every bone in his body from one unlucky blow...
  
  
• Question: Early morning Meets?
  Answer: Sure, I do participate in early morning meetings. I usually start my day at 5 am, so if you would like an early appointment, that works for me too. Rather regimentally, my morning begins at 5 am with [of course] Coffee as also a jolly good pounding of military cadence A - marching drum beat tunes...which continue to play at max volume repeatedly for the next couple of hours or so...(I find that blasting out drums beats really does get you pumped up and ready to take on the day ahead (Ps Typically a favourite early morning Marching tune- would be the bugles of the 2nd. Battalion- The Royal Green Jackets... among others
  
  
• Question: ETHICS
  Answer: *I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited sexual services. My encounters are meticulously Prepared for with considerable effort- I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line model in terms of service delivery.
  
  
• Question: EXPERIENCE OF THE PORN INDUSTRY?
  Answer: *I became involved in the porn industry upon my initial entry into the world of adult entertainment collaborating with Pascal White and several other prominent porn stars who were/are associated with this site. Nonetheless, I found the porn sector to be very 'clique' & 'excruciatingly superficial' - Plus, I concluded that efforts were not particularly well rewarded & neither appreciated thus, I didn't pursue that path any further. *(It seems that people have a tendency to portray me as somewhat prudish? Nevertheless, conversely, it is often said that those who remain silent on certain matters are typically the most vociferous)
  
  
• Question: FAV PAST TIME!
  Answer: Reading! I am an avid reader and am currently engrossed in two books. One of them is "Grave dans le Sable" by Michel Bussi, which explores the intriguing topic of the most underrated body part. ''Der Raum mit Ketten'' (The room with chains) ... "When Romanticism Meets DIY Accessories" this is a story about a German landlord who possesses a collection of sadomasochistic paraphernalia that he has not used since his divorce. However, upon the arrival of a new tenant, he decides to retrieve his leather whips and handcuffs in an attempt to lure her...
  
  
• Question: FAV ROCK N ROLL SONGs
  Answer: By Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues - 'Sometimes I wonder What I'm a-gonna do But there ain't no cure For the summertime blues AND- C'mon Everybody! 'Oh well, my baby's number one, but I'm gonna dance with three or four And then the house'll be shakin' from the bare feet a-slappin' the floor Well, when you hear that music, you can't sit still If your brother won't rock, then your sister will Ooh, c'mon everybody
  
  
• Question: Film Clips
  Answer: None have sexual content I'm afraid- (so you can safely watch them without the worry of getting an erection!
  
  
• Question: FORMER CAREERS
  Answer: Former Airline cabin Crew Stewardess which I did from the age of 19 for 10 years with British Airways where I became a Chief Flight Attendant (purser) - After BA- I changed career direction and studied to become a Dental Hygienist/Therapist (I Graduated from Guys & St Thomas's University Dental Hospital)
  
  
• Question: FORMER JOBS
  Answer: I worked for British Airways' as airline cabin crew for ten years, starting at 19 years old . After this- I went on to train as a Dental Hygienist/Therapist at the University Dental Hospital of Guys and St. Thomas.
  
  
• Question: FORMER PREVIOUS LIFE
  Answer: Former airline Cabin Crew member (allegedly for the world's favourite airline ( OR so 'they' liked to brag! ). This job was, for me, about as uninspiring as a creaky mattress ...and as tedious as painting a wall that you never seem to get to the end of finishing, ongoingly dull, monotonously ritualistic, all neatly Packaged up and presented with a cheescake grin...(I confess my ONLY interest in this role was solely to wear the uniform & the little hat) haha (my fault!) Anyway! Later, I changed career and became a Dental Hygienist (qualifying at Guys University hospital - London)
  
  
• Question: FREE INTRO CLIP ON PROFILE
  Answer: Was done 18th September/24 It's obviously an amateur attempt by me (as is ALL my content)
  
  
• Question: FROM WHERE?
  Answer: *I am English- London. Originally from East End-Born/earlier years in Custom House/Canning Town then later grew up in west ham where my parents were landlords of a Pub. These days I reside in North London.
  
  
• Question: Gentlemen-Do NOT
  Answer: Submit arbitrary booking requests, especially those with a lower amount than my hourly fee. It is expected that you introduce yourself before making any requests. Additionally, it is not within your authority to determine my worth. Such requests will be promptly deleted. For the sake of curiosity, may I inquire as to your rationale for believing that you can strut your stuff like a cowboy without any feedback and expect to pay a fraction of what I explicitly mention is my fee? Remember: The Bitterness of Poor Quality Remains Long After the Sweetness of Low Price is Forgotten. If you are unable to purchase a service, which I must remind you, I have invested a significant amount of thought and effort into, then I suggest gentlemen you kindly exit.
  
