Female Escorts / Surrey /Poshenglishtart

Poshenglishtart

About Me

My name is Joanna – also know as the Posh English Tart. ‘Why?’ You might ask – it all stems from my boarding school education in the south of England. Regrettably, I was not the model student – well, not in terms of the academic work anyway. I was a model in other ways as the boys at our neighbouring school discovered from time to time ……..

My love of adventure has led me into all sorts of places – some of which you would probably be better not knowing about, but suffice to say I really do feel that I have ‘found my place’ in the world now, doing what I do. Time spent with me will fly by in a flash but beware, I can be very, very addictive – I should come with a government health warning as you will long to come back for more!

You will find me very easy on the eye – I always get looks of admiration from the gentlemen and looks of envy from the women when I am out and about. It’s probably because I take care of myself – I eat well, I spend time working out to stay toned all over and I always make sure I look my best. Just have a look at the photos in my gallery – trust me, they haven’t been photo-shopped! But most of all, you will be seduced by my personality and wicked sense of humour – in or out of the bedroom…..I am not easily shocked or surprised, so you can live out your naughty secret fantasies with me – I’m sure to love them!

Escort

Whether you would like me to accompany to the theatre or dinner, or if you simply want to spend a sensuous, sexual evening with me, you will find me the perfect companion. I like to consider myself a courtesan – perhaps it’s that posh private education, but you won’t find me like any other girl. I love slow, erotic adventures as we explore each other’s bodies and I also love the hard and fast carnal encounters. Adaptability is one of my greatest talents. Book with me and you know you won’t be disappointed.

I can come to your home, your hotel.

Spanking

The nuns used to spank us with a hairbrush. For years I fantasised about being spanked and then one day a boyfriend put me across his knee when I was being sassy. I loved it and since then, have never looked back! If spanking is your thing then I’m the girl for you – I love it hard and have lots of implements and toys that you can use on me……if I’ve been really bad, you might even have to cane me! But beware all you bad boys out there, I’m happy to turn the tables and redden your bare bottom as well!

International

I’m happy to travel overseas to meet clients and have already been to the Middle East, India and the US to visit clients – they ended up begging me not to go home! If you would like me to accompany you on holiday or visit you abroad, just ask the question…..you know what the answer will be!


Joanna x





Looking forward to all your naughty requests





Chiswick 26/27 May









Enjoys

  • BDSM
  • CIM (at discretion)
  • Cross Dressing
  • Domination
  • Domination (giving)
  • Exhibitionism
  • Face Sitting
  • Facials
  • Female Ejaculation
  • Fetish
  • FFM 3Somes
  • Fingering/Finger Play
  • Foot Worship
  • French Kissing (discretion)
  • Humiliation
  • Humiliation (giving)
  • Massage
  • Oral without (at discretion)
  • Penetration (Protected)
  • Pussy Pumping
  • Receiving Oral
  • Rimming
  • Rimming (giving)
  • Rimming (receiving)
  • Role Play & Fantasy
  • Smoking (Fetish)
  • Spanking
  • Spanking (giving)
  • Spanking (receiving)
  • Strap On
  • Sub games
  • Swallow (at discretion)
  • Tantric
  • Tie & Tease
  • Toys
  • Travel Companion
  • Voyeurism
  • Watersports

Enjoys With

  • Male
  • Female
  • Couple MF
  • Couple MM

Incall Rates

  • ½ Hour - £180
  • 1 Hour - £250
  • Overnight - £3000

Outcall Rates

  • 1 Hour - £300

Interview

  • Question: What is your starsign?
    Answer: Taurus April 21 - May 20

  • Question: What length is your hair?
    Answer: Long

  • Question: How tall are you?
    Answer: 5'5"

  • Question: What is your dress size?
    Answer: 12

  • Question: What size is your chest?
    Answer: 34"

  • Question: What is your bra cup-size?
    Answer: E

  • Question: Do you smoke?
    Answer: Socially

  • Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?
    Answer: Tattoos

  • Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?
    Answer: NONE

  • Question: What is your favourite colour?
    Answer: Green

  • Question: What times are you always available?
    Answer: From 08:00 till 21:00

  • Question: Will you do overnight bookings?
    Answer: Yes

  • Question: List of Towns/Areas you will visit
    Answer: To be Discussed

  • Question: What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
    Answer: Getting caught on the train while touching myself

  • Question: What sort of men turn you on?
    Answer: Gentle, Classy and Caring

  • Question: What sort of women turn you on?
    Answer: Adventurous Libertine

  • Question: What is your best feature?
    Answer: Eyes

  • Question: What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had?
    Answer: Having Sex On The Eiffel Tower in Paris.

  • Question: What is your favourite sexual position?
    Answer: Kamasutra

  • Question: What is your second favourite sexual position?
    Answer: Doggy

  • Question: What is your biggest turn on?
    Answer: Giving Deep Throat

  • Question: The most sensitive part of my anatomy is?
    Answer: La Vulve

  • Question: How much do you weigh?
    Answer: 10½st

  • Question: What is your leg measurement?
    Answer: 35"

  • Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they
    Answer: Discrete

  • Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned?
    Answer: Trimmed

  • Question: What is your favourite food?
    Answer: French

  • Question: What is your favourite drink?
    Answer: Red Wine, Romane Conti

  • Question: What is your favourite film?
    Answer: Notting Hill

  • Question: What is your favourite TV programme?
    Answer: Silent Witness

  • Question: What are your favourite flowers?
    Answer: Red and Yellow Roses

  • Question: What is your favourite gift?
    Answer: Agent Provocateur and Diamonds

  • Question: What is your favourite perfume?
    Answer: YLS Paris

  • Question: What is your favourite holiday destination?
    Answer: South Of France

  • Question: What is your shoe size?
    Answer: 4.5

  • Question: What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!)
    Answer: So Many......

  • Question: What three words best describe your personality?
    Answer: Classy, Smart & Dangerous

  • Question: Describe the experience (when and where)
    Answer: Did It Myself.

  • Question: How often do you masturbate?
    Answer: Every Morning In The Shower

  • Question: What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?
    Answer: Swinging

  • Question: When is your libido at its highest?
    Answer: Always

  • Question: Where would you most like to have sex?
    Answer: At a Board Meeting, underneath the Director's Chair.

  • Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts?
    Answer: Large

  • Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced?
    Answer: Enhanced

  • Question: What is your Primary Language?
    Answer: English

  • Question: What is your ethnicity?
    Answer: Caucasian (White)

  • Question: What is the colour of your eyes?
    Answer: Green

  • Question: What is your waist measurement?
    Answer: 32"

  • Question: What is your hips measurement?
    Answer: 38"

  • Question: How would you describe your body type?
    Answer: Athletic

  • Question: What is the colour of your hair?
    Answer: Blonde

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