Question: ARE ALL OF YOUR LIKES LISTED ON THE PROFILE PAGE? Answer: The list is not exhaustive. Please do ask if there is something in particular you would like that IS NOT on the list (Nothing nasty, cruel or painful though please).
Question: CAN I CUM MORE THAN ONCE? Answer: If you behave yourself, then yes!
Question: CAN WE COMMUNICATE ON WHATSAPP OR ANOTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM? Answer: No.
Question: DO YOU DO BAREBACK? Answer: This question will be treated with the contempt it deserves.
Question: DO YOU DO CAR MEETS? Answer: No.
Question: DO YOU OFFER ANAL? Answer: As long as you don't have an 'equine-like penis' then yes, I can offer this service. I do charge an EXTRA £25 for this service. Please mention you may like this service when confirming a booking. Thank you.
Question: HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR 'JUST' A HAND JOB? Answer: Another question that will be treated with the contempt it deserves.
Question: HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR A '15 MINUTE QUICKIE'? Answer: I currently charge £40 for a 15 minute booking.
Question: I AM SHY SO WOULD RATHER ARRANGE A MEETING THROUGH TEXT, IS THAT OK? Answer: My meetings are confirmed once I have spoken to the person on the phone. I have concerns that if you are too shy to talk on the phone, then you may be too shy to meet me. I can also tell alot from speaking to someone on the phone first. I think it not only helps "break the ice", but also reassures us that we are both human lol!
Question: I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND A CONFIRMED BOOKING, WHAT DO I DO? Answer: It can be very frustrating when people decide to not turn up to a confirmed meet for whatever reason. All I ask is that you text or call me as soon as you know you are unable to attend the meeting. It doesn't take 2 minutes to let me know and it is greatly appreciated. Those that just fail to show up will be blocked.
Question: I HAVE A LONG DISTANCE TO TRAVEL, WILL YOU DO ME A DISCOUNT TO COVER TRAVEL COSTS? Answer: No, I cannot believe I am having to put this question in either! But some of you do TRY to push your luck! Nice try, but I don't budge! The answer is simply... NO!
Question: I HAVE CALLED YOU SEVERAL TIMES WITH NO ANSWER? Answer: Then perhaps I am busy, sleeping, or eating! Good things come to those who wait. I don't answer calls from private or withheld numbers.
Question: I ONLY HAVE £20, WHAT CAN YOU OFFER? Answer: Foxtrot Oscar! That's all I have to say on this beauty of a question!
Question: IF YOU ARE READING THIS FAR THEN, 'THANK YOU'! Answer: If you are reading this far then thank you for taking the time to read my profile thoroughly. You obviously take the time to ensure you make the correct choice. Thumbs up and a pat on the back for you! Gold Star awarded!
Question: IS IT OK TO JUST 'TURN UP' FOR A MEET WITHOUT PRIOR ARRANGEMENT? Answer: Under no circumstances should anyone feel they will be made to feel welcome if turning up unannounced or without arrangement. Especially under the influence. I will phone the police immediately and you will be the one left embarrassed, believe me! There's always the odd, inconsiderate TWAT out there, unfortunately.
Question: WHAT IS INCLUDED FOR £40 (15 MIN QUICKIE)? Answer: Some of my likes are clearly listed (although this list is far from exhaustive). If you wish for something that is not mentioned then just confirm that I'm happy to provide the service you're wanting when we chat on the phone, to avoid disappointment or awkward feeling at the time of the booking. But please do remember, 15 minutes isn't long, and I am only human... Time flies when you're having fun!
Question: WHAT IS MY PERSONAL OPINION OF THE TERM 'ROLE PLAY/FANTASY?' Answer: I must admit, I'm not very good at this 'Role Play' malarkee, so please don't expect an Oscar winning performance. Let's keep things simple if going down this route.
Question: WHAT IS YOUR AVAILABILITY? Answer: Generally I am available from 9am most days until late. I am happy to see people earlier than this if arranged the day before. I also ask for a bit more notice if wanting a late meeting. Thank you.