  
• Question: Getting in Touch
  Answer: It's important to have a good grasp of the English language and be able to express yourself in complete sentences. It's absolutely crucial that you address me by my name. Any messages that lack personalisation will be promptly deleted...I mean, come on - if you don't have the basic manners or competence to write something, then it's probably best if you don't bother getting in touch at all. You could argue that discarding slovenly males who show signs of indolence for making an effort is an integral component of my screening process; I am very perceptive in this regard. If you're not going to present yourself adequately, then I will not be doing business with you Gentlemen.
  
  
• Question: HAIR
  Answer: I have very short hair - It changes in colour- at the moment (Jan/25) It is dark blonde (dyed of course as I have 50% grey hair mostly) My natural colouring is a dirty Blonde although for several years when I was young I did bleach it Nowadays I use wigs for creative purposes (I have around 200 of them) I used to have more but It was difficult to find the space to store them all.
  
  
• Question: HEALTH AND SAFETY
  Answer: About Hygiene- There are stinkers and there are squeakers- The stinkers you can smell from a mile off as they're coming up the road which inevitably knocks one sideways as one opens the door- squeakers on the otherhand- are exactly that- clean as a whistle- No probs there- however you get the odd ones who claim to be allergic to water. I had a significant client who I shall call Mr X- who refused to shower because (or so he said) the water made him come up in blisters- People HAVE to shower- no excuses ..However, to cut a long story short, I was able to get him into the bathroom, and I anticipated (as Yew would) that he would come out smelling as fresh as a daisy. However, 'Mr. X' emerged smelling even worse than before he'd gone in- thus I went into the bathroom & conducted a thorough inspection of the shower curtain, which, to my shock, was covered in a multitude of black- hand and foot prints, but without any trace OR trickle of any water to be found (Meanwhile the customer is standing before me still fully dressed and still wearing the sweaty Pink Floyd Tea shirt & sweaty Levi Jeans that he'd arrived in (and so! without further ado he was Promptly ejected from the building) The lesson to be learnt from this is that you either have a shower OR leave.
  
  
• Question: HYGIENE
  Answer: There are stinkers and squeakies- the stinkers you can smell coming from a mile up the road which inevitably knocks one sideways as one opens the door- squeakies on the otherhand- are exactly that- clean as a whistle- No probs there- however you get the odd ones who claim to be allergic to water. I had a significant client who I shall call Mr X- who refused to shower because (or so he said) the water made him come up in blisters- People HAVE to shower- no excuses ..However, to cut a long story short, I was able to get him into the bathroom, and I anticipated (as Yew would) that he would come out smelling as fresh as a daisy. However, 'Mr. X' emerged smelling even worse than before he'd gone in- thus I went into the bathroom & conducted a thorough inspection of the shower curtain, which, to my shock, was covered in a multitude of black hand and foot prints, but without any trace OR trickle of water to be found (Meanwhile the customer is standing before me still fully dressed and still wearing the sweaty Pink Floyd Tea shirt & sweaty Levi Jeans that he'd arrived in (and so! without further ado he was Promptly ejected from the building) The lesson to be learnt from this is that you either have a shower OR leave.
  
  
• Question: HYGIENE -SAFETY & DISCRETION
  Answer: Your privacy is very important to me. Any information given to me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality and respect. I offer incalls from a safe/discreet & squeaky clean location in North London- With shower facilities (that goes without saying!) Hygiene is 100% paramount and I EXPECT EVERYONE to be well scrubbed up as I always am!
  
  
• Question: I DON'T OFFER 15 OR 30 MIN MEETINGS
  Answer: *I do NOT offer 15 OR 30 minute appointments. I deem it unfeasible. The rationale is not solely about the financial merits, but MOREOVER- the invested time and effort of preparation which is equally the same as it would be for one hour or more, rendering it unworthy of my endeavours. Furthermore, it might be worth noting that I do NOT engage in the provision of expedited sexual services. My encounters are meticulously Planned & prepared for, with considerable effort, and I am unequivocally not part of any assembly line work model of delivery.
  
