Englishkiera

About Me

DO NOT ask for bareback, anal, incalls or car meets. NO roleplay or weird stuff. NO DRUGS OR SMOKING
(more info on ā€œplease noteā€ tab)
No hair pulling or touching my hair at all. It remains tied up.
I must be able to shower at your place/hotel afterwards. I will bring my own towel and soap etc.
I always bring condoms and lube with me.
^^^
(I thought Iā€™d put that here, to avoid wasting both you or my time)


Working hours:
I usually work Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Occassionally during the week too.
Earliest time 10am. Latest time 9pm.
I only do a couple of bookings a week because I am picky with who I see.
I usually study/write essays on the weekend because Iā€™m a university student, so I slot bookings inbetween study time.

Intro:
I am Kiera, and I am 100% British English from Essex! 💅
I am guaranteed to make you feel at ease and make sure you enjoy yourself! Xxx

If youā€™re not just looking for a pretty face, but a well-cultured lady who is a great conversationalist and has a wicked sense of humour (my feedback shows this!) then I am the lady for you! 🔥

I can be picky with who I see ā€” I only see decent, normal men and filter messages heavily and block easily -- And if I didn't like the meet, I probably won't see you again, because the money isn't worth a bad experience.

-- *Important information section*:

~ Types of clients I enjoy seeing:
Nice, well mannered, respectful, clean, hygienic, I don't mind if you're socially awkward or anxious or not experienced with women, or even never had sex before ā€” that's all completely fine.


Booking:
I need atleast 2 hoursā€™ notice before the booking so that I can plan my day, get ready, possibly buy more condoms, refuel my car if I need to, grab something to eat, and drive to you.
Any less than 2 hoursā€™ notice will be deemed timewasting and I could block you as it would be wasting my time if Iā€™m just chatting to you ā€” without getting paid at the end of it.

If you live further away e.g Peterborough or Brighton, I will need you to book a minimum of 2 hours.

Photos/Content:
My face pics and other pics are in private gallery or in my content. I will not send free face pics.
Some of my content videos has a blank grey thumbnail because I like to keep things paid for ā€” adding a thumbnail would show off too much.

Payment:
Cash or bank transfer is fine, I wonā€™t accept crypto or gold or some other strange currency.
Payment up front ā€” no payment = no service.
(No ā€œIā€™ll pay you laterā€, No excuses!)
I will NOT accept drugs, alcohol, cigarettes or material items as payment ā€” instant block.
I do NOT accept weekly/monthly payments ā€” I am not a sugar baby. Pay per meet only!

Protection:
I always bring lube and condoms with me and expect you to use them.
I only have regular size Durex, so if you require size XL or want to use your own, that's fine ā€” make sure you bring them if you need a different size because you will have to wear one, no excuses.


OUTCALL ONLY:

ā€” Minimum 1 hour booking. Minimum 2 hours if over a 2 hour drive away.
Of course I am likely to take a booking from someone 30 mins from me and cancel someone far away because of convenience and I am a student so I canā€™t really afford to be travelling ages for the bare minimum fee for 1 hour.

~ If you live a 2 hour drive you will need to book 2 hours. ā€” otherwise itā€™s not worth the 4 hours driving for me. I will most likely cancel your booking if you want less than 2 hours.

āœ… I only see polite, respectful, normal men.
~~ Anyone ages 21 to 85 is welcome to book me, any nationality, any race, any size D is fine as long as you're gentle and respectful and speak decent enough English; all I care about is that I will be treated with respect and not coerced into weird things that were never discussed over text, or pressured to do services I either don't provide or you haven't paid for -- this is also why I dislike language barriers, clients take advantage and manipulate etc.

āœ… No rushed service, I donā€™t clock watch.
āœ… Hygiene is important to meā€” I shower and wash thoroughly after each session.
āœ… I always come casually dressed to be discreet and to not draw attention to us.
āœ… Outcalls to Hotels, Apartments, Flats, Houses ā€” as long as your place is fairly clean.
āœ… oral without included in rates, but only if youā€™re hygienic and have washed under your foreskin. Otherwise Iā€™ll have to stick a flavoured condom on.
āœ… toys, pegging ā€” you will need your own strap on for hygiene reasons; it would be unhygienic for me to use the same strap ons with multiple people even if itā€™s well cleaned ā€” anal sex is the number one way to catch infections and I donā€™t want to be liable ā€” this is also why I wonā€™t do anal as a service.
āœ… fingering ā€” as long as your fingernails arenā€™t dirty or sharp or too long.