Question: WHERE ARE YOU BASED? Answer: NR7 area, not far from the SPROWSTON RETAIL PARK in NORWICH.
Question: WHY DO YOU NEVER REPLY TO MY TEXT MESSAGES? Answer: I don't reply to text messages or return phone calls as it avoids possible unnecessary grief for yourself!
You want me to reply when you are in a compromising position with your lady friend, or wife?
Plus, too often texts can be misinterpreted and perceived completely differently to how they were intended, causing complications.
And, if you can't respect my request to call rather than repeatedly text it tells me you won't respect my simple requests and therefore may not respect me when we meet... So no, I won't reply to your text messages EVER!...
Question: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TO USE THE ONLINE BOOKING FORM? Answer: [1] Because I like to speak to who I'm going to be meeting. And [2], because I don't always check the site, I rely on telephone call contact being made. Its highly likely that an online booking would not be noticed by me until a few days after the requested time and day. Please don't say I haven't made this clear!
Question: WILL OUR MEETING BE DISCREET? Answer: Definitely… I have to live around here!
Question: WILL YOU SEND ME A TEXT/PICTURE TO SET 'THE SCENE'? Answer: Another one of those questions that raises the old blood pressure briefly! Seriously, don't even waste the use of your thumbs in even texting this one!
Question: YOU HAVE NOT CONFIRMED OR RESPONDED TO MY ONLINE BOOKING FORM REQUEST OR HAVE DELETED IT? Answer: That will be because I have not logged in to the Adultwork website. I do mention, in another question (QUESTION'S 7 and 10), that bookings are only confirmed during a telephone call. I make the reasons for this clear. So please, do not leave me negative feedback or send me unpleasant or sarcastic emails because I didn't respond to your booking form. Thank you.
Interview
Question: What is your starsign? Answer: Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21
Question: What length is your hair? Answer: Long
Question: How tall are you? Answer: 5'9"
Question: What is your dress size? Answer: 18+
Question: What size is your chest? Answer: 36"
Question: What is your bra cup-size? Answer: H
Question: Do you smoke? Answer: No
Question: Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Answer: Both
Question: Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location? Answer: None
Question: What is your favourite colour? Answer: Black
Question: What times are you always available? Answer: Generally available if number is displayed
Question: Will you do overnight bookings? Answer: No
Question: How long are you prepared to travel for? Answer: No Travelling
Question: Nearest rail station? Answer: Norwich
Question: Who is your favourite celebrity? Answer: Katie Price and Gordon Ramsay
Question: What is your best feature? Answer: Boobs
Question: If you have tattoos or piercings, how discreet are they Answer: Visible
Question: How is your pubic hair fashioned? Answer: Shaved Mostly
Question: What is your worst feature? Answer: Feet
Question: What is your favourite food? Answer: Mediterranean
Question: What is your favourite drink? Answer: Tea or Wine
Question: What is your favourite film? Answer: A Beautiful Mind
Question: What is your favourite TV programme? Answer: Come Dine With Me
Question: What are your favourite flowers? Answer: I like most flowers
Question: What is your favourite gift? Answer: Wine, Perfume, Flowers, Money, B&Q Vouchers
Question: What is your favourite perfume? Answer: Armani
Question: What is your favourite holiday destination? Answer: Depends on the mood and the company
Question: What is your shoe size? Answer: 6
Question: What three words best describe your personality? Answer: Bubbly, Warm, Fun
Question: How would you describe the size of your breasts? Answer: Very Large
Question: Are your breasts natural or enhanced? Answer: Natural
Question: What is your Primary Language? Answer: English
Question: What is your ethnicity? Answer: Caucasian (White)
Question: What is your Secondary Language? Answer: No other language
Question: What is the colour of your eyes? Answer: Hazel
Question: How would you describe your body type? Answer: Average
Question: What is the colour of your hair? Answer: Brown