  
• Question: I'm from
  Answer: England Born and raised London- EastEnd- Bow & Bethnal Green then latterly raised in a place called Custom House in Canningtown. E.16 These days I'm located in North London-
  
  
• Question: Images/film clips
  Answer: I take all my images and do film clips using my phone so I apologise in advance for the subpar quality of some of this content
  
  
• Question: INCALL LOCATION
  Answer: My Location is situated between Holloway Road and The Cally (Caledonian Road) It's on a stretch known as 'Murder Mile', but don't worry- none of my clients have (yet) become a victim of crime...seriously speaking- It's a 'relatively' safe (ish) area...I mean-there's loads of trees to hide behind! ( believe it or not, Caledonian Road is the place in London that has the most number of trees (in addition, the wildlife is unbelievable!
  
  
• Question: INCALL LOCATION...LOCATION...LOCATION!
  Answer: My Location is situated between Holloway Road and The Cally (Caledonian Road) It's a stretch known as 'Murder Mile', but don't worry- none of my clients have (yet) become a victim of crime...Oh goodness-Yes- It's 'quite' a safe area...I mean while yer 'en route' there's loads of trees to hide behind! ( believe it or not, Caledonian Road is the place in London that has the most number of trees (in addition, the wildlife is unbelievable!
  
  
• Question: INTRODUCING YOURSELF
  Answer: I will promptly delete your email if you fail to compose an appropriate introductory email. If you choose to engage my services, I anticipate a well-written initial message, followed by a concise phone screening at your convenience. While this may differ from the practices of other sex workers, this is my operational protocol.
  
  
• Question: IS THERE ANY GIFT YOU'D LIKE?
  Answer: *I adore Jaffa cakes I once had a fondness for Liquorice Alsorts, but that changed when a Gentleman handed me a shopping bag stuffed with around 120 packets. I devoured every last one, and that was the end of my love affair with them.
  
  
• Question: Meetings
  Answer: I reject more meetings than accept People who fail to write appropriate introductions, including those that fail to personalise and make use of my pseudonym, are one of the various reasons I reject meetings...It riles me to no end when people just willy nilly go about without a clue as to 'why they are here' and neither give a lick about 'who I am' as an Escort and- OR/ whether, or not I am safe. For me, it’s plain as day that I won't meet people who don’t carry themselves with any respect and who can't extend a bit of respect my way.
  
  
• Question: MY BACKGROUND CAREERS
  Answer: I have had two primary occupations, to put it succinctly. Back in the day, I worked as an Airline Stewardess for 2 airlines- One of which ceased Operation (Britannia) is no longer around but one is still Operational (and from what I believe is still considered to be the 'Worlds favourite airline' (or so they always liked to brag!) Later I decided to have a career change and became a Dental Hygienist (which in very basic terms means- that- I scraped calculus off people's teeth! (Yummy!) My medical school in London was Guys and St. Thomas's.
  
  
• Question: MY CONTACT NUMBER
  Answer: My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy.
  
  
• Question: MY CONTACT NUMBER IS NOT ADVERTISED
  Answer: My contact number remains elusive, intentionally concealed to thwart the nefarious scoundrels who seek to exploit and deplete my precious reserves of energy.
  
  
• Question: My favourite musical album/Song
  Answer: Be’ezras Hashem Yisborach-Album Beri Weber and I really like songs like- Tseno & Haneshama Berkirbi by Motty Steinmetz (I quite fancy Motty actually- wow what a stunner this man is!) among my favourites inclusive of mainly old classics dating back from 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's but nothing forwards of those eras with the exception of Jewish genres (as also Punk rock band sounds)
  
  
• Question: MY HOBBIES
  Answer: I have 2 hobbies long distance walking & Making things out of string.
  
  
• Question: MY NATIONALITY/RESIDENCE
  Answer: *I am English- and Originally From London. *Currently residing in North London
  
  
• Question: My number is NEVER advertised
  Answer: I keep my contact number close to the vest, warding off those pesky pests who enjoy nothing more than to invade my sacred personal space with the intention of not only wasting my time but to also drain the life out of me. I have found that broadcasting contact details is ineffective, as it's typically those who first initiate contact direct via phone who are more likely seeking to create havoc. While it is plausible that a few genuinely sincere persons exist, the probability is likely not in my favour.
  