💋 xx
āœØ The regular GFE service, it includes:

**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**

£200 an hour

Unlimited cum

Oral without protection
Protected sex
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys ā€” state which toys youā€™d like
Kissing
🔥 EVERYTHING that is included in the ā€˜extras and fetishā€™ service:
(more costly than GFE service)

£250 an hour

**BOOKINGS ARE 1 HOUR MINIMUM AND OUTCALL ONLY**

Unlimited cum

Filming ā€” (Only for personal use. No posting online)

Porn Star Experience (PSE)
Facial
Rimming either way -- only if you're hygienic
Fetishes
Watersports
Food play / sploshing
Domination (either way)
Fetishes ā€” nothing too extreme.
Prostate massage ā€” Let me know beforehand if youā€™d like this, then I know to bring latex gloves.

Oral without protection
Protected sex
Cuddling
Fingering
Oral on me
Lapdance
Edging
Massage
Porn star experience
Girlfriend experience
Chatting, drinks etc.
Toys
Kissing


🔥 Me dominating you:

Tickling
Cock and ball torture
Strap on
Wrestling
Slapping
Kicking
Punching
Ball busting
Small penis humiliation
Name calling

I will make sure I respect your boundaries and I wonā€™t be too rough or do anything you donā€™t want done xx


You dominating me:

I am happy for you to take charge, but:

I donā€™t enjoy anything too rough
I am not into blood play, vomit play or anything extreme.
No hairpulling ā€” my hair is always tied up when meeting and I dislike it being touched.
No blindfolding

I will only do restraints and handcuffs etc. if Iā€™ve met you before and know youā€™re safe.
Only message me if you actually intend on booking a session.

**NO BAREBACK**
NO ANAL, NO ROLEPLAY, NO WEIRD STUFF.

No smoking ā€” vaping is fine, I sometimes vape.

I donā€™t do role play anymore as it attracts the worst and creepiest of clients ā€” ones who like k!ds etc. or theyā€™re extremely porn addicted, their dick doesnā€™t work, then they blame me for not being able to cum despite me putting in 200% effort ā€¦

**NO BOUNDARY PUSHING WHAT SO EVER**

If you visibly have an STD upon meeting, I will have to end the meet as youā€™ve tried to put my health at risk and the money will be non-refundable.

No hair pulling ā€” it will be tied up and you cannot touch my hair at all.

I must be able to shower afterwards around your place/hotel ā€” i will bring my own towel and soap. If I cannot shower, I will cancel your booking as hygiene is extremely important to me.

Over text or email clients must state exactly what services they are after and the price they are paying to confirm everything that's expected to happen in the session... I don't like surprises.

āŒ No dirty talk over phone or text, that is not a service I provideā€¦ No wanking on the phone, I will hang up. Either book a session or donā€™t mess me around. I am not here for your free entertainment and I donā€™t owe you a free phone chat or sexting session..

āŒ I donā€™t send pics or videos over text. If you want pics or videos of me they are all on here.

No porn shoots ā€” I have content ONLY on here and for your personal use, if posted online I WILL find out, I use a software and will prosecute. I am not a porn star.

No price haggling or pretending you will book me again, so that you can get it cheaper ā€” why would I keep a regular who canā€™t afford or thinks theyā€™re entitled enough to not pay my rates?!

āŒ I donā€™t do incalls, car meets or outside meetsā€¦ outcall only.

āŒ I wonā€™t answer any of the following silly timewasting questions, even if youā€™ve made a booking with me and Iā€™ll happily ignore until you cancel the booking because I donā€™t see clients who donā€™t read my profile and ask silly questions:

ā€œYou availableā€
ā€œPostcodeā€
ā€œCan you come now babe?ā€
ā€œare you actually 22?ā€
ā€œYou actually british?ā€
ā€œProve to me youā€™re the woman in the photosā€
ā€œWhatā€™s your dress size/boob size?ā€
ā€œAre your nails painted?ā€
ā€œSend me pics of youā€
ā€œYou got sniff?ā€
ā€œYou party?ā€
ā€œCan you send me your content?ā€
ā€œSend me your profileā€
ā€œWill you do 15 mins babe?ā€
ā€œI have £80, you come now!!ā€
ā€œWill you see both me and my friend for £100?ā€
ā€œWhat uniforms you got? Send me pics babeā€
ā€œCan I lick your feet for 12p?ā€
ā€œWill you do deep anal for £50?ā€

ā€¦Those questions arenā€™t asked by people who are serious about booking me and paying for my servicesā€¦

I also dislike being called pet name like ā€œbabeā€ over text, and I will most likely ignore your message and reply to others.

