About Me
Happily Married Husband and Wife Team Seeking Anything, Everything and a Whole Lot More Besides with
- Males - Females - Trans - We can be whatever you Desire - Need - Dream - Want Totally Versatile and Flexible
to what you want to enjoy together with us The Bizarre and The Extreme Turn us On.
We Both feel Blessed to be able to say that we have Enormous Desires to meet and Play with ...
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Single/Multiple Females
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Single Males/Multiple Males
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Female/Female Couples
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Male/Male Couples
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Female/Male Couples
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Single Transexuals
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Transexual Couples
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Threesomes
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Foursomes
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Moresomes
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... and ESPECIALLY ...
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Welcome to our - GarDen Of EarTHly DeLiGHTs - Extraordinarily KinKy Hedonistic Pansexual Couple who Love and Offer All Kinds of Sensual Pleasures with Females/Males/Trans/Others or Anyone who would like to enjoy a Very Special Sexual Experience Together with us.
We both realized Long Ago that Gender Classification is the beginning of ever shrinking Sensual Horizons and as a couple Dedicated to Virtually No Restrictions to what we will do to Experience Sexual Pleasure Gender Identification quickly became something that had to go. We both Crave Sex with nice people ... well and the occasional Nasty person too who knows Exactly how to twist a Girl's arm behind her back.
With an Insatiable Appetite for - KinK - Filth - Bizarre - Perverse - and The Extreme - We Invite you to allow your mind
to Treat you to a Flight of Fancy as to the Hows and Wheres we might all end up Entangled together ...
We Pride ourselves in as much that if you can ... Think It or Dream It ... We will make it a Reality for you.
Extremely Experienced Couple able to assist in Extreme Fantasy planning with 15 years Experience behind us with
Erotic Scenario Storyboarding.
But if all of this Erotic Fantasy is beginning to sound just a bit too Outlandish for you then please do know that we also
offer the Most Beautiful Totally Vanilla Experiences.
Thainee is an Exquisite Rare Nymph, at 4 Feet 6 inches in Height 137 cms Weighing in at an Astonishing 35 Kilos
5 stone 7 pounds ... Tiny Thainee is Pure Tiny ... Thainee likes nothing more than to find herself Sandwiched Helplessly between TWO RAVENOUS COCKS ... or More ... knowing that she is about to be RAVISHED
+++ SPiT RoasT +++ DIVINE DoublE PenetratioN +++ D-V-P +++
Nina can Provide Anything you might want or expect from a Girl without any kind of Exception or Restriction,
but please be sure that if you would prefer Nina to appear in her Male Mode Persona this is Very Possible.
While we are both Bisexual there is No Requirement for you to have any physical contact with Nina, with us,
everything is left up to you, everything evolves around Comfort and Pleasure ... unless of course you decide to
submit yourself to our Deviant and Wicked Ways, Thainee has over 20 years experience as a Pro Lifestyle Dominatrix
while we lived in South East Asia and simply Adores putting her feet up and Supervising and Coordinating straight guys
into Bisexual Tuition for her own Pleasure and Amusement.
We are both Fun Loving Girls, Equally in Love with being bottoms as we are being Tops, so Total Versatility, just afford
Thainee a chance to choose her most suitable Strap On for your own Personal Needs. First and Foremost we are Both Girls so we do get enormous pleasure from feeling boys inside of us but we are just as happy to show boys a good time by providing you with what you more than likely need and probably deserve, so both way Sexual Intercourse can be on the Menu.
That's nice don't you think? You're probably getting Tingles at the thought of Nina Entering you with her Copious and
Lush Girlcock but again do spare a thought for Tiny Little Thainee and her Gorgeous Range of Strapons Trust Thainee she's guaranteed to have a Harness with a Dildo Attachment that has got your name on it and she Buckles Up very Quickly!
However, if you only like one way Penetration then that is possible too. Remember Flexibility ...
... Everything and more is possible ...
... with such Dirty Girls!
We love being watched and the mind provoking excitement that goes into building your Dream Performance - Beautifully Crafted SeX ShowS based upon All of your own Preferences.
Both Thainee and Nina are Wholly Committed to steering clear of limits as much as we can and will always push boundaries certainly Ours and Yours too where your Desire Permits.
Amazingly both Thainee and Nina can be BareBackeD ... Yes you can Luxuriate in Gorgeous Bareback Sexuality with both Thainee and Nina but obviously to keep everyone safe, not only ourselves but ... You Too ... this Privilege must be Withheld for Very Special Luvers Only but rest assured that anyone can become a Special Luver of ours.
Thainee prefers for Nina to be present at all times, either as Nina or in her male mode. Nina is happy to meet you alone
without Thainee ... Yes you can Date Nina alone ... but this will be decided by Thainee on a case by case basis. Let's talk.
With a very Rich and Healthy background in Filth and Debauchery while in Asia, we are so Happy now to be finally
re-united together in the UK where we hope to make your Desires our Ambitions we want to Tour all over the UK hoping
to spend some very special time together with you, wherever your home is. In order to achieve this two immediate necessities spring to mind. Initially and foremost we are going to have to be Very Good at what we do. To these ends I believe you will find us the Perfect Couple, totally laid back and respectful with a seemingly endless appetite to satisfy all of your needs, wishes, dreams and whims, while helping you to search for desires that perhaps you didn't even know you had.
Secondly, we need to learn about known Hotels where a couple can check in and visitors will not be blocked from
accessing our room for Playtime. Should such a Hotel be known to you, should you have visited such a couple or
single female/male perhaps in a Hotel room for Fun and everything went smoothly then we would really appreciate you
contacting us with the name of the Hotel so that we can build a Safe Haven Hotel Database for our Erotic Tours. Thank you.
A lot more to add on this profile which will come shortly. Thank you for looking. Would be Super to hear from you.
Thainee is Multi Orgasmic
We are happy to travel anywhere in the UK to be with you 2 to 3 hour minimum depending.
Straight men
bi curious men
bi sexual men
gay men
subs
CD's and Sissies
Kinksters
submissives
With Nina as a TV Mistress and Thainee as a Dominatrix Extraordinarily well versed in The Female Dominant Arts.
Nina has been a Personal Trainer within all Alternative Lifestyle Realms which obviously
includes BDSM for the past 30 years Thainee 15 years and so we feel suitably qualified to be able to offer authentic
development, education and training to submissive females, couples, males and all others in all
submissive pursuits barring none.
Filming
Another one of our seemingly endless erotic pursuits is photography and video making. We have
been involved with Amateur home content production for the past 20 years, with videos of us for sale on Adult Work under Dirty Zuza ... For those who enjoy having their dates video recorded and then edited to a semi professional standard this can all be accomplished with us.
Full Feminization & Dressing Boutique
An ideal venue for anyone who would like to either begin or already enjoys dressing themselves, such a thrill to dress you in my vast wardrobe and make you up before enjoying our time together doing the type of things that girls like to do together.
Love Thainee & Nina