  
• Question: My number is NOT advertised
  Answer: Because I'm trying to retain some sanity-
  
  
• Question: MY PAST BACKGROUND JOBS
  Answer: I have had two primary occupations, to put it succinctly. Back in the day, I worked as an Airline Stewardess (for 2 major airlines- One of which ceased Operation and is no longer around these days). I then made a career change and became a Dental Hygienist -(Which to put in 'very' basic terms- meant that I might have been the Lady at your Local Dental surgery, who scraped the calculus off people's teeth! :-)) My medical school in London was Guys and St. Thomas's.
  
  
• Question: My Past time interests
  Answer: My fave things to do include Daydreaming- taking exceptionally long walks, writing stories, and making things out of string. Whenever I'm in the mood to fiddle with something, I always have a bit of string to hand. I love to twist and twiddle it about to my hearts content- My skills in string manipulation spans many years ...and I'm exceedingly skilled at it!
  
  
• Question: MY TRIBUTE FEE
  Answer: Is what it is- £250 for the hour. (If you want the bitter sweet taste of cheaper- [for floor quality] -then it's simple- go elsewhere!
  
  
• Question: NO CONTACT NUMBER?
  Answer: I do not publicise my contact number and will never do so. Your primary choice is to compose an introductory email; my phone number and personal space stay confidential  up until when I decide to share  my contact details. I place significant importance on being particularly discerning about my associations, despite any losses in business My inclination is to remove those who I deem as 'unsuitably undesirable' for my valuable time.
  
  
• Question: ONE HOUR MINIMUM MEETS
  Answer: Please note it is not viable for me to offer any less than one hour meets. I do as much pre prep as I would for less so please do not ask
  
  
• Question: OVERNIGHT MEETINGS
  Answer: I'm afraid not. (Not unless your willing to Pay to watch sleeping Beauty snore)
  
  
• Question: OVERNIGHT MEETINGS?
  Answer: I'm afraid not. (Unless you are willing to pay to to watch sleeping Beauty snore?)
  
  
• Question: OVERNIGHT MEETS?
  Answer: (Not unless you want to pay to watch Sleeping Beauty snore?)
  
  
• Question: OVERNIGHTS?
  Answer: Not unless you wanna pay to watch Sleeping Beauty snore?
  
  
• Question: PARTY GAL?
  Answer: I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
  
  
• Question: PARTY GIRL?
  Answer: I'm afraid not. In addition to that, I'd like to keep my nose to myself and mind my own business, because I'm so dull and boring.
  
  
• Question: PAST CAREERS
  Answer: I have had two primary occupations, to put it succinctly. Back in the day, I worked as an Airline Stewardess for 2 airlines- One of which ceased Operation (Britannia) is no longer around but one is still Operational (and from what I believe is still considered as the 'Worlds favourite airline' (or so they always liked to brag!) Later I decided to have a career change and became a Dental Hygienist (which in very basic terms means- that- I scraped calculus off people's teeth! (Yummy!) My medical school in London was Guys and St. Thomas's.
  
  
• Question: PAST TIME
  Answer: I derive great pleasure from engaging in the activities of Long distance walking and making things out of string. I always keep a piece of string with me at all times... I enjoy manipulating it- Particularly when I'm feeling restless and /OR anxious...I have a wide range of skills in utilising pieces of string and it's something that I have always done- for as long as I can recall... Gym memberships and the such like aren't my thing... I loathe Gyms- So I tend to just let it 'all 'hang 'n' dangle out' ...No but Seriously speaking- I'm pretty fit I suppose and tend to keep my slim frame... but then I rarely eat much (I eat to live, not the other way around) I don't really have any other interests/ hobbies to speak of, so I'm not sure if that makes me dull or not....but however, I do indulge in 'alternative mindful things' that keep me wholly amused...
  
  
• Question: PAST TIME
  Answer: I find pleasure in long distance walking and making things out of string. I've got a length of twine on me, come rain or shine... I take pleasure in twisting it to my will, especially when the restless winds blow or the anxious shadows creep in. I've got a whole heap of skills when it comes to string, and, it's a craft that I've been doing for as long as I can remember.
  
  
• Question: PAST TIME Interests
  Answer: I find pleasure in long distance walking and making things out of string. I've got a length of twine on me, come rain or shine... I take pleasure in twisting it to my will, especially when the restless winds blow or the anxious shadows creep in. I've got a whole heap of skills when it comes to string, and, it's a craft that I've been doing for as long as I can remember.
  