I wonā€™t tolerate disrespect or rude behaviour or timewasting.
If you cancel last minute, my rule is that you wonā€™t be able to book again and will be blocked.
Unfortunately I have to operate this way because there are a lot of selfish, ignorant people about.

I will not tolerate drugs around me, if you mention drugs over text, I will have to cancel.
Likewise, if you start doing them infront of me I will have to end the meet and the money will be non-refundable.

If a client becomes rude, pushy or aggressive, I will not tolerate that behaviour and again money non-refundable. No negotiation on getting any money back whatsoever.

Also on arrival, if a client starts expecting services I donā€™t provide (and we never discussed those services over text and I feel that they have ill intentions towards me) I will not provide services and leave with full payment, as I am not at fault ā€” shouldā€™ve read my profile or booked a different escort who provides those services instead rather than messing me about.

~ Types of clients I don't like:
Rude, pushy, aggressive, severely porn-addicted, ghetto, rough, misogynistic, drug dealers, pimps or "agency owners", Male escorts -- they're a nightmare.

Timewasters, people who mess us around and people who cancel last minute, will be named and shamed!
We will post about you in a group chat with their full names, photos, phone numbers and possibly addresses so other escorts know to avoid them.
We might even find your partner or mother on social media and send them the screenshots of your text messages or even post you on an online forum so anyone who searches your name will see it on the internet.
Timewasting and messaging us awful messages or outright harassing us is a big no no.

I sometimes offer deals etc. But currently full prices.
No haggling.


Client Reviews (who arenā€™t members of AW):

03/02/2025
Time booked: 4 hours
Location: Chelsea, London
ā€œKiera was very friendly and I instantly felt at ease. I was very nervous beforehand but the nerves dissappeared once we started chatting. Her skin is extremely smooth and soft. It was heaven. She smells very fresh and had an elegent floral perfume on. Her hygiene is impeccable! Overall, a great experience and I canā€™t wait to see her next time!ā€

17/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
ā€œVery lovely young lady. Smelt amazing and looked yummy. I thoroughly enjoyed our time togetherā€.

23/02/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Charing Cross, London
ā€œLong golden hair! She looked like rapunzel. Brought her classy red lingerie and heels with her. What an amazing birthday treat! Very skilled for a young woman. Enjoyed every moment of it!ā€

28/02/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
ā€œKiera had great communication via text and email, arrived on time. Had dinner at the hotel when she arrived, amazing conversation, great listening skills. Then we went up to the room to have naughty time. I was blown away by her!! Best escort in Cambridge for sure! I slept like a log after our sessionā€.

05/03/2025
Time booked: 1 hour
Location: East Sussex
ā€œI was very nervous because I am 28 years old and had never had sex before, so decided to finally lose my virginity to an escort on my 28th birthday. When Kiera arrived, I instantly felt calm and she was extremely patient and showed me what to do, even showed me how to give a woman an orgasm and I had succeeded in doing so! I felt so proud of myself. Kiera is very skilled in what she does and I am so glad I booked her to show me how itā€™s all done. Thank you Kiera! :-)ā€

10/03/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Gatwick, Crawley
ā€œHad a really good experience with her as the Domme. Really a pleasure to be her sub. Very friendly, trustworthy and I felt safe in her hands. 10/10ā€.

21/03/2025
Time booked: 3 hours
Location: Brighton, Sussex
ā€œLovely dinner date with Kiera. We ordered pizza then things got hot! Sheā€™s very good at what she does. Gave me a lovely massage and girlfriend experience. Worth every penny! Until next time!ā€

01/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Brentwood, Essex
ā€œShe looked really hot in her lacy black stockings, I couldnā€™t resist. Skin very soft and hairless. Very good hygiene. We had a laugh and sheā€™s very good at what she does!ā€

04/04/2025
Time booked: 2 hours
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
ā€œI booked her for PSE and enjoyed it a lot! Very intelligent lady and great conversationalist. Looked better in real life than in her photos and content on adultwork! A very good surprise! Also very cute casual dress sense, I liked how discreet she isā€.

