HOW TO BOOK ME -
THIS IS THE *ONLY* WAY: SAME DAY BOOKINGS ONLY. CASH ONLY, ON ARRIVAL PLEASE. NO EXTRAS.
1 CHECK MY AVAILABILITY: SEE #5. PLEASE NOTE I AM **NEVER** AVAILABLE BETWEEN 10PM AND 9AM!
2 TEXT ME - PLEASE DO *NOT* CALL OR EMAIL. IF MY PHONE NUMBER IS NOT DISPLAYED PLEASE DISREGARD MY AVAILABILITY AND DO NOT CONTACT ME.
3 LOCATION - IN BOURNEMOUTH IM IN A HOTEL
IN POOLE AREA I AM LOCATED IN OAKDALE, BH15 QUITE NEAR THE CROSS ROADS BY THE PARK. PLEASE CHECK AVAILABILITY BELOW FOR LOCATION ON A GIVEN DAY.
4 PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT TIME, WHERE (INCALL/ OUTCALL + YOUR/ HOTEL POSTCODE IF APPLICABLE) AND THE LENGTH OF THE BOOKING YOU'D LIKE
5 AVAILABILITY: THE STATED HOURS BELOW APPLY WHETHER MY PROFILE IS SHOWING "AVAILABLE TODAY " OR NOT. I DO NOT USE THE 'WORKING HOURS' TAB TO SHOW MY AVAILABILITY - PLEASE SEE NUMBER 5
I LIST FUTURE AVAILABILITY TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHEN I MAY BE AVAILABLE, HOWEVER YOU SHOULD CHECK IT ON THE DAY YOU WANT TO SEE ME AS IT OFTEN CHANGES, HENCE THE SAME DAY ONLY BOOKINGS
WEEK COMMENCING JANUARY 27TH
INCALLS: IN POOLE SATURDAY FROM 1PM UNTIL 5PM
OUTCALLS: ALL DAY SATURDAY AND FROM 1PM SUNDAY
6 NOT GETTING A RESPONSE TO YOUR TEXTS?
EITHER YOU HAVE ASKED FOR TIMES I'M CLEARLY NOT AVAILABLE ACCORDING TO #5...... YOU'VE ASKED QUESTIONS CLEARLY ANSWERED ON THIS PAGE ... OR I CHOOSE NOT TO SEE YOU. I'M NOT OBLIGED TO SEE YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M ADVERTISING. PLEASE ACCEPT THAT YOU NEED TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE AND MOVE ON.
7 I DO NOT DO CAR MEETS - I'M NOT A TEENAGER!
8 MY MINIMUM NOTICE IS 45 MINUTES TO ENSURE MY CLEANLINESS - PLEASE SHOW ME THE SAME RESPECT. SORRY, I DO NOT OFFER SHOWER FACILITIES ALTHOUGH YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO HAVE A QUICK FRESHEN-UP.
9 MY PREFERENCE IS FOR THOSE UNDER 50, THE OLDER GUY JUST DOESN'T APPEAL AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES FOR THIS AS I AM HUMAN TOO AND EXPECT TO BE TREATED ACCORDINGLY.
10 THE "CONTACT ME" SECTION SHOULD BE DISREGARDED OTHER THAN MY CONTACT NUMBER . THIS IS FOR SAME DAY BOOKING TEXTS ONLY, NOT CALLS - I CANT CHANGE THIS TO MY OWN PREFERENCES.
Question: Bareback....? Answer: Er.....no! I'm not that stupid so don't bother asking!
Question: Can i see you now? Answer: Unless you are sat on my doorstep (unlikely) and I am in the shower now (also unlikely, i do have a life outside of this) then "now" is not going to happen is it?! In addition to which I ask for 45 mins notice.......!
Question: I have messaged you but you havent replied? Answer: Several possibilities here:
I was busy...either in my day job (yeah i do have one!) or in another booking
You messaged me on a day or at a time when I was not available eg after 10pm or normal wednesdays)
You have asked a question the answer to which is on the front page.
I got bored waiting for you to get to the point! LOL
You have messaged before and the impression I get is that you probably wouldn't be someone I would like to see based on your texting behaviour. This is all I have to go on before we meet so its best to try to make a good impression.....
Question: What will you wear for our booking? Answer: Seems pretty obvious to me but I will wear a sexy outfit, which will come off a few seconds after we get into my room.....
Question: Why can't I call you? Answer: I have been doing this on and off for over ten years and have honed my profile and booking procedure accordingly, for various reasons.
Question: Why will you not see over 50's Answer: It is my body and I have the right to choose who I share it with. We all have our preferences and this is one of mine - it is not a question of money for me.
Interview
Question: What is your starsign? Answer: Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Shoulder length
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 6'0
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 14
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 40"
Question: What times are you always available? Answer: Varies
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: No
Question: How long are you prepared to travel for? Answer: No Travelling
Question: Nearest rail station? Answer: Poole
Question: What sort of women turn you on? Answer: None!
Question: How much do you weigh? Answer: 12st
Question: What is your leg measurement? Answer: 30"
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 8
Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) Answer: Greedy girl party
Question: What is your Primary Language? Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Blue
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Few Extra Pounds
Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender? Answer: NA
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Brown