  
• Question: PAST TIME PLEASURES
  Answer: I derive great pleasure from engaging in the activities of Long distance walking and making things out of string. I always keep a piece of string with me at all times... I enjoy manipulating it- Particularly when I'm feeling restless and /OR anxious...I have a wide range of skills in utilising pieces of string and it's something that I have always done- for as long as I can recall... Gym memberships and the such like aren't my thing... I loathe Gyms- So I tend to just let it 'all 'hang 'n' dangle out' ...No but Seriously speaking- I'm pretty fit I suppose and tend to keep my slim frame... but then I rarely eat much (I eat to live, not the other way around) I don't really have any other interests/ hobbies to speak of, so I'm not sure if that makes me dull or not....but however, I do indulge in 'alternative mindful things' that keep me wholly amused...
  
  
• Question: Pre meet chat
  Answer: Individuals seem to misinterpret my reasoning for favouring a telephone chat before an in-person meeting. It seems that Individuals assume that a discussion will be focused on SEX- cocks and fannies however, that is not quite the case. It is to gauge whether or not we're on the same page- and to learn more about the kind of experience you're hoping for, this is a screening tool. It also enables me to find out whether I can fulfil your requirements, among other things. If you are unable to discuss by phone prior to a meet- then I regret to inform you that I will not consider a meet.
  
  
• Question: PSEUDONYM
  Answer: My name is SUE- UNDER THE Pseudonym of DOT ROTTEN
  
  
• Question: RANDOM BOOKING REQUESTS
  Answer: I kindly suggest that you refrain from submitting a spontaneous booking request without prior inquiry. I consistently anticipate receiving an initial email from somebody. Without such correspondence, I seldom proceed with scheduling meetings.
  
  
• Question: RATES
  Answer: My rates are as listed and not up for negotiation. I offer a boutique experience where I put every ounce of my being into it.
  
  
• Question: REAL AGE?
  Answer: How old am I? I'm as old as my mother told me. How's that?
  
  
• Question: REPLYING TO EMAILS
  Answer: You will get a response WITHIN ONE HOUR- between hrs 9am-6pm (& any Other time(s) may take up to 12 hrs for a response)
  
  
• Question: Resemblence to BARBIE discussion
  Answer: If at any point in my existence I were to be referred to as an expletive-laden Barbie, I would be utterly upset. I am a one off individual and have no intention, nor have I ever had any intention, of embodying a mass-produced doll composed of synthetic material, characterised by emotionless eyes fixed in one singular direction, devoid of any semblance of human life. I kindly decline such an association.
  
  
• Question: Safeguarding
  Answer: I always keep ''my eye'' on the client- Turn away for a second and they'll have their grubby hands inside your handbag rummaging about ....and....( well-You work that one out for yourselves)- that I'm afraid is 100% true! oh vigilant one, Let not your vision be confined to the front, But cast it wide, to the sides and behind, For danger lurks where least expected to find....(Give an inch, they'll take a mile, a cautionary tale, we must abide!
  
  
• Question: Safeguarding Protocol
  Answer: I always keep ''my eye'' on the client- Turn away for a second and they'll have their grubby hands inside your handbag rummaging about ....and....( well-You work that one out for yourselves)- that I'm afraid is 100% true! oh vigilant one, Let not your vision be confined to the front, But cast it wide, to the sides and behind, For danger lurks where least expected to find....(Give an inch, they'll take a mile, a cautionary tale, we must abide!
  
  
• Question: SCREENING
  Answer: I have a simple screening process which allows us to have an open and honest dialogue so that both of us to feel safe. Your privacy is very important to me. Any information given to me will be treated with the utmost confidentiality and respect.
  
  
• Question: SERVICES
  Answer: I am what you would call a "Jack of all trades" (so to speak!) - I offer a diverse menu of services, ranging from those associated with a GFE to those identified with kinky fetish types of services.
  
  
• Question: SERVICES OFFERED
  Answer: I ONLY ENGAGE IN REAL HUMAN MEETS I've only ever been on the REAL frontline of services (I've NEVER done and don't want to do CYBER SEX webcamming services thus I do NOT offer webcamming) Ad hoc I do at times do one or 2 Direct chats but set aside that REAL TIME SEX WORK- aka REAL meets is ALL THAT I DO- and ALL THAT I OFFER & that's how it's always been since I began in Sex work 17 years ago.
  