06/04/2025
Time booked: 1.5 hours
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
ā€œMy 3rd time seeing Kiera, sheā€™s always smiling and pleasant. Nice round perky bottom and glorious big breasts. I always finish so hard its unbelievable,
she sooo hot, the perfect blonde 🥵ā€.

08/04/2025
Time booked: 5 hours
Location: West End, London
ā€œAbsolute delight to see Kiera again! Always smells amazing and looks gorgeous! Very bubbly and friendly, instantly uplifted my mood. Had a very interesting intellectual chat over dinner, then had a couple of glasses of fine champagne. Then blew me away with her skills, I loved every second of it! Most friendly, lovely woman you could meet! Xxā€



Other info:

Completely natural body, big boobs and bum, 5 ft 6ā€ tall. Hygiene is very important to me, and I shower thoroughly after every client.

I wax and shave oftenly so I am usually completely hair-free down there with no hair at all. Same with most of my body.
I also exfoliate often to keep my skin smooth.

I donā€™t smoke. Rarely drink, sometimes a beer.

Hair colour: Blonde
Hair length: very long
Eye colour: Green
Height: 5 ft 6ā€
Body type: curvy, but toned as I lift weights.
Shoe size: 7
Bust size: 34DD - I havenā€™t measured in a while, since I rarely wear bras!



N & S section -- people who mess me around will be put here including their username, phone number and other details:



I really am grateful to the guys who do book me and treat me well and I am more than happy to give top quality service to guys who are respectful and don't break promises, it's just unfortunate that there's a few people who ruin things for the rest of us.


ā€¦ It still amazes me what some men do to get themselves offā€¦ I hear something new every day.

Donā€™t worry Iā€™m not judgemental or anything like that, just felt like sharing my experiences for a bit of comedy or because people seem interested in my stories whenever I mention them.


Hopefully you find this is slightly funny or amusing, but these are the worst types of clients Iā€™ve come across apart from the more obvious creeps or weirdos weā€™d block and completely ignore:

(Also just unexpected clients or surprises or just weird ones! Haha basically anything entertaining etc.)


1) The pest who wanks in the window..

I donā€™t charge for a deposit because I empathise with clients who have told me theyā€™ve been robbed before..

..However, the dregs of society who seen to think itā€™s perfectly ok to call us to a wrong address (usually one across the road from their house so they can get a kick out of watching us walk up and down their street, whilst they wank) and block our phone numbersā€¦ these guys are the ones ruining fun things for peopleā€¦
Itā€™s always the minority of arseholes ruining fun things. People like them are why escorts end up having to charge deposits and canā€™t trust even clients with loads of good feedback.. (Iā€™ve had a some with loads of good feedback do this to me).

It really ruins my day when iā€™ve driven 1.5 hours to meet, realising Iā€™ve been given the wrong addressā€¦ I then phone call the ā€˜clientā€™ and heā€™s now trying to talk dirty to me and I can hear him wanking on the phoneā€¦ then I see a guy looking out his window wanking, watching meā€¦ Urgh creepy. I message/phone and realise theyā€™ve blocked my number.. now had my time wasted, 3 hoursā€™ driving time and fuelā€¦

2) The ā€˜clientā€™ who makes false promises.. getā€™s what he wants.. then cancels the booking that he never intended to keep.. and has a poor excuse.

Some guys seem to use their 5000 good feedback to make false promises and mess us aroundā€¦
theyā€™ll book 1 week in advance then expect you to sext them or send sexy photos EVERY SINGLE DAY until the booking or atleast spend ages having long drawn out conversationsā€¦
then they cancel the booking last minute right on the day, after theyā€™ve gotten what they want (sexting or conversations and attention or nothing since we didnā€™t engage in their silliness).
And if we donā€™t engage with their attempts to sext, they cancel the booking claiming weā€™re ignoring them or that we must be not interested in seeing themā€¦ Nope we just donā€™t want to engage in your silly games because we know we will end up being used for your free entertainmentā€¦

Makes me wonder whether guys share their mates accounts to rack up loads of good feedback to try to con us into giving them more etc. either way, we can see what youā€™re doingā€¦

3) The guy who suddenly expects services he never mentioned over textā€¦ and didnā€™t read my profile..

