HOW TO BOOK ME -
THIS IS THE *ONLY* WAY: SAME DAY BOOKINGS ONLY. CASH ONLY, ON ARRIVAL PLEASE. NO EXTRAS.
1 CHECK MY AVAILABILITY: SEE #5. PLEASE NOTE I AM **NEVER** AVAILABLE BETWEEN 10PM AND 9AM!
2 TEXT ME - PLEASE DO *NOT* CALL OR EMAIL. IF MY PHONE NUMBER IS NOT DISPLAYED PLEASE DISREGARD MY AVAILABILITY AND DO NOT CONTACT ME.
3 LOCATION - OAKDALE, BH15 QUITE NEAR THE CROSS ROADS BY THE PARK.
4 PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT TIME, WHERE (INCALL/ OUTCALL + YOUR/ HOTEL POSTCODE IF APPLICABLE) AND THE LENGTH OF THE BOOKING YOU'D LIKE
5 AVAILABILITY: THE STATED HOURS BELOW APPLY WHETHER MY PROFILE IS SHOWING "AVAILABLE TODAY " OR NOT. I DO NOT USE THE 'WORKING HOURS' TAB TO SHOW MY AVAILABILITY - PLEASE SEE NUMBER 5
I LIST FUTURE AVAILABILITY TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHEN I MAY BE AVAILABLE, HOWEVER YOU SHOULD CHECK IT ON THE DAY YOU WANT TO SEE ME AS IT OFTEN CHANGES, HENCE THE SAME DAY ONLY BOOKINGS
INCALLS: NONE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
OUTCALLS ONLY
6 NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO YOUR TEXTS?
EITHER YOU HAVE ASKED FOR TIMES I'M CLEARLY NOT AVAILABLE ACCORDING TO #5...... YOU'VE ASKED QUESTIONS CLEARLY ANSWERED ON THIS PAGE ... OR I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE YOU. I'M NOT OBLIGED TO SEE YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M ADVERTISING. PLEASE ACCEPT THAT YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE AND MOVE ON.
7 I DO NOT DO CAR MEETS - I'M NOT A TEENAGER!
8 MY MINIMUM NOTICE IS 45 MINUTES TO ENSURE MY CLEANLINESS - PLEASE SHOW ME THE SAME RESPECT. SORRY, I DO NOT OFFER SHOWER FACILITIES ALTHOUGH YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HAVE A QUICK FRESHEN-UP.
9 MY PREFERENCE IS FOR THOSE UNDER 50, THE OLDER GUY JUST DOESN'T APPEAL AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THIS AS I AM HUMAN TOO AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY.
10 THE "CONTACT ME" SECTION SHOULD BE DISREGARDED OTHER THAN MY CONTACT NUMBER . THIS IS FOR SAME DAY BOOKING TEXTS ONLY, NOT CALLS - I CANT CHANGE THIS TO MY OWN PREFERENCES.
Question: Bareback....? Answer: Er.....no! I'm not that stupid so don't bother asking!
Question: Can i see you now? Answer: Unless you are sat on my doorstep (unlikely) and I am in the shower now (also unlikely, i do have a life outside of this) then "now" is not going to happen is it?! In addition to which I ask for 45 mins notice.......!
Question: I have messaged you but you havent replied? Answer: Several possibilities here:
I was busy...either in my day job (yeah i do have one!) or in another booking
You messaged me on a day or at a time when I was not available eg after 10pm or normal wednesdays)
You have asked a question the answer to which is on the front page.
I got bored waiting for you to get to the point! LOL
You have messaged before and the impression I get is that you probably wouldn't be someone I would like to see based on your texting behaviour. This is all I have to go on before we meet so its best to try to make a good impression.....
Question: What will you wear for our booking? Answer: Seems pretty obvious to me but I will wear a sexy outfit, which will come off a few seconds after we get into my room.....
Question: Why can't I call you? Answer: I have been doing this on and off for over ten years and have honed my profile and booking procedure accordingly, for various reasons.
Question: Why will you not see over 50's Answer: It is my body and I have the right to choose who I share it with. We all have our preferences and this is one of mine - it is not a question of money for me.
Interview
Question: What is your starsign? Answer: Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Shoulder length
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 6'0
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 14
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 40"
Question: What times are you always available? Answer: Varies
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: No
Question: How long are you prepared to travel for? Answer: No Travelling
Question: Nearest rail station? Answer: Poole
Question: What sort of women turn you on? Answer: None!
Question: How much do you weigh? Answer: 12st
Question: What is your leg measurement? Answer: 30"
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 8
Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) Answer: Greedy girl party
Question: What is your Primary Language? Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Blue
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Few Extra Pounds
Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender? Answer: NA
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Brown