  
• Question: SEX WORK- Screening
  Answer: I possess a keen ability to discern the true nature of "game players" and "undesirables," attributable to years of experience. Additionally, a well honed sixth sense is advantageous—no one bypasses my net without undergoing a screening routine thus, I have refined my skills to an exceptional level. I do not reveal my contact information, including my phone number, to the public. I emphasise the preservation of my private personal space
  
  
• Question: Social Event Companion
  Answer: I do not offer a social event companionship service. I loathe social venues and events. I am not a socialising type of Individual. Outside of what I do here- there are only three people that I enjoy spending time with and they are = Me, Myself and I - Everyone else is completely boring.
  
  
• Question: SOCIAL EVENT COMPANION?
  Answer: I'm sorry, but I've never been one to offer company at a social gathering. It's only the two of us—"Me Myself and I"—that I like spending time with; everyone else is completely boring.
  
  
• Question: SOCIAL EVENTS
  Answer: I do NOT offer any social event companionship ( I Find that sort of thing utterly tedious & boring I'm afraid)
  
  
• Question: SOCIAL MEDIA
  Answer: I am NOT on any Social media platform- Except Adultwork. (I highly doubt you'd appreciate my rather toxic perspective on social Media)
  
  
• Question: T&Cs
  Answer: Undoubtedly, I possess my own set of stipulations and provisions. Regarding the terms and conditions of the site, I am unable to comprehend them fully, but I possess an innate ability to grasp the overarching guidelines. As an Individual-I am not inclined towards adhering strictly to a set of rules. I question whether it is possible to bring about significant changes in the world by strictly following a rulebook.
  
  
• Question: TATTOOS
  Answer: None. I view Tattoos as a kind of generic branding which I consider as aesthetically repulsive.I prefer to think of myself as an individual who is more of a leader rather than a follower, thus you won't find any Ink on my body
  
  
• Question: TATTOOS?
  Answer: I do not have any tattoos. The ones seen in any of my pictures are peel-off transfers. I enjoy experimenting with temporary tattoos; but, I would never consider having permanent ones.
  
  
• Question: THE FREE INTRO CLIP
  Answer: Was done & Uploaded in SEPT/24
  
  
• Question: THE INCALL LOCATION
  Answer: I reside on Caledonian road, a place discreet, Squeaky clean, yet a dark house from the street. Eerie at night, its charm is quite profound, Just like me, a fan of Hitchcock's style renowned- Within these walls, a key resides, Unlocking mysteries, waiting to be unveiled. Inside, a realm of secrets hides, A world of wonders, yet to be sailed.
  
  
• Question: THE ONLY SERVICES I OFFER
  Answer: PLEASE NOTE- I AM A SERVICE PROVIDER WHO ONLY OFFERS 'REAL- FACE TO FACE' MEETINGS. PLUS/ The occasional ad-hoc- DIRECT CHAT *I DO NOT offer webcamming services- NEVER HAVE (& have no intention of doing so in the future)
  
  
• Question: TIPS
  Answer: Asking for a Tip is a bit arrogant... so I don't flaunt the idea.
  
  
• Question: Transporting myself to Outcall Meetings
  Answer: I used to drive (People mad) but I don't drive anymore which has now been for about 10 years or more- I have an ongoing fear/Phobia about driving -so with outcalls I usually use Public Transport- I'm totally terrified of Driving ... I seem to slip into this full blown frozen terrified trance which is best described as a complete hypnotised State; my feet go all sort of rigid so I can't even move them to control the pedals etc (this is particularly the case in wide open spaces, like motorways, etc.). Actually, I'm lucky to live in London because  it saves me getting marooned somewhere...When I did drive I would drive as fast as I could to get to the destination (Just to get the journey over and done with as quickly as Possible...) I ended up getting so many points & speeding tickets that It wasn't worth it! I found that I would be overjoyed and able to manage If the roads were completely gridlocked with heavy traffic - because then (and only then) it gave me a chance to ''loosen up and relax a bit''...( I must be the only person in the whole wide world who prefers driving in Traffic Jams)
  
  
• Question: WEBCAMMING SERVICE
  Answer: I do NOT offer Webcamming - and NEVER have offered this service.
  
  
• Question: WHAT I DON'T OFFER
  Answer: I DON'T OFFER- A WEBCAMMING SERVICE-AND NEVER HAVE I HAVE ONLY EVER BEEN A 'REAL TIME' SEX WORKER- OFFERING AND CONDUCTING 'REAL' MEETS.
  
  
• Question: WHAT I DONT OFFER
  Answer: I do not provide webcam services.I have never found even the slightest bit of interest in this Cyber virtual sex crap. It thoroughly bores me. I have always (and still) continue to consistently work as a "front line sex worker" who ONLY exclusively participates in REAL LIFE in-person encounters.
  