Quite a shock when I arrive to see Barry, 63, or 58 year old Steve, has laid out wrist and ankle restraints in their living room, with 20 different whips and a blindfold and nipple clampsā€¦ and five bowls of custard and a fish tankā€¦ and different porn videos on each of the five tvā€™s in that room.. usually really old amateur porn tapes with dodgy acting..
After he said over text that he was after 2 hours Girlfriend experience.. then he says ā€œsorry Iā€™ve only got £150 in cash, so unless you do [all these things] for me, you will have to leave now empty handedā€ā€¦ These are one of the worst types of clients.. and they wonā€™t get the amazing service theyā€™re after by acting this way..

4) The 70 year old ā€˜Leather Daddyā€™ with dementia who wants to dominate youā€¦

.. If your older father seems slightly ā€˜out of itā€™ please keep a close eye on himā€¦ and make sure he doesnā€™t escape the care home..

Pretty much the same as above, apart from he seems fine at first (and are better at saying what they want over text) but then gradually gets scarier or pushes your boundaries in a weird kind of confused forgetful way..
and seems completely oblivious to your reactions or how youā€™re feeling or forgets what you just told himā€¦
they usually have old vintage paintings all around their house of naked ladies that they like to show off (ā€¦very sleazy) and live in the middle of nowhere on some farmā€¦ (not the most comfortable of experiences!!) .. not dangerous as such but just very odd characters and uncomfortable to be around..
usually their sex toys or leathers havenā€™t been washed and have pubic hairs in them or are smellyā€¦ yuck.
Or generally their whole place is filthy and has an overpowering musty and/or urine smell to itā€¦ like a care homeā€¦

4) Language barrierā€¦

I donā€™t need to explain much on this one.
Sticks it in the wrong hole and doesnā€™t seem to understand what heā€™s doing wrong.. then his best mate and his wife burst through the door and seem to want to stand there and watch.. infact maybe his wife even paid for his escort? ..Seemed like it when she handed the money over to me.. lol
Then starts talking about how he must be the 'best shag in the world'ā€¦ but in broken englishā€¦ haha XD

5) The guy who booked me because I look like his daughterā€¦

I get there and everything goes well and I think heā€™s genuinely a sweet guyā€¦
until I come out the shower and get dressed and he starts showing me photos of his daughter because I look like a splitting image of herā€¦ I continue sipping the red wine and keep my mouth shut.. ā€œoh she looks niceā€ā€¦ o.O

6) The American sports cokehead..

Usually comes over here from the USA for some sports tournamentā€¦ pool or snookerā€¦ and still in their pool outfit when I meet them at their posh central London hotel. Seems extremely friendly and very chatty from the start.
Offers to pour me a drinkā€¦ fills the wine glass up to the top with pure whiskey (!!) so I stick to my water.. I go to the bathroom and hear him sniffing discreetly but I know itā€™s cokeā€¦ he getā€™s more hyperactive, then pounds the daylights out of me for 45 mins (1 hour booking), I genuinely have to stop because it makes me soreā€¦ he gets frustrated because he canā€™t cum... then he says ā€œok itā€™s fine, you take a shower, itā€™s my fault I canā€™t cum, Iā€™ve had too much to drinkā€ then tips me 50 dollars by sticking it in my underwear and keeps apologising whilst coked upā€¦ Was a bit scary, but wasnā€™t expecting the tip at the end.. left a bit sore down thereā€¦ won't see him again.. not worth the tip he gave me..
then I genuinely start to wonder if heā€™s a registered sex offender in the USAā€¦


