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Question: What is your starsign? Answer: Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Short
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 6'2"
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 14
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 42"
Question: What is your favourite colour? Answer: Golden Piss
Question: What times are you always available? Answer: O001 to 2359 hours
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: Yes
Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit Answer: All
Question: How long are you prepared to travel for? Answer: 2½+
Question: Nearest rail station? Answer: Woking
Question: Who is your favourite celebrity? Answer: Naked Catherine Tate (uk) Cameron Diaz (int)
Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? Answer: I was having sex with two other people on an overnight flight to China 🇨🇳. Due to our exertions the door latch had been knocked open and just as I was thrusting my second orgasm into their throat and groaning like a stuck pig through the crutch of the girl whose pussy I was sucking the door flung open exposing us to the full section of the plane and two cabin crew who had turned on the ligts full fir serving breakfast.
I was mortified...my trousers around my ankles with half of a black double ended dildo sticking out of my bum. Our respective relatives were sitting looking shell-shocked at us 3 including my wife and her Motger.
Some people lol some clapped buy most looked disgusted. The cBin staff pished the door closed sternly telling us to get decent. We did asap but the exit was the ultimate walk of shame! I was never allowed on any further school trips
Question: What sort of men turn you on? Answer: Effeminate ones in full make up, dressed provocatively
Question: What sort of women turn you on? Answer: Those that are alive
Question: What is your best feature? Answer: Hair
Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? Answer: Being wanked off by ɓy my neighbour in the stairways to a block of maisonettes when I was 8.
Question: What is your favourite sexual position? Answer: From behind skydiving
Question: What is your second favourite sexual position? Answer: Laying down on the Headmistresses desk
Question: What is your biggest turn on? Answer: Ugly fat people in uniforms
Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? Answer: My knees
Question: How much do you weigh? Answer: 14st
Question: What is your leg measurement? Answer: 34"
Question: What is your worst feature? Answer: Face
Question: What is your favourite food? Answer: Anus
Question: What is your favourite drink? Answer: Piss
Question: What is your favourite film? Answer: Human centipede / Grease
Question: What is your favourite TV programme? Answer: Porn free view (10pm - 10.30pm)
Question: What are your favourite flowers? Answer: Roses
Question: What is your favourite gift? Answer: Sex toys
Question: What is your favourite perfume? Answer: Pertullee oil
Question: What is your favourite holiday destination? Answer: Hedonism Jamaica
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 9.5
Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) Answer: Fingered my mother in law to orgasm in the church at her sons wedding
Question: What three words best describe your personality? Answer: Split / psychotic / best you'll ever have
Question: Describe the experience (when and where) Answer: Always
Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy? Answer: I'm having anal intercourse with cinderella when 7 dwarves turn up ^ join in all thevtije being watched by Minnie mouse who is wanking2-3
Question: How often do you masturbate? Answer: 2-3 times per hour
Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? Answer: Going through my mother in laws laundry
Question: When is your libido at its highest? Answer: When I'm awake
Question: Where would you most like to have sex? Answer: Cameron Diazs bed
Question: What is your Primary Language? Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is your Secondary Language? Answer: Spanish
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Blue
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Heavy Set
Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender? Answer: Other
Question: If other, please specify: Answer: Male
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Blonde