  
• Question: WHAT I ENJOY DOING
  Answer: I derive great pleasure from engaging in the activities of Long distance walking and making things out of string. I always keep a piece of string with me at all times... I enjoy manipulating it- Particularly when I'm feeling restless and /OR anxious...I have a wide range of skills in utilising pieces of string and it's something that I have always done- for as long as my memory serves... Gym memberships and the like aren't my thing...So I tend to just let it 'all hang out' ...No but, Seriously speaking- I'm pretty fit and tend to keep my slim frame- I suppose because that's just the way I was made, Plus I rarely eat much (I eat to live, not the other way around) I don't really have any other interests/ hobbies to speak of, so I'm not sure if that makes me dull or not....but however, I do indulge in 'alternative mindful things' that keep me wholly amused...
  
  
• Question: WHAT I ENJOY DOING PAST TIME
  Answer: I derive great pleasure from engaging in the activities of Long distance walking and making things out of string. I always keep a piece of string with me at all times... I enjoy manipulating it- Particularly when I'm feeling restless and /OR anxious...I have a wide range of skills in utilising pieces of string and it's something that I have always done- for as long as my memory serves... Gym memberships and the like aren't my thing...So I tend to just let it 'all hang out' ...No but, Seriously speaking- I'm pretty fit and tend to keep my slim frame- I suppose because that's just the way I was made, Plus I rarely eat much (I eat to live, not the other way around) I don't really have any other interests/ hobbies to speak of, so I'm not sure if that makes me dull or not....but however, I do indulge in 'alternative mindful things' that keep me wholly amused...
  
  
• Question: WHERE FROM/INCALL LOCATION
  Answer: *ENGLISH- LONDON: Orignally from the East End - Custom House Canningtown then- West Ham- where my parents ran a Pub. *These days I reside in North London- *Based in North London not far from Arsenal football ground Holloway/Caledonian Road area- Discrete, Squeaky clean (but spooky!) residence... *Within these walls, there is a key that unlocks mysteries that are just waiting to be revealed... There exists a hidden domain of enigmas that lie in wait...and a world of wonders, yet to be sailed....
  
  
• Question: WHERE I'M FROM
  Answer: I am a Londoner! ENGLISH! I originate from the depths of the East End of London, however! these days I find myself in the wilds of North London, where I have set up camp and established my humble abode. It's a bit posher up here, but don't worry, I still know how to throw a proper cockney knees-up if the occasion calls for it!
  
  
• Question: WHERE I'M FROM?
  Answer: I am English. Born/ raised in East London- Bow then latterly raised in a place called Custom House - Canning Town, West Ham, London. E.16 These days located in North London
  
  
• Question: Why My hours ONLY extend to 3 hrs MAX
  Answer: Because after that You're wasting YOUR money- You'll be able to cum at MAX [I predict twice] (Okay so I might be wrong- but a little dicky bird with extensive experience tells me otherwise- LOL) (If, however after 3 hours You just want to pay to gaze at my beauty then fine!) I usually advocate 1 or 2 hours MAXIMUM-Especially when meeting someone for the first time (Of course it does depend on the 'type' of meet) but I rarely do more than 3 hours for a meeting (It is a bad idea to go much further than that tbh - well! that's my opinion anyway!- (Moods shift... once people get their 'feet under the table' & get 'too comfortable' so to speak ( it's always best to hit the top note, AND THEN- whilst at the Peak of that 'top note' = EXIT ( Good memories / Services rendered) End of story.
  
  
• Question: Why no Private Gallery?
  Answer: The primary reason is my tendency towards disorganisation- On my previous profile, I utilised it as a repository for images I didn't like etc; To facilitate the management of my profile, I ONLY have a public gallery. (There is no concept of 'mediocre equilibrium' with me; it is either all or nothing. I can exhibit excessive obsessive-compulsive tendencies regarding organisation and be ridiculously precise about detail, OR/ I can be completely in disarray and incredibly confused)
  
  
• Question: YOUR INTR0
  Answer: *We will commence with email communication and, then, a phone chat is required prior to any consideration for a meeting* *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Please be concise and make it well thought out. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it
  
  
• Question: YOUR INTRO/COMMUNICATION
  Answer: *We will commence with email communication, and then a conversation by phone is required before any consideration is given for a meeting *Do send me a detailed email, no more than 10 sentences. Please be concise and make it well thought out. Make me rejoice in reading it; Not regretting it *No vulgarities in communications or acronym nonsense Please. *I request that you address me by my Psuesdonym should you decide to get in touch ( 'SUE') If there's no mention of my name in your introductory email- it will be DELETED.
  