7) The Van manā€¦

I can usually tell what occupation someone does by how they sound on the phoneā€¦ the rough east end accent gives it awayā€¦ I pull up outside their house and see about five vans and a cement mixer on their driveway and then think
ā€œoh.. i know how this will goā€¦ā€ *eye roll*
then get greated at the door by a guy who smells of weed.. we get chatting and he seems pleasant enough, but after a few drinks starts talking about three masons and how he actually works for the metropolitan police and that he will pull me over -- if I donā€™t get my headlight bulb changed.
He actually works for a construction company, but enjoying the power trip of 'scaring' me.. wants to intimidate me for some weird reason.
Then starts complaining about having to use condoms and asking if he can stick it in without one.. saying his dick is too big to fit in condoms.. I say no, and then he starts talking about how much of a gentleman he is.. yuck!
Not to mention the dirty fingernails and rough hands and overall lack of hygiene. Then I realised Iā€™ve stayed way overtime because heā€™s talking crap then I say I have to leaveā€¦ he then starts begging me to stay longer to give him another blowjob for £40ā€¦ I politely decline and leave.
..An hour later I get creepy messages from him saying heā€™s memorised my car registration plate and because he works for the police he will pull me overā€¦ I just block him and screenshot the message for evidence incase he tries anything crazyā€¦ they also tend to start asking for loads of extras (and donā€™t want to pay extra for them) or expect us to give them ā€œmates ratesā€.. on the first meeting.. if he canā€™t afford it, why doesnā€™t he go to someone cheaper?.. probably likes the power tripā€¦
I feel disgusting after spending time with men like this.. then think
ā€œmaybe I should go to the hospital to get a Tetanus shot?ā€
ā€¦or go get treated for Rabiesā€¦ or Ebolaā€¦lol

8) The Mcdonaldā€™s fantasistā€¦ oh god

I wake up in the morning to find my emails and work phone riddled with ridiculous paragraphs from fantasists who say things like ā€œI want you to meet me at this McDonalds at 9am, wearing just a denim jacket and a very short skirt, no top and no shoes no underwearā€¦ i then want you to buy three cheese burgers and rub them all over your face and tits infront of everyone, then start shoving the burgers up your fanny. Then iā€™ll take you to the toilets and Iā€™ll f*** your arse bare, then gradually fit all three burgers up there and stretch it wide open, then iā€™ll stick my dick in there too and cum on the burgers and make you eat them. You like this babe? Can we negotiate on the pay as I donā€™t have much money at the momentā€ā€¦ I shouldnā€™t have replied, but I said ā€œThat would get me arrested, I donā€™t even provide this as a serviceā€ then blocked him. This is why I wonā€™t do EVERY fetishā€¦ some of them are just ridiculousā€¦ or downright illegalā€¦

9) Young guy who works at a burger placeā€¦

I do get guys who are ages 19 to 30 (I prefer ages 35 to 50 because theyā€™re more chilled out usually).
The problem with younger guys is they tend to be more flakey and undecisive. Had a few who work at burger places who are on a low wage, therefore canā€™t really afford an escort, but get one anyway, and they always pressure me to stay longer than the time paid for or try to get as much out of me for their money (I donā€™t have an issue with that as long as itā€™s done fairly and not in a creepy way)ā€¦ I have an issue when they donā€™t understand how things work or demand I do it without a condom (and never mentioned thatā€™s what they wanted over text either) because their girlfriend letā€™s them do it without oneā€¦ well Iā€™m not your girlfriendā€¦ sorry buddy.. just the general awkwardness with the younger ones sometimes or they book an hour and I arrive there then they ask ā€œoh do you do 15 mins instead? Iā€™ve got £80ā€ when Iā€™ve driven 1 hour to themā€¦ ā€œnope we are doing the full hour as youā€™ve booked!ā€ ā€¦then they reluctantly hand the rest of the cash to meā€¦ shouldnā€™t make promises you donā€™t want to keep..

10) Guy who suddenly wants analā€¦ butt pest from hellā€¦

I donā€™t provide anal as a service. I dislike it when men ask for itā€¦. Even worse when a guy slips a finger in without asking or is suddenly persistant for anal when he never mentioned it over textā€¦ obviously my answer will be noā€¦ I also hate it when people donā€™t read my likes list and just assume I will do analā€¦

11) That weirdo who always posts reverse bookings on here for £350 for 1 hour with ā€œpregnancy riskā€ role playā€¦

I donā€™t understand this manā€¦ NO COMMENT

12) Porn addicts...

A sex workerā€™s worst nightmare ā€” Take ages to cum, canā€™t stay hard, I've sprained a muscle in my neck/back from wanking him so hard and fast... he still canā€™t cum. He confesses that he wanked TEN times earlier but ā€œusually doesnā€™t have this problemā€ā€¦ yeah rightā€¦ great way to make an escort feel terrible AND theyā€™ve put 200000% effort into getting you offā€¦ now he wants a refund because he feels embarrassed ā€” despite me saying itā€™s not an issue...
I tell him 'No refundā€™ because I've just tried *extremely* hard to get him off and injured myself... what a wanker... literally. Also keeps making noises like he's about to cum, making me keep going -- unnecessary injuries for no good reason...
I'm not trying *that* hard to make someone cum again, not my problemā€¦

13) My old uni lecturer who I gifted a free shag too. Kinda hot in the moment, but heā€™s a total loser.

