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G' Day Gentlemen!... It's a mighty fine day for a jolly good fucking wouldn't you say?... (Alrighty...So...!Sue the Solicitor is -> Just as revolutionary in the bedroom as Picasso was to the art world!
...You might be thinkin', "Who does she think she is?" She's just an old gal, weathered by time, an old bint who can only dream that any fella would be interested in her worn-out charms... I mean, what kind of chap would be keen on draping his manhood over that worn-out Old Doris, much less thinkin' 'bout makin' any moves- in -''
Good grief! What a dreadful woman! (Okay Okay! so give me a chance will yer!...!!
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I make sure they're fully singed & rubbed up well with olive oil!- Morbid transcedental sex- (Creating Imaginary visions- aka- Mind travel- via -suggestion ) Clairvoyant sex - spiritual enlightment-( I'm gifted in being able to make predictions- Just from holding something in my hand that belongs to somebody else) ...And of course - last but not least! The Girlfriend Experience! And so...! Like a Wild Beast... Galavanting through a field of mundane cows, Sue is as innovative between the bed sheets as Picasso was to the art world.... So Gentlemen! who would you like to have in your bed later ? MIGHT IT BE> Sue? (the solicitor) ->Sue who's 'infamous' for being an equivalent to the likes of Pablo Picasso in terms of her Innovative creativity in the bedroom- OR/ is it likely that you will select the typical boring Old Cow named MOO-> whose bedtime stories about grass and Cud would put even the most hardened insomniac to sleep?... Come on now gentlemen- you ain't really serious 'bout havin' one of them cows strutting around in your bedroom, are ya? Well now, I reckon these cows sure know how to flaunt their stuff, waggling their hefty rumpy pumpy backsides right up in yer face... while bellowing sweet nothings in your ear -luring you to mount up (ain't that the gospel truth!)-I think you oughta choose yer bunking companion with care 'n' caution fellas! So! 'WHO's' it gonna be??? Is it gonna be-> Four dilly-dandies on four stick standies and a wig wag tail? OR-Pablo picasso - The Bedroom Maestro -> SUE (the Solicitor) ? It's up to YOU, gentlemen! but do you 'really' want the typical boring old Cow - who will snort, grunt and moo in your bed?... A typical cow with them muvva fuckin udders, and a jaw that's made for nibbling on rough trees? Now Look Gentlemen, having the typical boring sort of cow in your bed is utterly futile- Okay so! every Ol' Cow gets horny, no doubt about that... but, what you've got to remember, is that she'll be bulldozing your bed and bellowing on about dung and pastures greener before you know it... Oh yeah no doubt about it - the 'typical' cow will soon be Mooing out sweet nothings alrighty, BUT, I can assure you, that it'll all end in tears- when you find yourself bunted across the room, flat on your back, by them robust, righteous hooves of hers! (WHEREAS SUE... ''The bedrooms analogy to Pablo Picasso'' is a delicate flower, fragrant & sweet, with a fiery soul who creates with Passionate enthusiasm, leaving a lasting impression that’ll stay with you forevermore... so much so you'll be telling your neighbours about it (they'll probably get bored having to listen to the same Old story...(but, that's not our problem is it?) (So! alright, alright! so, there might well be others who could possibly compare, but there's no denying that Sue is definitely- a one off! (So Now, don’t you go sayin’ I didn't forewarn you! About Sue the Solicitor During my fascinating career I have met thousands of gentlemen who have candidly shared with me the intricate details of their profoundly Sad home lives - thus, I have dutifully offered my assistance as a shoulder for them to cry on, whilst also offering to extend my legs, inviting them to find comfort in the embrace of my Private terrain. I feel that as a Solicitor, you should listen carefully to your client whilst attempting to ''jolly them up'' as well as negotiating their 'special needs' I never push my customers sexually (unless they can manage it, of course!) It's Okay I know what I'm doing, so don't worry, you're safe--£250 is all it takes for all this 'guidance and sensuality'...(When you think about it- it's not a lot.... I mean, I'm probably the only solicitor around here who is committed to upholding passionate ethical standards, I strongly recommend that you add me to your 'hot list' of potential service providers who you intend to meet', because quite frankly I am the most exceptionally unethical solicitor that you will ever be likely to find NB When I say 'unethical', I don't mean by engaging in 'underhanded tactics', but rather, I engage in 'practices' that aren't widely recognised among other solicitors. The Sex Worker I'm a right proper hotpot who holds the fiery key to passion -Vixen classic; fifty shades of cheeky charm and a modern -day renaissance woman, if you will, makin' the unthinkable come to life- blimey, come on then! let’s leg it away from the dreary world outside- Take my hand and let me guide you through the forest of mystery to a place where the sun don't shine...I'm your cure for the bedroom blues! and Depending on 'ow you weild your anchor off my boat I could very well be the perfect answer to the grey flickerin' monotone light of the same old grind you put up with day in, day out... so! what you waiting for ?... So hang on! Okay so ya'll think I’m just like some worn out old teabag do ya?... A teabag that's been strung up and dried out from here to Kingdom come... (well I reckon I must be as weak as gnat's piss then...‘Cause I ain't got no fire... I ain't got that old Vra Vra to make me go Vroom have I?...Nah, no way... I'm just sittin' here, biding my time for the day I get tossed out to join all them knackered Ol' Tetley Tea bags in their final resting place...Well, would ya take a look at that! Well now! I think it's best you steer clear of questioning my 'credentials', and the hard-earned experience I've gathered from all them years travelling on this gritty path, so! I recommend it’d be wiser for YOU to discover what I’m capable of for yerselves!
"You've made your bed, now lie in it" George Herbert- 1640