  

Interview

• Question: What is your starsign?
  Answer: Gemini May 21 - June 21
  
  
• Question: What length is your hair?
  Answer: Short
  
  
• Question: How tall are you?
  Answer: 5'8"
  
  
• Question: What is your dress size?
  Answer: 10
  
  
• Question: What size is your chest?
  Answer: 36"
  
  
• Question: What is your bra cup-size?
  Answer: C
  
  
• Question: Do you smoke?
  Answer: Socially
  
  
• Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
  Answer: Neither
  
  
• Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
  Answer: None
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite colour?
  Answer: BLACK/ NAVY BLUE
  
  
• Question: What times are you always available?
  Answer: This varies from week to week (ASK!
  
  
• Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
  Answer: No
  
  
• Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
  Answer: ASK!
  
  
• Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
  Answer: 1hr
  
  
• Question: Nearest rail station?
  Answer: Caledonian Road/Holloway Road
  
  
• Question: Who is your favourite celebrity?
  Answer: Pfft,who needs those fancy-pants celebs anyway?
  
  
• Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
  Answer: An ex-boyfriend thought I needed a refreshing shower during a heated row in a pub, so he kindly poured a pint of lager over my head
  
  
• Question: What sort of men turn you on?
  Answer: The allure of an Alfred Hitchcockian type of man! The kind of guy who can make your heart race with just a glance and keep you on the edge of your seat in suspense.
  
  
• Question: What sort of women turn you on?
  Answer: looks like the ladies will have to find someone else to swoon over! My fantasies of women are far more adventurous than reality, but I've given it a shot at least!
  
  
• Question: What is your best feature?
  Answer: Legs
  
  
• Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
  Answer: Not one of my sexual experiences stand out quite frankly
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
  Answer: I am quite the acrobat in the bedroom
  
  
• Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
  Answer: Is positioning that important then?
  
  
• Question: What is your biggest turn on?
  Answer: The more a gentleman resembles a Liquorice Alsort the better.
  
  
• Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
  Answer: Ah , My ears I think
  
  
• Question: How much do you weigh?
  Answer: 9½st
  
  
• Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
  Answer: NA
  
  
• Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
  Answer: Trimmed
  
  
• Question: What is your worst feature?
  Answer: Face
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite food?
  Answer: For the sake of survival, I will consume anything.
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite drink?
  Answer: Vodka, a splash of Pink Gin, a crisp White wine..
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite film?
  Answer: The House that would not die
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
  Answer: I've got a fondness for Grizzly Crime programmes
  
  
• Question: What are your favourite flowers?
  Answer: ALL flowers are beautiful
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite gift?
  Answer: A packet of Liquorice Alsorts
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite perfume?
  Answer: Legacy of Petra
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
  Answer: I prefer to stay close to home
  
  
• Question: What is your shoe size?
  Answer: 4
  
  
• Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
  Answer: as a seasoned pro at life! Nothing can faze me now that I've conquered everything under the sun.
  
  
• Question: What three words best describe your personality?
  Answer: Eclectic, Eccentric, Audacious
  
  
• Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
  Answer: Sorry I don't understand this question? Oh... it seems like my response is currently experiencing technical difficulties [ PASS!]
  
  
• Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
  Answer: Well, I guess it is time to take a ride on the wild side and hop into bed with a  taxi Driver
  
  
• Question: How often do you masturbate?
  Answer: Oh, not very often
  
  
• Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
  Answer: delightful smoochy-woochy action!
  
  
• Question: When is your libido at its highest?
  Answer: "High Noon"
  
  
• Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
  Answer: Sex on a motorbike with your hair blowing in the wind? I have no idea...
  
  
• Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
  Answer: Medium
  
  
• Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
  Answer: Natural
  
  
• Question: What is your Primary Language?
  Answer: English
  
  
• Question: What is your ethnicity?
  Answer: Caucasian (White)
  
  
• Question: What is your Secondary Language?
  Answer: I can speak a few languages
  
  
• Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
  Answer: Grey
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your body type?
  Answer: Slim
  
  
• Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
  Answer: Other
  
  
• Question: If other, please specify:
  Answer: Heterosexual (Am I allowed to say that?