14) That weirdo who has NO feedback but constantly puts RBs stating ā€œfart fetishā€ā€¦.


15) The ā€œold lonely Narcissist/Sociopath whoā€™s ran out of supplyā€ therefore books an escortā€¦ to degrade and feed his fragile egoā€¦

Theyā€™re perpetually miserable and like to rant angrily and constantly moan ā€” extremely hard to please, basically impossible and very insufferable too ā€¦ soooo fun to be around of course XD
Most of them are non-violent, all talk and wonā€™t physically endanger you, however, I avoid either type like the plagueā€¦

I donā€™t need to explain this muchā€¦ usually a 40+ year old manā€¦ luckily I rarely get men like this now because Iā€™ve figured out a pattern to their texting habits..

Most older guys are lovely and I thoroughly enjoy having them as clients :-Dā€¦ itā€™s just the Narc ones I dislikeā€¦

Usually ALL women have left his life because heā€™s so awfulā€¦

He starts off seeming fine like a gentlemanā€¦ thenā€¦
Starts talking about how all women are awful, calling women ā€œbrassesā€ā€¦ calling weather news reporters on tv prostitutesā€¦ like wtf dude?!
His talking gets WORSE ā€” racist, homophobic, more misogynistic, starts disrespecting me verbally because of my workā€¦ ā€œwell youā€™re a brass and I know how brasses thinkā€¦ā€ ā€œyou obviously wouldnt understand my point of view because youā€™re a working girlā€¦ā€
And things like ā€œgay people would take a pill that turns them straight because they hate themselves so much that they have to make everyone else miserable around themā€ and bullshit theories like thatā€¦ such nonsense..

I end up held against my will, staying overtime by like 45 mins to 1 hour just listening to dudes like this ranting about how bad women areā€¦ despite him inheriting his Auntā€™s mansion AND business that she set up herselfā€¦ and his mum is somehow is still doing his cleaning and laundryā€¦

Then feeling like Iā€™m walking on eggshells around them and having to nod and agree with all the awful things theyā€™re saying just so they donā€™t fly into a rage etcā€¦ and I know that you canā€™t reason with crazy people so thereā€™s no point trying toā€¦
and in order to keep a Narcissist/Sociopath/Psychopath happy, all you need to do is agree with them, stroke their egos, sit and listen to them talk through all their traumas or cognitive biases/distortions (from basically the combination of being psychotic and black and white, rigid thinking) ā€¦ then leave as quickly as you can, as politely as you canā€¦
Then I say ā€œ10 minutes and I have to leaveā€ā€¦ for the 5th time..
When I can finally leaveā€¦ they have the audacity to say to me:
ā€œwell, you were sub par and disappointing in bedā€¦ hopefully next time youā€™ll do better.. and i KNOW youā€™ll see me again because brasses like you are desperate for the money, atleast I got my moneyā€™s worth out of you by getting you to stay longer and hopefully youā€™ll learn something from our chat today.. young people need to learn the cold hard truthā€..

(He was very heavy handed in bed, using unreasonable force, very grabby, pushing for bareback, slobbering me like a dog ā€” of course I wouldnā€™t feel comfortable with himā€¦ and itā€™s ALL his own faultā€¦ then he ā€œwasnā€™t into itā€ unless it was basically painful and uncomfortable for meā€¦ then blamed the pain on MEā€¦ what a loserā€¦ eye roll).

**THIS IS WHY I have become very selective with who I see and have stated that if I thought the meeting was dreadful I really wonā€™t see you again!**

As I enter my car I say ā€œhmmā€¦ no there wonā€™t be a next timeā€¦ā€ then their jaws usually drop to the floor in shock XD
*ego shattered* collapse of the Narcā€™s false self ā€¦lol
I quickly lock my doors and drive offā€¦
Then Iā€™m guessing heā€™s winding himself up, wallowing in a load of self pity about how ā€œwomen are so terrible to himā€ afterwardsā€¦
Then I block his number, message other escorts with this guyā€™s full name, address, whatsapp profile pic, facebook profile, phone number etc. in a group chat to protect their safetyā€¦ he wonā€™t be able to book a decent British escort again..

Enjoys

  • BDSM (giving)
  • Being Filmed
  • Dinner Dates
  • Dogging
  • Domination
  • Domination (giving)
  • Double Penetration
  • Exhibitionism
  • Face Sitting
  • Facials
  • Female Ejaculation
  • Fetish
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Fingering/Finger Play
  • Food Sex/Sploshing
  • Foot Worship
  • French Kissing
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Hand Relief
  • Humiliation (giving)
  • Lapdancing
  • Massage
  • MMF 3Somes
  • Modeling
  • Moresomes
  • Naturism/Nudism
  • Oral
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • Oral without Protection
  • Parties
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Pole Dancing
  • Receiving Oral
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Sauna / Bath Houses
  • Spanking (giving)
  • Strap On
  • Striptease
  • Sub games
  • Swallow (at discretion)
  • Swinging
  • Tantric
  • Tie & Tease
  • Toys
  • Watersports

Enjoys With

  • Male

Incall Rates

  • 1 Hour - £160
  • 2 Hours - £320

Outcall Rates

  • 1 Hour - £200

FAQs

  • Question: Are you British?
    Answer: Yes! 100% born and bred here.

  • Question: Are you discrete?
    Answer: Yes! I intentionally park around the corner from their house and I come casually dressed to not give the client any unwanted extra attention in a public place and to text discreetly -- short "yes" or "no" or "GFE costs XXX" -- only giving information needed just incase someone sees the texts -- and whatever is said between you and me, stays between us. I have had well-known clients, and have not told a soul anything. The only instance I've said anything, is when people are disrespectful towards me or do something really bad -- I think it's important to let other sex workers know, so they don't put themselves in danger by seeing the client.

  • Question: Are you hygienic?
    Answer: Yes, hygiene is very important to me -- I shower thoroughly after every meet. I bring my own towel and shower gel. My hair remains tied up the whole meet as it's very long and gets matted easily -- I don't like it touched.

  • Question: Can you bring lingerie to change into?
    Answer: Yes!

  • Question: Do you do car meets?
    Answer: No, they're dangerous and unhygienic, never.

  • Question: Do you do incalls?
    Answer: Unfortunately no. Outcall only.

  • Question: Do you do Oral Without? Or French kiss?
    Answer: Yes, they are included in rates, as long as you are hygienic -- being unhygienic puts my health at risk.

  • Question: Do you see Black and Asian men?
    Answer: Yes! I see men of all nationalities, I do not discriminate, as long as you are respectful, polite, can speak English well enough (language barriers are tricky) and have the right amount of CASH, I will see you x

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5 ft 6

  • Question: Is filming just for private use?
    Answer: Yes, I am not a porn star and have no intention of doing porn. I like to have a private, no-drama life.

  • Question: Minimum booking time?
    Answer: 1 hour. 2 hours if you're far away.

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Long

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'6"

  • Question: What times are you always available?
    Answer: Afternoon/evening

  • Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
    Answer: Depends

  • Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
    Answer: London/Essex/Kent/Cambridge

  • Question: How long are you prepared to travel for?
    Answer: No Travelling

  • Question: Nearest rail station?
    Answer: Green park

  • Question: What sort of men turn you on?
    Answer: Respectful, nice men who can make intelligent conversation. I love older men who are nerdy and I quite like a dad bod or a guy with a bit of beef on him like muscle and some fat; not too lean or skinny or too overweight to the point where they are morbidly obese. But generally I donā€™t care much about looks, itā€™s how they make me feel.

  • Question: What sort of women turn you on?
    Answer: Not into women so much.

  • Question: What is your biggest turn on?
    Answer: Good hygiene and a guy who smells fresh and has cologne on!! Also good at giving oral; skilled with his tongue!

  • Question: What is your shoe size?
    Answer: 7

  • Question: What is your favourite sexual fantasy?
    Answer: Having sex with an older married man who works as a teacher/uni lecturer is quite hot!

  • Question: How often do you masturbate?
    Answer: Almost everyday

  • Question: When is your libido at its highest?
    Answer: Before/after my weights workout

  • Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
    Answer: Classy hotel room or nice apartment or nice clean house.

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Caucasian (White)

  • Question: What is your Secondary Language?
    Answer: None

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Green

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Athletic

  • Question: How would you describe your non-binary gender?
    Answer: Cisgender

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Blonde

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